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Metrosexuals
« on: October 05, 2008, 08:27:21 AM »
What are your opinions on metro's?

i cant wait to get bashed for this from guys that stare at shaved mens glutes in a thong all day long.


-I do take showers more than 2x a week.
-I have my whole body waxed (dont have a single hair or blemish/red bumps/nasty white pale skin with dark hair like "real men")
-I am currently talking to 3 seperate ladies and fucking all of them:)
-I get massages a few times a month (by woman)
-I get pedicure/manicures/facials (here we go.... ::))
-I shop often for clothes/accessories (not at walmart, where Dixie Outfitters/Levi's is considered a "good deal for 8 bucks")
-I use Taylor of Old Bond products and a real straight blade. If any of you are using Gilette or another 2$ can of shaving cream, you dont know what u are missing. Shaving should be a process that feels GOOD, not try to get less knicks and cuts with a 40 cent razor blade.
-My closet is filled with Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Armani (real armani, not AE.... thats like the American Eagle of Italian lol)
-I sleep on black silk sheets. When I go into my room I have a full body orgasm. perfect setup.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 08:30:03 AM »
none of it matters when you look like this though. :D

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 08:30:23 AM »
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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 08:32:11 AM »
we cant all impress the ladies with out NASCAR trivia like you "hot stuff"  ::)

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 08:33:30 AM »
we cant all impress the ladies with out NASCAR trivia like you "hot stuff"  ::)
like i said doing all that bullshit that you just mentioned only matters when you're actually a good looking guy, doesn't matter when you're 5'6" 158 pounds of skinny/fat with DSL's like you are. :D

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 08:34:21 AM »
like i said doing all that bullshit that you just mentioned only matters when you're actually a good looking guy, doesn't matter when you're 5'6" 158 pounds of skinny/fat with DSL's like you are. :D

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 08:35:07 AM »
He won't show up again.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 08:35:25 AM »
The only 'accessory' any man should ever wear is a watch and I don't even wear one of those.


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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 08:39:38 AM »
we cant all impress the ladies with out NASCAR trivia like you "hot stuff"  ::)
a man shouldbe a man...

boonstack : worry more about the size of your dick than wether u got real armani  ::)


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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 08:41:08 AM »
bonnstack youre pathetic
we dont give flying fahita about your fancy sheets or toilet water u spray on yourself
go ride a bike into hell
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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2008, 08:46:35 AM »
What are your opinions on metro's?

i cant wait to get bashed for this from guys that stare at shaved mens glutes in a thong all day long.


-I do take showers more than 2x a week.
-I have my whole body waxed (dont have a single hair or blemish/red bumps/nasty white pale skin with dark hair like "real men")
-I am currently talking to 3 seperate ladies and fucking all of them:)
-I get massages a few times a month (by woman)
-I get pedicure/manicures/facials (here we go.... ::))
-I shop often for clothes/accessories (not at walmart, where Dixie Outfitters/Levi's is considered a "good deal for 8 bucks")
-I use Taylor of Old Bond products and a real straight blade. If any of you are using Gilette or another 2$ can of shaving cream, you dont know what u are missing. Shaving should be a process that feels GOOD, not try to get less knicks and cuts with a 40 cent razor blade.
-My closet is filled with Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Armani (real armani, not AE.... thats like the American Eagle of Italian lol)
-I sleep on black silk sheets. When I go into my room I have a full body orgasm. perfect setup.


I am sure when you are walking in the street in high wind, you are really worried about your hairdo.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 08:47:49 AM »
My brother is in the hells angels and told me they beat up metro's for fun... they're basically #### that haven't admitted to liking dick yet so they just prance around like fairies all day pretending to like women
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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 08:53:09 AM »
You disagree?
with your brother being hells angel and all the urban legends surrounding those retards

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2008, 08:59:55 AM »
  Boys who are fairies can't handle machismo so they give up subconsciously and become girls. At least beta males still try to fight for the alpha position. Fairies are the guys who can't make it in the World of men, so they try to join the World of women.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2008, 09:05:30 AM »
the sad thing is a lot of girls are into these fashion fairies.

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Re: Metrosexuals
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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2008, 09:19:14 AM »
the sad thing is a lot of girls are into these fashion fairies.

  But most metrosexuals do have bisexual tendencies with a stronger lean towards homosexuality. This has been verified. Most of the girls who go for metros are the kind of liberated chick that finds two guys making out hot. The problem is that eventually she finds out he prefers snogging guys than her, and no woman accepts dividing their man with anyone else. Guys think women fucking each other is hot, but women can't tolerate a boyfriend who's into men as well.

  Basically, the reason why these guys dress like girls is a form of admission of defeat. They develop attraction to males because they are too passive/gentle/weak to function in the world of men, and they dress and act like girls to show other males that they shouldn't be aggressive towards them because they are actually weak, frail girls on the inside. If you pick up a fight with a metro at a bar, he will cry and ask you not to hurt him and he might even want to make out with you.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2008, 09:20:04 AM »
  Boys who are fairies can't handle machismo so they give up subconsciously and become girls. At least beta males still try to fight for the alpha position. Fairies are the guys who can't make it in the World of men, so they try to join the World of women.

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are you gay ? U seem to understand a lot of the fag psichology

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2008, 09:20:56 AM »
 But most metrosexuals do have bisexual tendencies with a stronger lean towards homosexuality. This has been verified. Most of the girls who go for metros are the kind of liberated chick that finds two guys making out hot. The problem is that eventually she finds out he prefers snogging guys than her, and no woman accepts dividing their man with anyone else. Guys think women fucking each other is hot, but women can't tolerate a boyfriend who's into men as well.

  Basically, the reason why these guys dress like girls is a form of admission of defeat. They develop attraction to males because they are too passive/gentle/weak to function in the world of men, and they dress and act like girls to show other males that they shouldn't be aggressive towards them because they are actually weak, frail girls on the inside. If you pick up a fight with a metro at a bar, he will cry and ask you not to hurt him and he might even want to make out with you.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2008, 09:23:36 AM »
are you gay ? U seem to understand a lot of the fag psichology

  Nice ad hominem there. Freud wrote a lot on this topic, and he explained fairies essentially as boys who gave up being boys because they couldn't handle with the aggressive/dominant traits of boys, so they give up mentally and become girls which means an attraction to males. Metrosexuals are a sympton of homosexual, which is a form of delta malehood.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2008, 09:54:17 AM »
Boonstack I agree.


Boy we sure do have a whole lot of "manly men" here.   ::)


ha ha.... okay...which one is more "homosexual"..=

dressing/talking/acting/walking/dancing/cleaning  all in a manner which will be approved of and liked by women

or

dressing/talking/acting/walking/dancing/cleaning  all in a manner which will be approved of and liked by "manly men"


???

 ;D

however I think I agree that metro = bi tendencies...

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2008, 10:36:53 AM »
I shave with moisturizing lotion, face only.  Go easy on the body hair removal and pedicures, stud. 

IME, nothing beats good quality cotton sheets, and if you're fucking 3 women on black sheets you must spend your life doing laundry.

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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2008, 11:07:57 AM »
I shave with moisturizing lotion, face only.  Go easy on the body hair removal and pedicures, stud. 

IME, nothing beats good quality cotton sheets, and if you're fucking 3 women on black sheets you must spend your life doing laundry.
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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2008, 11:14:30 AM »
I shave with moisturizing lotion, face only.  Go easy on the body hair removal and pedicures, stud. 

IME, nothing beats good quality cotton sheets, and if you're fucking 3 women on black sheets you must spend your life doing laundry.

Gee sorry guys I like the best of everything...  ::) how weird.

Only one of those girls comes to my house btw.  :D

Point is, most of you average joe's have gf's and wives who are nothing special to look at and have a boring lifestyle. If I keep up with myself and provide the best package, i'll date/fuck the best packages in return. The concept is not that complicated.

you have a 5/10, i bang 10/10. Hope this helps :)



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Re: Metrosexuals
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2008, 11:15:34 AM »
hey seva, care to post a picture of your gf/wife?  :D