Author Topic: Who would dare to fight this guy? (Read 5767 times)

Tapeworm · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:27:51 PM »

Can I use a gun?

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:30:34 PM »

not me

El_Pajero · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on October 05, 2008, 06:27:51 PM

Can I use a gun?

the fight between you and him will be in a popular club in moscow. would you dare to carry a gun in another country?

so no you cannot carry a gun, you are there to score some communist pussy and suddenly that guy bumps against you and you call him a name and then he turns around and then you see exactly this:

what would you do?

ozman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:32:56 PM »

shit myself

io856 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:39:46 PM »

No I wouldn't fight this guy but his pituitary gland will eventually get the upper hand.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM »

Quote from: El_Pajero on October 05, 2008, 06:30:59 PM

what would you do?

Honestly, I'd do the same thing I would do if anyone bumped into me: apologize and be friendly. I'm not one of those guys who needs to fight for honor. Deescalating the situation and just walking away is always the way to go.

Except in this guy's case I'd really apologize.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:43:33 PM »

пиздц , that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.

Ruffneck · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:45:09 PM »

Hulk Hogan would tear him a new one....FACT!

James Phoenix · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:50:12 PM »

Quote from: io856 on October 05, 2008, 06:39:46 PM

No I wouldn't fight this guy but his pituitary gland will eventually get the upper hand.

*Lulls*

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:50:40 PM »

you know who.

ozman · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on October 05, 2008, 06:43:33 PM

пиздц ,

what language is that ?

Tre · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on October 05, 2008, 06:41:53 PM

Honestly, I'd do the same thing I would do if anyone bumped into me: apologize and be friendly. I'm not one of those guys who needs to fight for honor. Deescalating the situation and just walking away is always the way to go.

Exactly.

If I'm in the club on the hunt for some commie poontang, fighting this guy will not help me to achieve that goal.

Unless his girlfriend says she'll spread 'em for me if I kick his ass.

Ruffneck · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:55:40 PM »

Dont this guy wear a scruffy Superman t shirt with braces and and tends to scream for a baby ruth.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:55:46 PM »

Quote from: ozman on October 05, 2008, 06:51:58 PM

what language is that ?

Russian.

tbombz · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:57:18 PM »

Quote from: El_Pajero on October 05, 2008, 06:30:59 PM

the fight between you and him will be in a popular club in moscow. would you dare to carry a gun in another country?

so no you cannot carry a gun, you are there to score some communist pussy and suddenly that guy bumps against you and you call him a name and then he turns around and then you see exactly this:

what would you do?

what does he call me?

El_Pajero · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2008, 06:58:26 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on October 05, 2008, 06:57:18 PM

what does he call me?

no, the story is that you called him accidentaly an asshole in russian.

Eisenherz · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2008, 07:01:57 PM »

I would tell him to look out for whats behind him, and I bet he'd fall for it, and then Id kick him in the balls and run for dear life.

tbombz · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2008, 07:02:16 PM »

well i would just explain that i didnt know what i meant and apologize. if he continues to want a fight i would have a friend go get a security guard and when he showed up i would kick the guy in the nuts then have my friend get the secuirty to break it up. and then i would have my friend "hold me baCK" while i act like i want a piecc of him yelling "let me at em let me at em ! "

2ND COMING · « **Reply #19 on:** October 05, 2008, 07:09:06 PM »

hell no i wouldnt, if he tryed to check me id most likely go for the choke and hope security proceed to break it up. if we were on hbo however, id mayweather his ass

Big_Tymer · « **Reply #20 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:00:56 PM »

Quote from: ozman on October 05, 2008, 06:51:58 PM

what language is that ?

cyrillic alphabet, slavic language

jpboudro · « **Reply #21 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:22:35 PM »

if it came down to it i would fight that ugly bastard.

RC Money · « **Reply #22 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:29:00 PM »

Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.

The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.

avesher · « **Reply #23 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:39:55 PM »

Quote from: RC Money on October 05, 2008, 09:29:00 PM

Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.

The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.

this is the funniest answer ever on this site---well played

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #24 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:03:13 PM »

How quick do you think he is off his feet? Big gangly limbs. Probably not easy to get him down but if you do lights out