Author Topic: Who would dare to fight this guy? (Read 5746 times)

SquatAss · « **Reply #25 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:11:17 PM »

Quote from: Methyl Mike on October 05, 2008, 10:03:13 PM

How quick do you think he is off his feet? Big gangly limbs. Probably not easy to get him down but if you do lights out

Yes Mike when you get the 324 lbs, 7 ft former world champion boxer down it's lights out.

avesher · « **Reply #26 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:36:56 PM »

I actually would fight him just to see if I could last more than 9 seconds and not get killed in the process

musclehedz · « **Reply #27 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:39:36 PM »

I would beat the shit out of him.

I am a cagefighter.

Meso_z · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2008, 12:28:47 AM »

I would, bring him on.

Eisenherz · « **Reply #29 on:** October 06, 2008, 12:33:40 AM »

He does kinda look like the former South African boxing champ, I forgot his name, Mike something.

Meso_z · « **Reply #30 on:** October 06, 2008, 12:37:28 AM »

I'm gonna bring Getbigs own "arce" to fuck him up.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #31 on:** October 06, 2008, 01:27:25 AM »

Quote from: Meso_z on October 06, 2008, 12:37:28 AM

I'm gonna bring Getbigs own "arce" to fuck him up.

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UGMT · « **Reply #32 on:** October 06, 2008, 03:42:10 AM »

WAR VALUEV~

Ruffneck · « **Reply #33 on:** October 06, 2008, 03:50:08 AM »

Quote from: musclehedz on October 05, 2008, 10:39:36 PM

I would beat the shit out of him.

I am a cagefighter.

Only if u wear tapout or affliction my friend - u wear those fine garments and then u can bust heads with the best of them

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #34 on:** October 06, 2008, 04:27:31 AM »

He does NOT fight his steroid dealer Ill tell you that right now...he bows to him knowing his next cycle will cost him 261 314.93 rubles

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 06, 2008, 04:30:19 AM »

wooo, so scary

Go for his legs, make him tap out....whats so hard about that?
Ur just a bunch of pussies

mossel · « **Reply #36 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:13:27 AM »

I'd inject some Test in his neck vein... faster than a ninja...

and then would watch him breakdance...

after that... go to kfc...

Ruffneck · « **Reply #37 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:31:07 AM »

Quote from: mossel on October 06, 2008, 05:13:27 AM

I'd inject some Test in his neck vein... faster than a ninja...

and then would watch him breakdance...

after that... go to kfc...

Method101 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:38:46 AM »

Just because somone has a fucked up face dosen't mean they wouldnt be crushed under 150lbs on bench press.

Hereford · « **Reply #39 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:32:31 AM »

Quote from: RC Money on October 05, 2008, 09:29:00 PM

Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.

The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.

Holy shit.... Then half the UFC must live in my neighborhood, cuz TapOut is required apparel around here.

Who would have thunk there are so many bad-asses in my shitbag little pueblo....

RC Money · « **Reply #40 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:46:45 AM »

Quote from: Hereford on October 06, 2008, 10:32:31 AM

Holy shit.... Then half the UFC must live in my neighborhood, cuz TapOut is required apparel around here.

Who would have thunk there are so many bad-asses in my shitbag little pueblo....

I know man so many cage fighters, so little cages.

Fight night at hooters i just about shit myself when one of these monsters walks near me...so instead of training mma like a pussy afraid of a beating I just bout a TapOut hat for instant respect and intimidation capabilities.

Dont be fooled by your neighbors shriviled 145 pound physiques, they are all straight up killers and you need to show them respect...just look at their mean stares, they mean buisness.

m8 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:47:56 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on October 06, 2008, 01:27:25 AM

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ttt

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #42 on:** October 06, 2008, 09:54:05 PM »

Quote from: SquatAss on October 05, 2008, 10:11:17 PM

Yes Mike when you get the 324 lbs, 7 ft former world champion boxer down it's lights out.

Damn straight! I guarantee I'm lighter on my feet. While he's busy trying to bend over and clobber me I will be knawing his ankles into oblivion!

Big_Tymer · « **Reply #43 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:56:41 AM »

Quote from: RC Money on October 06, 2008, 11:46:45 AM

I know man so many cage fighters, so little cages.

Fight night at hooters i just about shit myself when one of these monsters walks near me...so instead of training mma like a pussy afraid of a beating I just bout a TapOut hat for instant respect and intimidation capabilities.

Dont be fooled by your neighbors shriviled 145 pound physiques, they are all straight up killers and you need to show them respect...just look at their mean stares, they mean buisness.

haha so true. i saw a skinny 150lb geek in my gym with a shirt that said 'tap, snap or nap'

freespirit · « **Reply #44 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:01:30 AM »

Quote from: Big_Tymer on October 07, 2008, 07:56:41 AM

haha so true. i saw a skinny 150lb geek in my gym with a shirt that said 'tap, snap or nap'

America must have a lot of geeks.

RC Money · « **Reply #45 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:06:01 AM »

If these queers at least knew how to wrestle or knew some bjj it would be one thing, but 98% of these assholes have never done anything in grappling or anykind of combat sports and its just a sad attempt to look hard and "scare" the bigger guys from bashing in their heads.

I wrestled for many years and did some bjj and submission wrestling and everytime I see one of these idiots wearing these I'll persuade them to a grappling match in the aerobics room and one of them has yet to have more experience and skill than just watching an episode of UFC Unleashed. They probrably thought they could pull armbars and triangles on people as easily as they can on the pillows they use as training partners

Tre · « **Reply #46 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:38:18 AM »

Quote from: RC Money on October 05, 2008, 09:29:00 PM

Well he'd see me wearing my TapOut shirt and would want no part of me.

The question is what would he do as my TapOut clothing would clearly indicate that I cage fight and that death would only be an armbar away.

Good-looking girl walks into U-Food yesterday followed by her douchebag boyfriend. She's got a tiny waist and an ass like a sista. My boy and I are definitely checking her shit out.

Then I notice that the boyfriend is wearing a Tapout shirt. We quickly look away and get back to our meal.

Later on, I go up to the guy and apologize.

Bluto · « **Reply #47 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:40:57 AM »

i would drop my pants and challenge him to a pose down

RC Money · « **Reply #48 on:** October 07, 2008, 08:46:19 AM »

Quote from: Tre on October 07, 2008, 08:38:18 AM

Good-looking girl walks into U-Food yesterday followed by her douchebag boyfriend. She's got a tiny waist and an ass like a sista. My boy and I are definitely checking her shit out.

Then I notice that the boyfriend is wearing a Tapout shirt. We quickly look away and get back to our meal.

Later on, I go up to the guy and apologize.

As you should have.

You may not have gotten the girl but at least your arm is still attached to your body...what a scary situation I would have probrably pissed my self in a panic attack.

You are truly blessed as these beasts usually do not accept apologies, in the octagon one mistake is one too many.

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #49 on:** October 07, 2008, 03:12:54 PM »

valuev is a shit boxer. He barely beat John Ruiz in a 12 round majority decision. One of the judges called it a draw. I watched that fight and it sucked. Any time he got hit even remotely hard by ruiz he tied up and basically shoved ruiz into the ropes and kept clinching. Hardly a win when you consider the 100 pound weight advantage and the nearly 1 foot height advantage.
He won against jameel McCline but that was due to a knee injury that Jameel couldn't answer the bell for the 4th round.
He lost to Ruslan Chaglaev, a virtual nobody. He also beat up a security guard and lost a civil law suit over an argument about a parking spot.
He's just another Tim Sylvia. Anyone who is 7 foot tall 325 is going to be a decent fighter with a little training. It's very difficult to generate punching power if you have to hit a target a foot taller than you. Anyone with decent boxing skill would own this fool.