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Christianity:
« on: October 09, 2008, 07:45:54 PM »
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept hims as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.


I like the other version better.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2008, 06:31:10 AM »
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept hims as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.


I like the other version better.

Jesus is a zombie? A zombie is a reanimated corpse, an undead creature.  The Gospels claim that Jesus is a resurrected man, not a reanimated corpse.  Christianity claims that Jesus is now very much alive, not undead.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2008, 08:53:04 AM »
Lol Ozmo. Don't forget the the pictorial of Jesus in almost every church is that of a white man with a beard. Subliminal torture at it's best.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2008, 09:17:46 PM »
Jesus is a zombie? A zombie is a reanimated corpse, an undead creature.  The Gospels claim that Jesus is a resurrected man, not a reanimated corpse.  Christianity claims that Jesus is now very much alive, not undead.


Resurrect:
1 : to raise from the dead
2 : to bring to view, attention, or use again

Neither of these definitions require that the resurrected person be alive again; you made that part up.  It's hardly worth debating though since there have never been any peer reviewed studies on real resurrections.  Fairytales don't count.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2008, 05:57:08 AM »

Resurrect:
1 : to raise from the dead
2 : to bring to view, attention, or use again

Neither of these definitions require that the resurrected person be alive again; you made that part up.  It's hardly worth debating though since there have never been any peer reviewed studies on real resurrections.  Fairytales don't count.

Maybe I don't know the true definition of a zombie.  So what?  What I do know is that Jesus was dead, but now He is very much alive and well.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2008, 09:50:30 AM »
Maybe I don't know the true definition of a zombie.  So what?  What I do know is that Jesus was dead, but now He is very much alive and well.

you have evidence to back that claim up?

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2008, 10:09:16 AM »
you have evidence to back that claim up?

Yes, I do.  I have discussed it with you an others on here many times.  But you find that my evidence is unacceptable and insufficient.  That's okay.

But more than evidence, I have faith, and I have my personal experiences and the experiences of other Christians around me.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2008, 10:10:58 AM »
Yes, I do.  I have discussed it with you an others on here many times.  But you find that my evidence is unacceptable and insufficient.  That's okay.

But more then evidence, I have faith, and I have my personal experiences and the experiences of other Christians around me.

if you have evidence then you dont have faith they are incompatible. Look up the definitions

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2008, 10:17:12 AM »
if you have evidence then you dont have faith they are incompatible. Look up the definitions

Only if my faith rests on my evidence, but it does not.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2008, 11:06:30 AM »
Only if my faith rests on my evidence, but it does not.

Correct; you're faith does not rest on evidence but instead on delusion.

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2008, 11:34:53 AM »
Correct; you're faith does not rest on evidence but instead on delusion.

Naked4Jesus,
Thank you very much for my psycho analysis and diagnosis!    ;D

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2008, 11:49:32 AM »
Lol Ozmo. Don't forget the the pictorial of Jesus in almost every church is that of a white man with a beard. Subliminal torture at it's best.

Most Zombies are white.   ;D

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2008, 01:16:50 PM »
Naked4Jesus,
Thank you very much for my psycho analysis and diagnosis!    ;D

It was my pleasure really.   ;)

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2008, 12:16:06 PM »
Most Zombies are white.   ;D
You've been watching "Shaun of the Dead"  ;D
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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2008, 12:28:59 PM »
You've been watching "Shaun of the Dead"  ;D

I love that movie.   ;D

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2008, 12:34:15 PM »
I love that movie.   ;D
Me too.  They've been airing it a lot probably because of Halloween approaching.  The other day I was on the scene where they all rehearse pretending to be zombies and I kept rerunning the Tivo laughing till tears ;D  .......I'm laughing just now thinking about it!
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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008, 01:12:31 PM »
You've been watching "Shaun of the Dead"  ;D

One of the best zombie movies of all time!

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2008, 05:31:19 AM »
I watched the remake of "DAY OF THE DEAD" and it was funny to me, just like most of the DEAD remakes. Nothing beats the original "Night of the Living Dead" though. Hey, do you think those zombies were Christians?

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2008, 10:36:50 AM »
I watched the remake of "DAY OF THE DEAD" and it was funny to me, just like most of the DEAD remakes. Nothing beats the original "Night of the Living Dead" though. Hey, do you think those zombies were Christians?
I don't think I saw that one.

One of the best zombie movies of all time!

Fast forward to 7:45   ;D

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Re: Christianity:
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2008, 09:31:40 PM »
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