Author Topic: Lee Priest and the man who was to crapped his pants (Read 4383 times)

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **on:** October 12, 2008, 11:56:36 AM »

Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.
Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public. What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself.

GigantorX · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:59:38 AM »

Say it ain't so Lee!

Boost · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:02:58 PM »

Absolutely hilarious

Meso_z · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2008, 12:07:51 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 12, 2008, 11:56:36 AM

Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.
Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public. What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself.

hahahaa! Beefy and Lee youre the man!!!!!!!

Bluto · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:45:15 PM »

i get paid to laugh at people on getbig after they publically humilate themselves

Earl1972 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:46:31 PM »

so all Lee had to do was point and laugh

sounds like easy money to me, heck any person that witnessed that would've laughed for free

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io856 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:47:09 PM »

hahahahhaa you can't make this shit up

TrueGrit · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:49:06 PM »

This was a younger, mid 90s Lee. The recent Lee has done all sorts and it's actually him who has the scat fetish. This has been verified by him and many others, including the men and women to have sampled a turd fresh from Lee's tormented anus.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:52:20 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 12, 2008, 11:56:36 AM

Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.
Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public. What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself.

chaos · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2008, 02:53:15 PM »

So he didn't do it.

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2008, 03:06:43 PM »

I'd laugh at the pantscrapper for free.

For money, even better!

Earl1972 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2008, 05:04:22 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 12, 2008, 03:06:43 PM

I'd laugh at the pantscrapper for free.

For money, even better!

exactly

lee is a fool for turning this down

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Big_Tymer · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2008, 05:48:19 PM »

this story is 100% legit. i just called lee and he started laughing his ass off and confirmed it.

basurablanco · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2008, 06:10:24 PM »

Quote from: Big_Tymer on October 12, 2008, 05:48:19 PM

this story is 100% legit. i just called lee and he started laughing his ass off and confirmed it.

Does Lee still post here? Everyone would love to hear him telling the story. Keep the stories coming, beef.

Big_Tymer · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2008, 08:09:10 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 12, 2008, 06:59:19 PM

Did he tell you who "beefyheavyweight" is?

he doesnt know. said he told the story to a few people

ILuvPriest · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2008, 08:10:32 PM »

Oh boy...another shitty Lee Priest thead

TechnoViking · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2008, 08:24:44 PM »

We all know that Lee loves to do the shitting, but who was the one who shit on the left side of Lee's face?

HTexan · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2008, 08:58:14 PM »

wow, what do it what lee to laugh at him? he could have just crap his pant and someone would laugh for free $:-\$

TechnoViking · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2008, 09:02:40 PM »

I guess Lee buying Tom Platz's soiled trucks now take on a whole new meaning...

JollySwagman · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2008, 12:47:29 AM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 12, 2008, 11:56:36 AM

Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.
Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public. What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself.

great story

got any others about Lee? was he ever asked the shit on a plate, then jerk off and stick his cockhead into the turd as he jizzed..thus creating a sort of cream filled desert effect??

Gino30 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:29:07 AM »

trust Lee to still laugh at it

he's an ok dude, even if he does to like to share his poo-poo

Tombo · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:36:46 AM »

Quote from: JollySwagman on October 13, 2008, 12:47:29 AM

great story

got any others about Lee? was he ever asked the shit on a plate, then jerk off and stick his cockhead into the turd as he jizzed..thus creating a sort of cream filled desert effect??

gtfo my getbigz

Method101 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2008, 05:37:50 AM »

Quote from: ILuvPriest on October 12, 2008, 08:10:32 PM

Oh boy...another shitty Lee Priest thead

nice word choice

crownshep · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2008, 05:46:55 AM »

As i`ve said in other threads i don`t know if all BEEFYS stories are true,but some are similar to ones i was told 25 years ago by Ron Davies when he was the president of the EFBB and the head judge at the olympia.I remember in 1985 shortly after the NOC that Frank Richards did a seminar at our gym and sat talking with us till the early hours and he said if we knew half the things that went on,we`d quit training.He told us about Bob Birdsong,who after the NOC show went out on the streets of New York dressed in his posing trunks,cowboys boots,a cowboy hat,and he had on a lead a poodle that was dyed pink.

kyomu · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:11:25 AM »

Scarely freak...

Author Topic: Lee Priest and the man who was to crapped his pants (Read 4383 times)

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