banging a chick is in violation of the bible, therefore the bible is gay. 
This just isn't true. Immoral behavior is wrong, and what defines immoral is often debated. Here are 3 verses taken directly form the bible that have to do with the beauty of sex. No, they are not graphic like some porno, and because they were written so long ago they sound sort of funny. But there is no question when you read them what it's talking about, and because of that, it's why most churches ignore these verses as well as the entire book of Solomon.
Here they are:
Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3)
Awake, O north wind, and come, wind of the south; make my garden breathe out fragrance, let its spices be wafted abroad. May my beloved come into his garden and eat its choice fruits! (Song of Solomon 4:16)
It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, "Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect one”…My love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. (Song of Solomon 5:2-4)
If you can't figure out what these verses are talking about, then you're not too sharp, lol! Each one describes a different sexual act.
that is rediculous.
if there is a "heaven" and a "hell" it will not be those who harm themselves who are judged to be evil but those who harm OTHERS.
what one chooses to do with their own life and body is up to them and only them. anyone trying to tell them otherwise is evil and no god at all.
domeone who dictates what others should do, forces others to act in a certain way, harms and oppresses the innocent, its those people who will bear the burded of sin.
Tbombz, I may be misreading you post...I'm not sure.
But going to heaven or hell, according to what it says in the bible has nothing to do with doing or not doing good things. According to the bible, people go to heaven or hell based on the condition of their heart...that and nothing else. Now if their heart is good, then obviously they won't do as many bad things...not as many but they will still do them because they are made out of flesh and blood...they're human. Take for instance the thief on the cross next to Jesus, his heart changed, he had been a terrible man, but his heart changed and that's all it took. It wasn't because he had done good things, it wasn't simply because he said he believed in God, even Satan believes in God, it was because of the change of his heart that Jesus said he would enter his kingdom.
In christian ideology your body is a gift from God and harming it is a sin because it desecrates the gift.
By harming your body, it is referring to your spiritual body and soul. No, that doesn't give free reign to cause physical harm to yourself, but even if you do it does not condemn your soul to hell.
