haahh--karate tournament--ahahahahaahahah--karate="ok you do this move and I'll tell you my next move and we will look cool in the process, then we will go and get in a real fight on the street and get fucking destroyed"karate
Not a peep from man of steel since I challenged him to a karate tournament last week. Who wants to be next?
mos is busy sorting out his collection of superman comics
Hulk is stronger
Fred Villari's Shaolin Kempo asshole. You want to try me on?
great gimmickbrutal kung fu mother fu cker
hahahaha, there was a little midget clown in the gym today talking all kinds of shit about being a martial arts expert, i've been seeing the dude in my gym for years now and he just started taking martial arts classes at the YMCA, dude is literally 5'5" and 155 pounds and he was showing some dude how to disarm someone with a gun.
that story deserves a thread of his own Dave, you always had lots of succes here with these grocery shop and gym ownings.
does he pull off some brutal round house kicks between setswhile telling teenagers how he is regulary involved in the underground street fighting scene
hahahaa, nah, the guy that he was talking to is one of the bigger, stronger guys in the gym and was just humoring the little clown by listening to him, the little guy was showing him the time tested "strike to the throat" that every woman's self defense class teaches and the other famous "move to the side and chop the guys hands" bullshit.
did he exhibit the I know karate picking self up off the ground after getting destroyed in streetfight move?