Author Topic: Jewhit and his Fred Villari Karate--Oh Brother (Read 2987 times)

avesher · « **on:** October 17, 2008, 01:27:59 PM »

So our of curiosity I read multiple reviews on this Fred Villari Karate thing---sounds like a real prize:

Did you notice that he seemed out of breath very quickly? Also, those two videos on the last page are just about the gayest thing I've ever seen. I am convinced that a kid with one year on the high school wrestling team could beat the shit out of any of those "black-belts."

He looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He has apparently taken up Kempo to defend his above-ground swimming pool from anthropomorphic fast food.

hey throw flurries of strikes without proper focus or technique. Their punches are really weak. In sparring tournaments, they are afraid to get close to each other. So they stand far away and pluck kicks at each other.

Every Villari's school and instructor sucks and everyone here can beat any Villari black belt (including Villari himself) and nobody with a black belt in another style (prominent style like Aikido) could learn anything positive from Villari's system.

VALLARI SUCKS HIS KEMPO SUCKS and I have never met one of his people of any rank who can fight.
He built his chain the original mcdojo method by finding failed or disgruntled students of other arts promoting them and opening an area dojo for them to run.

He used to try and sqeeze his way into photos being taken of big name martial artists and when the pictures were published would show them to students "here I am with chuck norris or bill wallace or ed parker"

Also found multiple posts where people paid Vallari and he took their money and ran. Sounds like a real stand up guy.

Jewhit--that 12 year old kid down the street would beat your "Fred Vallari trained" ass

QuakerOats · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:31:08 PM »

i heard that and Rex Kwon Do are some deadly martial arts.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:33:33 PM »

why is it that 99.999999999999999999 percent of guys who talk all kinds of shit about martial arts and MMA are either short, skinny or both?

bigmc · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:36:10 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:33:33 PM

why is it that 99.999999999999999999 percent of guys who talk all kinds of shit about martial arts and MMA are either short, skinny or both?

the hard guys are the ones who don't need to talk shit

avesher · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:36:20 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:33:33 PM

why is it that 99.999999999999999999 percent of guys who talk all kinds of shit about martial arts and MMA are either short, skinny or both?

jewhit is probably 235 pounds and 2% bodyfat--arent we all?

dustin · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:43:22 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:33:33 PM

why is it that 99.999999999999999999 percent of guys who talk all kinds of shit about martial arts and MMA are either short, skinny or both?

What if this chick came chasing after you in a horse stance, with her hands by her hips waiting to unleash her fists?? You would not be intimidated???

LOL I was regretfully in karate as a child. Made it up to blue belt. I think brown and black were next. I begged my parents to let me stop but they were locked into a contract so I kept going. It kept me from smashing windows and pissing on the neighbors door steps but I wouldn't be caught dead doing that shit now that I'm a young adult.

If anyone threatens someone with their karate skills, it's basically safe to assume that they are absolutely harmless and cannot inflict the slightest amount of pain. If someone can hurt you, they will hurt you. They won't run their mouth and boast about their martial arts prowess.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:44:22 PM »

Quote from: dustin on October 17, 2008, 01:43:22 PM

What if this chick came chasing after you in a horse stance, with her hands by her hips waiting to unleash her fists?? You would not be intimidated???

LOL I was regretfully in karate as a child. Made it up to blue belt. I think brown and black were next. I begged my parents to let me stop but they were locked into a contract so I kept going. It kept me from smashing windows and pissing on the neighbors door steps but I wouldn't be caught dead doing that shit now that I'm a young adult.

If anyone threatens someone with their karate skills, it's basically safe to assume that they are absolutely harmless and cannot inflict the slightest amount of pain. If someone can hurt you, they will hurt you. They won't run their mouth and boast about their martial arts prowess.

hahahhaa, she's cute.

avesher · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:45:39 PM »

Quote from: dustin on October 17, 2008, 01:43:22 PM

What if this chick came chasing after you in a horse stance, with her hands by her hips waiting to unleash her fists?? You would not be intimidated???

LOL I was regretfully in karate as a child. Made it up to blue belt. I think brown and black were next. I begged my parents to let me stop but they were locked into a contract so I kept going. It kept me from smashing windows and pissing on the neighbors door steps but I wouldn't be caught dead doing that shit now that I'm a young adult.

If anyone threatens someone with their karate skills, it's basically safe to assume that they are absolutely harmless and cannot inflict the slightest amount of pain. If someone can hurt you, they will hurt you. They won't run their mouth and boast about their martial arts prowess.

it looks like shes practising to be a waitress---just drop a tray on that one hand

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:46:15 PM »

Hahaha that serious look on her face, oh brother, we are all terrified.

I bet she would take it up the ass like a pro.

Big Worm · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:46:32 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:33:33 PM

why is it that 99.999999999999999999 percent of guys who talk all kinds of shit about martial arts and MMA are either short, skinny or both?

Why is that 99.99999999999999% of the guys who talk sh!t about skinny guys....are fat !?

avesher · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:47:45 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:47:12 PM

hahahhaa, calm down monkey.

lolol "monkey''ahahahahahaaha

bigmc · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:48:49 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on October 17, 2008, 01:46:32 PM

Why is that 99.99999999999999% of the guys who talk sh!t about skinny guys....are fat !?

epic 110lb twink insecurity

Big Worm · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:49:39 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:47:12 PM

hahahhaa, calm down monkey.

Your girlfriends the monkey ..

QuakerOats · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:50:38 PM »

Quote from: avesher on October 17, 2008, 01:47:45 PM

lolol "monkey''ahahahahahaaha

hahaha, you better watch out avesher, "big worms" hizzero Obizzzama just mizzzigt get izzzup into the Whizzzite Hizznouse, word!!!!"

Big Worm · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:50:48 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on October 17, 2008, 01:48:49 PM

epic 110lb twink insecurity

What is this Gay pride ? You Fat Phags stick together huh?

Big Worm · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:51:39 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:50:38 PM

hahaha, you better watch out avesher, "big worms" hizzero Obizzzama just mizzzigt get izzzup into the Whizzzite Hizznouse, word!!!!"

HAHA! Where'd you learn that from ? Your step son?

avesher · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:52:00 PM »

we best be careful--big worm might know Fred Vallari Karate

dustin · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:52:17 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on October 17, 2008, 01:44:22 PM

hahahhaa, she's cute.

lol yeah she is kind of cute. I wouldn't mind placing my testicles on that hand of hers.

But in any event... karate lol... oh boy. I just wanted to learn that shit because I liked watching the Power Rangers back when I was in elementary school. Boy was I fucking disappointed. I was probably the best in that class but it's not hard to mimic forms and stances. When we did Kumite's we'd be like 10 feet away from the other kid. Almost got expelled when I TAPPED some kid on the face and he shit his pants crying.

bigmc · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:53:11 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on October 17, 2008, 01:50:48 PM

What is this Gay pride ? You Fat Phags stick together huh?

brutal closet homosexuality

Big Worm · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:54:18 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on October 17, 2008, 01:53:11 PM

brutal closet homosexuality

You're sticking up for a man you've never met ..Who's the homo?

avesher · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:55:06 PM »

Quote from: dustin on October 17, 2008, 01:52:17 PM

lol yeah she is kind of cute. I wouldn't mind placing my testicles on that hand of hers.

But in any event... karate lol... oh boy. I just wanted to learn that shit because I liked watching the Power Rangers back when I was in elementary school. Boy was I fucking disappointed. I was probably the best in that class but it's not hard to mimic forms and stances. When we did Kumite's we'd be like 10 feet away from the other kid. Almost got expelled when I TAPPED some kid on the face and he shit his pants crying.

taht kid was probably named "jewhit"

bigmc · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2008, 01:56:14 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on October 17, 2008, 01:54:18 PM

You're sticking up for a man you've never met ..Who's the homo?

who am i sticking up for

just pointing out you love the cock "player"

Big Worm · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2008, 02:03:26 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on October 17, 2008, 01:56:14 PM

who am i sticking up for

just pointing out you love the cock "player"

HAHA! Yeah okay "bigmc". How does me calling you a phag ,make me a phag? Stupidity at it's finest ..

bigmc · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2008, 02:05:27 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on October 17, 2008, 02:03:26 PM

HAHA! Yeah okay "bigmc". How does me calling you a phag ,make me a phag? Stupidity at it's finest ..

calm down skippy

"haha" you say clearly i have struck a nerve

the closet is your greatest friend

but you are clearly a marmite muncher

Big Worm · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2008, 02:07:45 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on October 17, 2008, 02:05:27 PM

calm down skippy

"haha" you say clearly i have struck a nerve

the closet is your greatest friend

but you are clearly a marmite muncher

bigmc..As in Big mc..? Wow ..So you're the gay rapper that everyone's chatting about ?