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Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« on: October 23, 2008, 09:21:36 AM »
Tampa Radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge has a test reading of 70, and says that 600 to 800ish is normal.

His doctor was on the radio. 102.5 WFLZ Tampa this morning.

They were giving Bubba blood tests, as he is on testosterone supplementation.  While discussing the outcome of his testosterone level results, they laughed about how Terry "Hulk Hogan"'s test results were 2600.  Hulk calls in all the time, and Bubba is close friends with the family, so it's reasonable to believe he was telling the truth.

Is 2600 astronomical?  What do most IFBB pros register, if they have blood tests done?

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 09:35:20 AM »
maybe hulk is still on the sauce?
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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 09:38:42 AM »
Can't be any worse than Bluto, who when he initially posted this pic of himself said that it was from a "fishing trip" last summer


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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2008, 09:38:58 AM »
Yeah Bubba is always giving him shit about that stuff.

I was kind of surprised to see Bubba the Love sponge on the cover of Muscle and Fitness a few months ago, he is always talking about his weight problems, even though he loves to lift.

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 09:40:04 AM »
Without the sauce he was nothing.  :(

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2008, 09:40:15 AM »
Can't be any worse than Bluto, who when he initially posted this pic of himself said that it was from a "fishing trip" last summer


haha nice, how long ago was that? ;D
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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2008, 09:41:38 AM »
Here's the deal! We got Fabrezey, Tom the Tree Man and 25 cent on the front side!

Doc and the rattler on the back side!

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2008, 09:44:43 AM »
haha nice, how long ago was that? ;D

He said it was from last summer, so 2007.

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008, 09:48:44 AM »
Probably not astronomical but definitely supraphysiological, probably at least 5x the average for his age.  I think my T level was 1500 3.5 weeks after my last TE shot of 250mg, and 4 days after stopping HCG @ 1000iu/day for 3 consecutive days (I wanted to use up the batch, so sue me), and doc said it was 3x normal.

You bring up an excellent point though.  Does serum T rise in direct proportion (linear) to the amount used, or does an ever increasing amount get aromatized, 5a reduced, or otherwise metabolized, so that the rate of serum level rise levels off at higher doses?  Or is the opposite true, that serum level would rise more sharply past the saturation point of aromatization, 5a reduction, etc?

Probably not much data out there tho since the doc would probably be obligated to call the cops immediately if he tested you at 20,000.

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 09:50:03 AM »
Can't be any worse than Bluto, who when he initially posted this pic of himself said that it was from a "fishing trip" last summer




That's really Bluto?  HAHAHAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH HHAAHAHA What a fucking chump you are Bluto!  You were bashing me left and right in my MMA thread months back.  You'd get your ass handed to you by a 5th grader!  Never knew you were so tough and built!!!!!!!!  

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 09:50:54 AM »

That's really Bluto?  HAHAHAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH HHAAHAHA What a fucking chump you are Bluto!  You were bashing me left and right in my MMA thread months back.  You'd get your ass handed to you by a 5th grader!  Never knew you were so tough and built!!!!!!!!  

Yup, that's the great ::) Bluto.  What business does this guy have modding a TRAINING board ??? :-\

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 09:52:02 AM »
Without the sauce he was nothing.  :(

I hope you're not implying he's not on the sauce there.

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 10:36:33 AM »
Without the sauce he was nothing.  :(

And on the sauce?? ::) What is that dude?? 215 pds at 17 % bodyfat....

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2008, 10:38:52 AM »
Yup, that's the great ::) Bluto.  What business does this guy have modding a TRAINING board ??? :-\

Look at who's running the entire site... that should tell you something.

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2008, 10:44:09 AM »
Yup, that's the great ::) Bluto.  What business does this guy have modding a TRAINING board ??? :-\

Haha I can't believe it!  What a loser douchebag!  This guy made it sound like he was some sort of ex-street brawler from Europe who'd been in over a dozen fights and knows everything about MMA, fighting, and street brawling.  The only thing he's ever brawled is the old lady next door when he tried to get laid! 

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2008, 10:47:46 AM »
Here's the deal! We got Fabrezey, Tom the Tree Man and 25 cent on the front side!

Doc and the rattler on the back side!

This thread has me bonered up jones.

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2008, 10:50:07 AM »
The numbers vary considerably depending on the scale they use. I had two different tests by two different doctors during the same period. One of the lab ranges said 850 was normal and the other 1200.

Either way, 2600 sounds obscene. I was 32 years old at the time. Hulk is what...60ish???

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2008, 10:51:40 AM »
Wonder if this is why Hulk Hogan made some risky financial decisions, like marrying his gold-digging wife?


Men With High Testosterone Levels Make Riskier Financial Decisions
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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2008, 10:52:28 AM »
 :-\

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2008, 10:55:32 AM »
This thread has me bonered up jones.

Here's the Deal!

Spice boy is gonna be fuckin Akira at 2:30,

Hogan is gonna come in and bitch about Linda at 3:45

shockin the rectum with a followup liquidass to the face at 4:10


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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2008, 11:21:50 AM »

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2008, 11:41:32 AM »
 if he is at 2600 he is on more than hrt .. ;)

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2008, 11:43:59 AM »
priceless ;D



You should be ashamed of yourself ;D ;D

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2008, 11:44:47 AM »
Here's the Deal!

Spice boy is gonna be fuckin Akira at 2:30,

Hogan is gonna come in and bitch about Linda at 3:45

shockin the rectum with a followup liquidass to the face at 4:10



You forgot the "prodgical" son.

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Re: Hulk Hogan test levels: 2600
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2008, 12:34:55 PM »
"max rep" is deleting threads again, what a little tit he is.