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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2008, 10:52:32 AM »
No.  It's  all gay men and closeted gay men.

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2008, 10:56:44 AM »
are you a sponsor youself bay? 

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2008, 01:36:53 PM »
doesn't seem like a bad deal if you have zero moral compass and enjoy that attention.

You were saying...?  ::)

Are bodybuilders known for their moral compasses?

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2008, 03:02:23 PM »


And that would be :o ???

here you can see her moving


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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2008, 05:18:24 PM »
No.  It's  all gay men and closeted gay men.

yes there are, but the whole process is a bit different. personally i know a few  women who only date bodybuilders and take care of them...they love cooking for them, give them money, drive them to the gym etc etc.....but you have to date them at the same time.  NYC is the city to go to if you want to meet schmoettes.

i think orville burkes wife was/is a schmoette

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2008, 05:31:23 PM »
I don't doubt that there are female schmoes out there but they are so rare compared to men that they are not worth mentioning. 

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a male sponsor is going to get a lot of replies (assuming he is already in good shape).

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a female sponsor is going to hear crickets.  There are plenty of women who "only date bodybuilders" but most of them are not in a position serve as a schmoette and bankroll the BB.

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2008, 05:36:52 PM »
Here is a List:


Joe
Ben
Joe (Old Black Joe in Los Angeles)
Lonnie
Ron
Ray (Gay Ray the Bus Driver)


 Can any one else, add some more?
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2008, 06:23:38 PM »
I don't doubt that there are female schmoes out there but they are so rare compared to men that they are not worth mentioning. 

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a male sponsor is going to get a lot of replies (assuming he is already in good shape).

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a female sponsor is going to hear crickets.  There are plenty of women who "only date bodybuilders" but most of them are not in a position serve as a schmoette and bankroll the BB.

you are correct that not many women would answer an ad for a sponsor....but that doesnt mean there arent schomettes.......its like women in general: you cant be as straightforward ....you have to go around in circles for a bit.

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2008, 06:37:13 PM »
End thread ...nuff said

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2008, 06:42:23 PM »
End thread ...nuff said

Fuck, my face needs to be in that ass immediately.  What a delicious spread. :o

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2008, 10:13:40 PM »
 Add to the list.
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2008, 11:28:06 PM »
The more people analyse this disturbing aspect of bodybuilding the dirter it seems. Slaveboy's Orwellian post certainly strikes a chord with me. Sevatese's post confirmed the raw allegorical nature of OP's post.


Maybe those of us fed up with this shit should continue our anabolically enchanced ways through powerlifting. That way we get bigger and stronger whilst being less of a sexual object to the perverse. At the same time disconnect ourselves from the unclean associations with the "bodybuilder".

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2008, 12:14:44 AM »
Here is a List:


Joe
Ben
Joe (Old Black Joe in Los Angeles)
Lonnie
Ron
Ray (Gay Ray the Bus Driver)


 Can any one else, add some more?

Steve Blekman

HAHA, RON.....

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2008, 09:25:12 AM »
you can be extremely straight forward with women.. you'd be surprised. tell them exactly what you want. they like that.


depends on what your looking for

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2008, 04:06:42 PM »

Gordiano is correct...add another one to the list...
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2008, 05:01:49 PM »
meaning what? an *arrangement*? you don't have to lie to a woman.. just tell her. its also a great way to avoid wasting your time.

meaning what was discussed...you dont find female schmoes via explicit ads (as you would male schmoes). read the thread.

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2008, 05:42:59 PM »
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.

youve just described the IFBB/venice scene

btw, BRING BACK BEEFY!!!

his stories were GOLD.....too bad he went running when Bob "double-locks closet" Chick hushed him away


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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2008, 05:47:20 PM »
This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites (farms) devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)

Sounds like ol' Hollywood casting coach deal hehe.
Hmmm, I guess this kind of thing goes on, I just wonder how frequent or common it really is?