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The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« on: October 24, 2008, 07:38:04 AM »
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 07:41:39 AM »
bodybuilders get what they want (workout, drugs and mooch the rest of the time)

schmoes get what they want

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 07:45:50 AM »
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 07:54:01 AM »
every friday they would stage internal farm competitions

3-4 times per year the best of the best from different bodybuilding farms would duke it out

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 07:58:32 AM »
churches and golds gym at venice beach are excluded

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 07:59:39 AM »
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.

This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites (farms) devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 08:02:40 AM »
This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)


doesn't seem like a bad deal if you have zero moral compass and enjoy that attention.
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 08:06:05 AM »
Sounds like a bodybuilding version of "The Island of Dr Moreau".

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 08:07:30 AM »
doesn't seem like a bad deal if you have zero moral compass and enjoy that attention.

Bodybuilders and attention whores aren't exactly strangers.  Oops!  There's that word again.  :-X

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 08:21:25 AM »
This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites (farms) devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)


yeah i know, but im proposing to make it even more organized. the us government could create safe havens for steroid users but they wouldnt be allowed to go outside these farms. only time they would be allowed outside would be when they are taken to zoos all across america, so they can stand in a cage and flex and pose. they would be allowed to fly from farm to farm tho.(for competitions for example) .maybe 5-10 such farms all across usa. the more money a schmoe invests in a farm the more time with the bodybuilders does he get.


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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 08:29:26 AM »
You're killing 'em, Bay!

Slaveboy - what you will discover is that most of the 'patron schmoes' described by Bay tend to prefer their privacy, so they're not that likely to hobnob around with others who are doing the same. 

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 08:31:18 AM »
yeah i know, but im proposing to make it even more organized. the us government could create safe havens for steroid users but they wouldnt be allowed to go outside these farms. only time they would be allowed outside would be when they are taken to zoos all across america, so they can stand in a cage and flex and pose. they would be allowed to fly from farm to farm tho.(for competitions for example) .maybe 5-10 such farms all across usa. the more money a schmoe invests in a farm the more time with the bodybuilders does he get.


Ok, I'll take the bait . . . which are you?  The bodybuilder or the schmoe?  The imagination of a disinterested third party would not be fantasizing about stuff like this.  :D

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 08:31:46 AM »
You're killing 'em, Bay!

Slaveboy - what you will discover is that most of the 'patron schmoes' described by Bay tend to prefer their privacy, so they're not that likely to hobnob around with others who are doing the same. 

that 'sponsors' exist isnt anything new (atleast to me)..what im suggesting is to take it a step further

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2008, 08:33:37 AM »
Ok, I'll take the bait . . . which are you?  The bodybuilder or the schmoe?  The imagination of a disinterested third party would not be fantasizing about stuff like this.  :D

im the middle hand  :D

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2008, 08:40:03 AM »
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.
youjust described ifbb and the history of bodybuilding

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2008, 08:41:11 AM »
youjust described ifbb and the history of bodybuilding

yeah that crossed my mind too...maybe its a metaphor.  :D

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2008, 09:38:01 AM »
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2008, 09:43:19 AM »
Such a system already exists.  Its called the IFBB

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2008, 09:48:18 AM »
Imagine that sitting on your face.

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2008, 09:53:28 AM »
youjust described ifbb and the history of bodybuilding

That was his point, obviously.

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2008, 10:28:16 AM »
Are there any older women at these bodybuilding farms looking to sponsor?

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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2008, 10:49:49 AM »
Id sponser arvilla any day!  :P  SLURP
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Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2008, 10:51:05 AM »
Are there any older women at these bodybuilding farms looking to sponsor?

No.  It's  all gay men and closeted gay men.