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Canadian_Muscle

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I think I need to get a job
« on: October 27, 2008, 07:35:33 AM »
Where should I work? I was considering being a cop... Oh and to keep it bodybuilding related...
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2008, 07:41:53 AM »
yup....


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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2008, 07:44:01 AM »
good luck bro
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Canadian_Muscle

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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2008, 07:45:21 AM »
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2008, 07:56:52 AM »
Quote from: Canadian_Muscle on October 27, 2008, 07:35:33 AM
Where should I work? I was considering being a cop... Oh and to keep it bodybuilding related...

You work for " To Catch A Preditor"
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2008, 08:20:19 AM »
Quote from: gymratttt on October 27, 2008, 07:56:52 AM
You work for " To Catch A Preditor"

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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2008, 08:21:00 AM »
hahahha, "he goes by the name "analinvader2003". ;D
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2008, 08:27:33 AM »
You could be a pro bber.
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2008, 08:31:57 AM »
fuck a job   :)
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2008, 08:33:34 AM »
your dating 'a job'?
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2008, 08:33:48 AM »
Quote from: tbombz on October 27, 2008, 08:31:57 AM
fuck a job   :)

I agree. Never again...
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2008, 08:34:14 AM »
me and 'a job' broke up quite a while back and i dont plan on ever getting back with her  :D
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2008, 08:39:18 AM »
Porn star, if you have the tools and the talent i has to be the easiest job in the world.
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2008, 08:52:51 AM »
Some good responses in here.

-I would like to be a pro bb'er. Hormones are very expensive but if i dated a rich american whore i could most likely get by.
-Good point tbombz. fuck a job.
-It's crossed my mind to be a porn star but i'm not packing 9+ inches so it's probably not in the cards for me
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2008, 09:03:02 AM »
Quote from: Canadian_Muscle on October 27, 2008, 08:52:51 AM
Some good responses in here.

-I would like to be a pro bb'er. Hormones are very expensive but if i dated a rich american whore i could most likely get by.
-Good point tbombz. fuck a job.
-It's crossed my mind to be a porn star but i'm not packing 9+ inches so it's probably not in the cards for me
 

cop.  ronnie coleman, ron love, guy at my gym is jacked, definitely on and drives his squad car to the gym every morning.  probably gets his stuff for free...not messing with dealers.  happens all the time in big cities.  anyway...good luck. 
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2008, 09:34:07 AM »
Quote from: divcom on October 27, 2008, 09:03:02 AM
 

cop.  ronnie coleman, ron love, guy at my gym is jacked, definitely on and drives his squad car to the gym every morning.  probably gets his stuff for free...not messing with dealers.  happens all the time in big cities.  anyway...good luck. 

Yeah the steroid stuff actually isn't AS big of a deal in canada. You can get pulled over with a bottle of test and they won't care... they just take down dealers not users.
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2008, 10:32:55 AM »
Not sure how it is in Canada but in the states its not like you can just say 'hhmmm, I think i would like to be a cop" and poof, it happens.....  Maybe in the south....  I know it is easier there.  Most places its like this..

Written test (usually need at least a 70% to pass)
Physical Agility Test (push ups, situps, 300 meter sprint, 1.5 mile run timed)
Oral Board Interview (usually consisting of 2-3 uniformed brass, and a HR person) a bit nerve racking!
Background check (criminal history, financial, etc)
Polygraph test
Psychological written test
Psychological interview
Chiefs interview

and THEN, IF you pass all that you get to go to an academy that lasts anywhere from 4-12 months depending on the agency and your location!!! 

Oh and then you have FTO time (field training) that you need to go through for 12 weeks with a supervising officer.

If you pass that you are on probation for a year. 

Then congrats!  Your an official Police Officer!



This is what I hear anyways.......

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Canadian_Muscle

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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2008, 10:36:59 AM »
Quote from: Permabulker on October 27, 2008, 10:32:55 AM
Not sure how it is in Canada but in the states its not like you can just say 'hhmmm, I think i would like to be a cop" and poof, it happens.....  Maybe in the south....  I know it is easier there.  Most places its like this..

Written test (usually need at least a 70% to pass)
Physical Agility Test (push ups, situps, 300 meter sprint, 1.5 mile run timed)
Oral Board Interview (usually consisting of 2-3 uniformed brass, and a HR person) a bit nerve racking!
Background check (criminal history, financial, etc)
Polygraph test
Psychological written test
Psychological interview
Chiefs interview

and THEN, IF you pass all that you get to go to an academy that lasts anywhere from 4-12 months depending on the agency and your location!!! 

Oh and then you have FTO time (field training) that you need to go through for 12 weeks with a supervising officer.

If you pass that you are on probation for a year. 

Then congrats!  Your an official Police Officer!



This is what I hear anyways.......

 ;D

Yeah it's pretty much the same in Canada. I already did the first step which is going to the info seminar. Next step is the general knowledge exam(common sense stuff, nothing really to do with policing), then the rest... not sure if I want to do it or not, I just figured i'd see what's up.
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2008, 10:41:23 AM »
Quote from: Canadian_Muscle on October 27, 2008, 10:36:59 AM
Yeah it's pretty much the same in Canada. I already did the first step which is going to the info seminar. Next step is the general knowledge exam(common sense stuff, nothing really to do with policing), then the rest... not sure if I want to do it or not, I just figured i'd see what's up.

Get ready to test your patience with people.  Its a great job, just dont forget to leave it outside when you come home....  You should know what your getting into.  Will they let you go on any ride alongs?  I would definatly recomend it first.  Go when its busy so you get a good feel for it.  Good luck to you! 
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2008, 12:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Permabulker on October 27, 2008, 10:41:23 AM
Get ready to test your patience with people.  Its a great job, just dont forget to leave it outside when you come home....  You should know what your getting into.  Will they let you go on any ride alongs?  I would definatly recomend it first.  Go when its busy so you get a good feel for it.  Good luck to you! 

Yeah im trying to get in for a ride along sometime. Thanks man.
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2008, 12:32:25 PM »
professional boat racer ftw
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2008, 12:39:56 PM »
Quote from: avesher on October 27, 2008, 12:32:25 PM
professional boat racer ftw






Where can I sign up???
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Canadian_Muscle

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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2008, 12:41:37 PM »
That second pic is heaven. avesher may have something here.
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2008, 12:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Permabulker on October 27, 2008, 10:32:55 AM
Not sure how it is in Canada but in the states its not like you can just say 'hhmmm, I think i would like to be a cop" and poof, it happens.....  Maybe in the south....  I know it is easier there.  Most places its like this..

Written test (usually need at least a 70% to pass)
Physical Agility Test (push ups, situps, 300 meter sprint, 1.5 mile run timed)
Oral Board Interview (usually consisting of 2-3 uniformed brass, and a HR person) a bit nerve racking!
Background check (criminal history, financial, etc)
Polygraph test
Psychological written test
Psychological interview
Chiefs interview

and THEN, IF you pass all that you get to go to an academy that lasts anywhere from 4-12 months depending on the agency and your location!!! 

Oh and then you have FTO time (field training) that you need to go through for 12 weeks with a supervising officer.

If you pass that you are on probation for a year. 

Then congrats!  Your an official Police Officer!



This is what I hear anyways.......

 ;D
hahahaha, all that bullshit just to make a massive 29K a year, great. :D
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Re: I think I need to get a job
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2008, 12:45:27 PM »
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