What is the worst "Accident" that has happened to you while lifting weights?

[leaky_frog]

Hyperextended my knee doing squats- took about 3-4 months before I could do squats again.

[Fatpanda]

not really ...it was themost horrible pain ever ...

too much protein...maqybe not enough water

hahahahahahaha too much protein ? i think not, what happened? did you beat your wife for her half of the egg?

[wavelength]

hahahahahahaha too much protein ? i think not, what happened? did you beat your wife for her half of the egg?

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

I reckon we've all seen this in the gym:

Guy doing bench press, gets up from his last set, pulls off the plates on one side, then gets his head nearly taken off as the bar flies up from the weights still on the other end.

Or the dude who has 9 plates on the leg press and pulls one whole side off at once

That was a site to see

[oldtimer1]

I was playing pool at a bar.  I put my money in and only half of the balls came out.  I thought I would pick up the pool table and shake it to make the balls come out.  What I didn't realize is that a commercial pool table weighs over 1000lbs.  I got one side off the ground about 6 inches and I started to shake it.  My bicep completely snapped of it's insertion and it rolled up to my shoulder.  It felt like I was electrocuted.  After the operation in which metal studs were used to put me back together it took almost 6 months to get back. 

[Rami]

I've got stuck under the bar a couple of times when benching and had to literally roll the bar down my torso til I could sit up and lift it off!

That used to happen to me all the time when I bench, and it left my abs tremendesly sore for a day or two.

[JasonBourne22]

When I was 17 I was doing heavy standing lateral raises and I slammed my dick between the DB's. I passed out, went to the hospital where they had to insert a catheter so I could pee. The worst of it................I had an ugly nurse !

Shit man, I nearly did the same thing bout 6 or 7 months ago. I was just warming up, not paying attention and caught just the tip of the head in the dumbells, was black and blue for a few days but didn't need to go to the hospital. However, my workout for the day was over with.

[chaos]

You guys all suck, I haven't done anything remotely as stupid as any of you guys.

Especially the douchebag that claimed to squat 585 in the smith machine.

[onlyme]

I cut the end of my right nipple off when I pinched it between two 45's on the incline

[drkaje]

Was doing shoulder pressed with a spotter...... he spotted this hot Bosnian chick on my last rep. Almost dropped the weight on my lap waiting for him to grab it.

[chaos]

I cut the end of my right nipple off when I pinched it between two 45's on the incline

How the hell do you manage to get that close to the weights?

[Cleanest Natural]

hahahahahahaha too much protein ? i think not, what happened? did you beat your wife for her half of the egg?

I never ever phisically abuse a woman and I never will...I don't condone violence against women ...

[Fatpanda]

I never ever phisically abuse a woman and I never will...I don't condone violence against women ...

but you did get her half of the egg then ?

[chaos]

I never ever phisically abuse a woman and I never will...I don't condone violence against women ...

You're the same douchebag that has called CQ all kinds of names aren't you?

[Cleanest Natural]

You're the same douchebag that has called CQ all kinds of names aren't you?

SHE IS AN ABSOLUTE RETARD AND A MAJOR BITCH ....

if you fail torealize the diff between calling names and hitting someone than you should reevaluate your double digit IQ

[onlyme]

How the hell do you manage to get that close to the weights?

The inclines were back to back so not much room.  I was spotting my friend and when he was done I casually walked by teh plates and pushed them back together. when I did that my shirt and nipple were pressed up against the plate and when the other was pushed it pinched the shit out of me.  It bleed and was hanging by just a little piece.  I screamed like shit.  I went home and finished cutting the rest of it off with a finger nail cutter and ice.  Jst a little piece about 1/8 size of an eraser at the end of a pencil

[CalvinH]

Slipped a disc in my neck doing shrugs.

[Busted]

When I was 17 I was doing heavy standing lateral raises and I slammed my dick between the DB's. I passed out, went to the hospital where they had to insert a catheter so I could pee. The worst of it................I had an ugly nurse !

Is it hard for you to get it up for your boyfriends poop shoot because of this?

[Busted]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
WTF? 
did you have an erection in the gym or what? LOL how does that happen

that must have hurt real bad 

Coach was peepin all the dudes in spandex back then.  He popped a chub starting at some dudes Junk and WAMO!!

[Method101]

Well i haven't really had an accident, but barbell curls cause bad inflammation in my forearms and if i do 4 heavy sets of db curls my forearms will have an aching pain for weeks, i have to do dumbell curls with the turning of the wrist and hammer curls.

note: ime not a pussy i use 60 lbs dumbells for curls..

[ASJChaotic]

Well i haven't really had an accident, but barbell curls cause bad inflammation in my forearms and if i do 4 heavy sets of db curls my forearms will have an aching pain for weeks, i have to do dumbell curls with the turning of the wrist and hammer curls.

I wonder if someone on here has hit themselves in the face while doing a barbell curl 

[peroni]

When I was 17 I was doing heavy standing lateral raises and I slammed my dick between the DB's. I passed out, went to the hospital where they had to insert a catheter so I could pee. The worst of it................I had an ugly nurse !

You coach people with your natural talent levels?

[The Coach]

Gotta love "guys" like Busted who talk shit behind a keyboard but if he recognized the person who talked about on the street he'd avoid you like the plague and not say a word.

[INSOMNIA]

I wonder if someone on here has hit themselves in the face while doing a barbell curl 

I know somoene. 

[wavelength]

I wonder if someone on here has hit themselves in the face while doing a barbell curl 

That explains a lot