Who is the most annoying person in your gym???

[QuakerOats]

for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?

[Mars]

probably the person who always comes up to you to give you a hand and talk to you.

[ASJChaotic]

skinny fat morons who come to the gym for 2 weeks pump weights, don't gain anything then quit
...them and their quarter rep bench presses and squats   

[MuscleMcMannus]

for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?

Yeah I guess it's better than the alternative............h aving nasty ass dirty, sweaty equipment and a MRSA infested locker room.  You should be happy there is someone willing to work for pennies to keep your gym clean so you can parade around in your fatsuit acting big and strong. 

[elite_lifter]

People who talk to me during a set!

[QuakerOats]

Yeah I guess it's better than the alternative............h aving nasty ass dirty, sweaty equipment and a MRSA infested locker room.  You should be happy there is someone willing to work for pennies to keep your gym clean so you can parade around in your fatsuit acting big and strong. 

problem is that he doesn't really clean anything, he just walks around staring at people and acting creepy................BT W when should we expect a picture of this 6'5" 250 pound physique with 35 inch quads of yours?

[johnnynoname]

.BTW when should we expect a picture of this 6'5" 250 pound physique with 35 inch quads of yours?

your nickname should be "pictureman"

always with the pictures

[Boost]

We have a guy who makes Layne Nortons pre lift rituals look tame. The guy squats 135, then shoulder presses the barbell and lets it drop from head height, crashing onto the floor. The guy scowels and glances around to make sure people see what a badass he is.

[wood]

has to be a toss up between the creepy old guy who takes his time in the locker room drying off with a hand towel

or

the two knuckleheads that do made up exercises with horrible form, like low cable curls with the single handles on both sides loaded with over half the stack and just yank away...

[johnnynoname]

this guy isn't at my new gym but he was at my old gym and ,from what i understand, he shows up at other gyms around the US

I'm talking about "TapOut guy"

I think i don't have to describe him- everyone knows who he is

[240 is Back]

my gym has an employee like that.   All quirky and weird, hanging out in the locker room refilling towels and always being in the way.  Just spending more time in the locker room than he has to.

[spinnis]

for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?

EVERYONE WHO DISTURBS MY WAR WITH THE IRON!!


 

[Team Diver]

for me it has to be the 5'1" 107 pound Nigerian/Zairian/Sudanese/Ethiopian/Ugandan or whatever he is janitor/towel boy/jizz mopper/shower peeker/locker room "attendee" who walks around with a towel wiping down equipment when you're trying to use it and spends 2 hours in the locker room wiping down the same spot and generally being creepy, who's yours?

I hate the MINLFs, where N means "I would not..." 
They randomly occupy every machine for hours and sweat like a pig.

[Reign Down]

probably the person who always comes up to you to give you a hand and talk to you.

yes, even worse if they give you "advice". More than usual it's from the latest Flex



cunts

[Caveman]

All the teenage twinks who always talk more than work out, but for some reason they always seem to occupy my space. For hours. They only train biceps and chest and never ever gain. Probably loads of schmoes like that on this board.

[Flex1069]

The half rep gang.

[QuakerOats]

we've also got a stinky, sweaty ass greek dude probably 27-28 years old, balding, hairy, wears the same stinky ass white wife beater and sweats every day he's in there, slams weights around because his headphones are so loud that he can't hear anything.

[MuscleMcMannus]

All the teenage twinks who always talk more than work out, but for some reason they always seem to occupy my space. For hours. They only train biceps and chest and never ever gain. Probably loads of schmoes like that on this board.

LOL.  Not me.  I workout at a 24hr and I swear I'm the ONLY one I ever see squatting in the power rack.  I'll see a few guys once in a blue moon deadlifting but if anyone squats it's usually chicks in the Smith machine.  Same thing with Bent over barbell rows.  I never see any guys doing these.  

I'd say the most annoying fucks in my gym are the guys that try to look cool and different by doing all these new fangled exercises.  One guy was curling with dumbells and doing these very unnecessary twisting movements throughout the entire range of motion.  Like he was in a fucking band camp twirling a baton or some shit.  Always laugh at the guy that insits on getting on his knees to use the cable crossovers.  LOL.  

[bigmc]

the guys with imaginary lats

who scream when they are curling the twenty fives

and shout shit likes it all you

[bigkid]

The guy at my gym who trains with Darrem Charles.  He's got a swimmers build.  Decent arms and delts, but no legs and he's weak as hell.  Wears sweat pants to cover up his chicken legs and has a bad case of ILS.  He seems to be that guy who always in your way.  Likes to just stand between the dumbells and the benches, so if you grab a pair of heavy DB's and try to get to your bench, he's always in your way.  Looking at him, I think even if he was 250lb ripped, he would still look like a pussy.  You know, the kinda guy if he was out and some guy said something to his girl he'd pretend like he didn't hear it so he could avoid confrontation.

[QuakerOats]

The guy at my gym who trains with Darrem Charles.  He's got a swimmers build.  Decent arms and delts, but no legs and he's weak as hell.  Wears sweat pants to cover up his chicken legs and has a bad case of ILS.  He seems to be that guy who always in your way.  Likes to just stand between the dumbells and the benches, so if you grab a pair of heavy DB's and try to get to your bench, he's always in your way.  Looking at him, I think even if he was 250lb ripped, he would still look like a pussy.  You know, the kinda guy if he was out and some guy said something to his girl he'd pretend like he didn't hear it so he could avoid confrontation.

hahahahhaa, i think that's the dude who trains with him on the BFTO videos, real tall lanky dude with wavy dark hair, always wears sweatpants and a sleeveless shirt?

[johnnynoname]

my list (of the top of my head)
- "TapOut guy"- typical MMA poser
- the shadowboxer
- old guy who will talk your ear off if you, accidently, make eye contact with you
- newly certified staff trainer who purposely speaks loud so everyone can hear about how he knows about the "SITS" muscles and dorsiflexion.
-Tattoo guy- actually, he is okay- it's just that he is becoming too cliche'
-BGG's- starting lifting 4 weeks ago and is already up 20lbs in lean mass without any gear and he has shitty form and eats McDonalds everyday

[Reign Down]

the guys with imaginary lats

who scream when they are curling the twenty fives

and shout shit likes it all you

Hey you're not that bad! x


ta ta

[Canadian_Muscle]

-The personal trainers that preach "functional" training and are against any sort of heavy lifting
-The homosexuals

That's about it really.

[Bluto]

im too busy lifting monster weights to notice people around me at the gym