This is so monumental! I can't stop bawling over the sheer excitement of things! Suddenly, people like P. Diddy and Ludacris actually matter to me. I embrace their opinions and hypocrisies! I have a hankering for grape drank and Popeye's! My skin color looks remarkably darker to me.
Excuse me while I head down to KFC while blasting some Lil Wayne.
GOT MONEY AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!
