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Stark

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Ways that the United States will change
« on: November 05, 2008, 10:08:02 AM »
-The US Military will employ new strategies, like doing drive bys and holding their pistols sideways when they shoot.

-The Presidential Limo is in the shop right now, getting some 24s with spinners put on it, and some 15s in the back.

-Mother's Day to be renamed Baby Momma Day.

-Father's Day cancelled, due to it being racist against black people.

-Spike Lee will be invited to any diplomatic meeting so that he can tell the diplomat from the other country that his shit is weak.

-Obama thought air force ones were shoes before yesterday.

-21 gun salute to be replaced by pouring out a 40.

-Presidential meetings will take place no earlier than 1 p.m.

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Re: Ways that the United States will change
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 12:33:46 PM »
My guess is that USA will once again rise and become the world leader.
The challenge is to get the infrastructure up to at least the standard of other Western civilisations and solve the energy dependence.
So the budget will have to be run on deficit for a few years.
The problem is only that Obama is a tax populist. He doesn't have the political balls to do the necessary tax raises for balancing the budget and pay off the national debt or financing investments in US infrastructure - that would create both jobs and better opportunities for business. 
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