What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?

[Parker]

If he had one. Please add...here's mine

December 25, 1978

"I slept with 10 women...at the same time. It happened in the grotto. Ahh, Miss September '75, she has the some of the perkiest...."

This is in light of he will be giving his girlfriend Kendra away at her wedding, at his house

[DK II]

November 11, 2008

Life sucks. What is all the money in the world when you are an ugly old impotent man. All the Bunnies are gone, now i am left with Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake visiting me on Halloween.

[LatsMcGee]

.....I just distributed Muscle Milk,.....

[Bluto]

yeah right
show me an 82 year old with a better life than hugh hefner

[basurablanco]

.....I just distributed Muscle Milk,.....

I just distributed Man Milk- in a bleach blonde ho.  

[DK II]

yeah right
show me an 82 year old with a better life than hugh hefner

Depends on what your goal in life is.

I bet this fella here is pretty content with his life:

[Parker]

November 11, 2008

Life sucks. What is all the money in the world when you are an ugly old impotent man. All the Bunnies are gone, now i am left with Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake visiting me on Halloween.

Actually, I think he has like the biggest supply of Viagra known to man...just buckets of it. And he had 3-4 girlfriends....


"September 10th 2008, I really wish that I didn't put Pam Anderson on all those magazine covers....now, because of her, every chick has implants...damn, I miss the 70's."

[LatsMcGee]

.....and than I fucked her.
.....and than I fucked her.
.....and than I fucked her.

[DK II]

i bet that retard still is a virgin, just like you

baseless attack reported.

Actually, I think he has like the biggest supply of Viagra known to man...just buckets of it. And he had 3-4 girlfriends....


"September 10th 2008, I really wish that I didn't put Pam Anderson on all those magazine covers....now, because of her, every chick has implants...damn, I miss the 70's."

lol

[Sir Humphrey]

We wouldn't be able to know what's in Hugh Hefner's diary as all the pages would be stuck together!

[njflex]

THE TVSHOW AT THIS POINT HAS NO MERIT.FANTASY IS OVER.UNLESS HE STACKS 3 MORE HOTTIES.AND U KNOW HOLLY WAS THE BIGGEST I LOVE HEF GIRL,AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH THAT MAGICIAN.

[240 is Back]

Dec 10, 1965.

Dear Diary,

Today I have to make a decision.  Do I take my last $600 and buy an engagement ring for my girlfriend and ask her to marry me?  Or do I start that 'art' magazine that I've always wanted to do?  All I really care about is some consistent 'in-house' pu**y... getting married seems like the best bet, I mean you're guaranteed to get laid having a wife, and all.  Still, something in me dreams about remaining a playboy forever...

Signed,

Hef.

[Bluto]

THE TVSHOW AT THIS POINT HAS NO MERIT.FANTASY IS OVER.UNLESS HE STACKS 3 MORE HOTTIES.AND U KNOW HOLLY WAS THE BIGGEST I LOVE HEF GIRL,AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH THAT MAGICIAN.

hef already replaced her with 2 new girls.

she said herself - hef thought she was getting too old

[hipolito mejia]

yeah right
show me an 82 year old with a better life than hugh hefner

Believe me its all hype ... hes nothing but a good business man a friend of mine went to his parties couple times about 10 years ago when  Hugh was a bit "younger" and he was nothing like what u see on tv or mags.

Any  night club owner can probably nail more chicks in 5 years than Hugh has in his whole life.... but who cares??

Its all about "marketting"  we all dream about Playmates and Hugh is the one who happens to sell the product.

Like Weider did for 40 years with his "Athletes".

[Bluto]

Believe me its all hype ... hes nothing but a good business man a friend of mine went to his parties couple times about 10 years ago when  Hugh was a bit "younger" and he was nothing like what u see on tv or mags.

Any  night club owner can probably nail more chicks in 5 years than Hugh has in his whole life.... but who cares??

Its all about "marketting"  we all dream about Playmates and Hugh is the one who happens to sell the product.

Like Weider did for 40 years with his "Athletes".

hefner is the man

[QuakerOats]

one of his "girlfriends" just married a "brutha".

[hipolito mejia]

hefner is the man

For show biz hype..

If you wanna writte a diary take this boy named "Luis Miguel" you probably never heard of, he would blow Hefner out of this planet like 15 millions times!and he's only 38!!

the guy average 2 womens per week since he was 15 to age 35 ....Jessica Alba,Sofia Vergara,Jennifer Connely,Salma Hayek,Mariah Carey, Daisy fuentes,Thalia, to name a few and funny thing he wont even mention it...  

[QuakerOats]

For show biz hype..

If you wanna writte a diary take this boy named "Luis Miguel" you probably never heard of, he would blow Hefner out of this planet like 15 millions times!and he's only 38!!

the guy average 2 womens per week since he was 15 to age 35 ....Jessica Alba,Sofia Vergara,Jennifer Connely,Salma Hayek,Mariah Carey, Daisy fuentes,Thalia, to name a few and funny thing he wont even mention it...  

"2 womens per week"?

[njflex]

one of his "girlfriends" just married a "brutha".

she's into sports bigtime kendra,a "sports"groupie if u say,if she was 'nt into hefs life/mag which she made good money i suppose she would have been a ballers g/friend anyway or making the rounds was not meant to be a good country girl.

[hipolito mejia]

hef already replaced her with 2 new girls.

she said herself - hef thought she was getting too old

And you as a loyal tv watcher, bought it.

[Bluto]

For show biz hype..

If you wanna writte a diary take this boy named "Luis Miguel" you probably never heard of, he would blow Hefner out of this planet like 15 millions times!and he's only 38!!

the guy average 2 womens per week since he was 15 to age 35 ....Jessica Alba,Sofia Vergara,Jennifer Connely,Salma Hayek,Mariah Carey, Daisy fuentes,Thalia, to name a few and funny thing he wont even mention it...  

im not talking about no of women

or else i would mention tom byron or peter north

im talking about hefners lifestyle at 82

i like for you to show me other 82 years old living like that with his accomplishments instead of a 38 year old

[hipolito mejia]

"2 womens per week"?

think about it,  for 20 years .....he has taken half Hollywood ms.Universe etc and has turned down Madonna (when she was on her prime) Lohan and Britney!!!

One road manager once told me that about 8 years ago and then  2 musicians of his recently in Milan.

This Luis Miguel guy makes every girl sign a contract before they go to bed that they cant talk about him in public about sex or dating.

[hipolito mejia]

im not talking about no of women

or else i would mention tom byron or peter north

im talking about hefners lifestyle at 82

i like for you to show me other 82 years old living like that with his accomplishments instead of a 38 year old

Again read my first post.

[QuakerOats]

think about it,  for 20 years .....he has taken half Hollywood ms.Universe etc and has turned down Madonna (when she was on her prime) Lohan and Britney!!!

One road manager once told me that about 8 years ago and then  2 musicians of his recently in Milan.

This Luis Miguel guy makes every girl sign a contract before they go to bed that they cant talk about him in public about sex or dating.

i was actually making fun of your grammar but anyway do you have any pictures of the Romeo stud? he must be huge, ripped and handsome.

[Bluto]

And you as a loyal tv watcher, bought it.

there's many storeis from ex playmates fucking with hef on the net way up in his 70s and even 80s