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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2008, 08:10:52 PM »
the non-stop flight to Qatar is 18 hrs. they serve 7 meals and all the wine you can drink.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2008, 08:13:47 PM »
i average 20-80 hrs in the sky a week..

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2008, 08:18:53 PM »
the non-stop flight to Qatar is 18 hrs. they serve 7 meals and all the wine you can drink.

non stop flight in .... 18 hours? sounds like you are stupid :)
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2008, 08:19:07 PM »
i average 20-80 hrs in the sky a week..

what is your experience with the airplane restrooms?  Do you time meals to avoid crapping in them?  Do they always smell bad?  or are they fairly upscale?  I haven't flown in years, and the only view I've had of them involve porn clips.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2008, 08:20:28 PM »
what is your experience with the airplane restrooms?  Do you time meals to avoid crapping in them?  Do they always smell bad?  or are they fairly upscale?  I haven't flown in years, and the only view I've had of them involve porn clips.

i would never ever take a shit @ airplane restrooms, especially in the america<->asia route
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2008, 08:21:11 PM »
i would never ever take a shit @ airplane restrooms, especially in the america<->asia route

kh300 lives in planes though, so I'm guessing he ends up getting to know the facilities pretty darn well.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2008, 08:24:28 PM »
kh300 lives in planes though, so I'm guessing he ends up getting to know the facilities pretty darn well.

i know them pretty good aswel, even the ones at newest boeing & airbus planes
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2008, 08:43:09 PM »
non stop flight in .... 18 hours? sounds like you are stupid :)
one time i took the one the stops in london, fagetaboutit..that was like 26 hours total; one way

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2008, 08:49:49 PM »
one time i took the one the stops in london, fagetaboutit..that was like 26 hours total; one way

im sure theres no plane and/or flights yet offering a 18 hours non stop flight.. maybe you were the first and only  ::)
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2008, 08:57:00 PM »
Know how they say you're supposed to picture members of an audience naked in order to calm yourself down for public speaking?  

Next time you board a plane, just imagine what everyone in there would look like screaming and freaking out moments before impact.  Envision the people in the back crying out for help as the fuselage snaps in half and they get sucked out of the plane and fall away screaming into the inky blackness of the cold night sky.  See the polite strangers sitting next to eachother exchange a final look of terror through the liquid fire atmosphere with their precious oxygen masks melting to their charred skin, before their eyeballs boil out of their skulls and they endure their final moments in a sightless deafening world of hellish agony.

That always cheers me up.

If it doesn't work, just talk to the person next to you.  "You know, I may be the last person you'll ever see" is a pretty good opening line.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2008, 08:58:01 PM »
isnt DOH in india?

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2008, 09:01:13 PM »
isnt DOH in india?

you are the first human on earth that can confirm 18 hours on a plane non stop haha
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2008, 09:05:03 PM »
you are the first human on earth that can confirm 18 hours on a plane non stop haha
sorry, it was almost 16 but felt like 18 :)

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2008, 09:05:42 PM »
sorry, it was almost 16 but felt like 18 :)

16? damn im sure you are still the only human on earth
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2008, 09:11:55 PM »
16? damn im sure you are still the only human on earth
not only that; plus i dont drink or take drugs and about a year ago i flew over non-stop for a 2 day conference and flew back non-stop, that was insane.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2008, 09:14:10 PM »
not only that; plus i dont drink or take drugs and about a year ago i flew over non-stop for a 2 day conference and flew back non-stop, that was insane.

i believe you  ;D

there are longer routes though, such as newark->singapore, almost 19 hours... i'd rather have a 6 hours stop to smoke a pack of cigarettes than a stupid 19 hours flight just to arrive early lol
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2008, 09:16:29 PM »
isnt DOH in india?

I believe that is the abbreviation for Dubai, yes.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2008, 09:25:38 PM »
I believe that is the abbreviation for Dubai, yes.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2008, 09:28:04 PM »
DOH = Doha  (India  ;D)

 ;D  I thought Doha was in Sudan somewhere? Or Etheopia ;D

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2008, 09:28:37 PM »
DOH = Dubai O'Hare.

In Dubai O'Hare, you are given seating preference based upon your LBM.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2008, 09:31:05 PM »
More likely to die in an auto accident then in a plane crash, pussies.
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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2008, 09:35:15 PM »
Know how they say you're supposed to picture members of an audience naked in order to calm yourself down for public speaking?  

Next time you board a plane, just imagine what everyone in there would look like screaming and freaking out moments before impact.  Envision the people in the back crying out for help as the fuselage snaps in half and they get sucked out of the plane and fall away screaming into the inky blackness of the cold night sky.  See the polite strangers sitting next to eachother exchange a final look of terror through the liquid fire atmosphere with their precious oxygen masks melting to their charred skin, before their eyeballs boil out of their skulls and they endure their final moments in a sightless deafening world of hellish agony.

That always cheers me up.

If it doesn't work, just talk to the person next to you.  "You know, I may be the last person you'll ever see" is a pretty good opening line.

Gee, thanks for convincing me to NEVER fly again. You just ruined the rest of my life and now you are......SUED!

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2008, 09:40:07 PM »
Flew in from SAN to PDX earlier today...

I get to Alaska's counter to get first class upgrade.. nice, spot available; this should be short and sweet, hope they have spicy tomato this time, I like my bloody marrys spicy.

As I sit down and put my headset on, I notice that nervous sweating tool sitting next to me.. as we leave the tarmac, the tool starts hyper ventilating and ringing for an attendant. She shows up and he's already in full blown panic attack mode. Some old lady chimes in and says she has xanax. The tool pops one, turns around  to me and says something like: "talk to me man"... then he grabs my arm.. gayer than squatting on a lubed cucumber....

the tool survived and gave me his business card. I'm now debating if I should internetize it or not.


Discuss.

So you finally joined the mile high club? Did he do you doggy style in the restroom?

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2008, 09:52:08 PM »
Flew in from SAN to PDX earlier today...

I get to Alaska's counter to get first class upgrade.. nice, spot available; this should be short and sweet, hope they have spicy tomato this time, I like my bloody marrys spicy.

As I sit down and put my headset on, I notice that nervous sweating tool sitting next to me.. as we leave the tarmac, the tool starts hyper ventilating and ringing for an attendant. She shows up and he's already in full blown panic attack mode. Some old lady chimes in and says she has xanax. The tool pops one, turns around  to me and says something like: "talk to me man"... then he grabs my arm..gayer than squatting on a lubed cucumber....the tool survived and gave me his business card. I'm now debating if I should internetize it or not.


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LMAO. you should have told him this right as he was looking at you with fear-filled eyes.

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Re: HAHAHAHA @ Tools afraid of flying..
« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2008, 10:33:34 PM »
LMAO. you should have told him this right as he was looking at you with fear-filled eyes.


Hahahaha I have a soul, 'john matrix', I couldn't let that tool perish by the emotions. Yea he grabbed my 19 inchers. ;D

Now thatI think of it, I should've benneted his ass and said "blow some steam" (throwing a 4" pipe).