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Heartwarming gym story....
« on: November 12, 2008, 07:20:46 AM »
Whilst at the gym today I noticed a 135lb Taco-American appear out of nowhere.  He was dressed head-to-toe in underarmour....with a Mexican flag bandana tied around his upper arm.  He proceeded to load up a massive 4 45's on the leg press, go thru some type of shadow-boxing routine, yell "arriba" and knock out 6 reps of 1/4 depth reps.  He did it for 2 sets...then on the 3rd set he got stuck..., he looked over at me with pleading eyes and asked for a spot...I pretended I didn't see or hear him and just left the area.  After 5 minutes or so he finally got it to a lock-out safety position, hopped off of it and sulked out of the gym and zoomed off in his lowered 1995 Ford tempo.... what a country ! 

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 07:21:54 AM »
hahahahaa, the legend is back!!!. ;D

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 07:21:58 AM »
why didnt you help me bro
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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 07:24:03 AM »
why didnt you help me bro

Haha, Bluto, he did throw in a "bro" like that would have motivated me.....

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 07:24:14 AM »
If anyone goes a Mountainside Fitness in the Phoenix area...PM me for the location of an absolutely HYSTERICAL member.  The dude GROWLS when working out.  Poses in front of a mirror.  Sings and dances.  To top it off...he even talks to himself.

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 07:26:58 AM »
If anyone goes a Mountainside Fitness in the Phoenix area...PM me for the location of an absolutely HYSTERICAL member.  The dude GROWLS when working out.  Poses in front of a mirror.  Sings and dances.  To top it off...he even talks to himself.

Is he a Taco-American?  Maybe he is related to this monstah !!!

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 07:30:21 AM »
Yes...complete with MASSIVE headphones

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2008, 07:31:25 AM »
Yes...complete with MASSIVE headphones

With Daddy Yankee blaring no doubt....hahaha

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2008, 07:34:43 AM »
His legs must be sore. It's gonna hurt pushing that mower all day.

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2008, 07:39:42 AM »
ahahahahaha!

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2008, 07:44:09 AM »
Lmao .....great story Hahahahahhaha
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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2008, 08:23:31 AM »
Good stuff ;D

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Re: Heartwarming gym story....
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2008, 03:34:15 PM »
If anyone goes a Mountainside Fitness in the Phoenix area...PM me for the location of an absolutely HYSTERICAL member.  The dude GROWLS when working out.  Poses in front of a mirror.  Sings and dances.  To top it off...he even talks to himself.

Dude theres a guy just like this in my gym. He sings as loud as he can (sucks btw) and dances in between sets. He doesnt pose because he doesnt have any muscles. Just hops arounds (dancing i guess) and sings. I have my ipod on full blast and this fucker is still drowning it out.