THE BIZARRE BODYBUILDING.COM SUICIDE KID AFFAIR - The one and only thread

[webcake]

Easy there, there are a lot of good candidates. We don't want a surge of suicides on here, then people will think this place is depressing. We only need one. If you would like top be on the panel to help decide the winner just let me know. But for now no decisions have been made, there are just too many good volunteers.

Yes, fair enough.

Lets not rush into this.

I feel it is my duty to be involved in this though...

[Deicide]

The most important thing a candidate should have is actual suicidal tendencies...

[webcake]

The most important thing a candidate should have is actual suicidal tendencies...

Are you sufficiently qualified for this very important position?

[danielson]

The most important thing a candidate should have is actual suicidal tendencies...

Maybe we could drive a normal happy person to suicide?  I am thinking we need to one up BB.com.

[nycbull]

Who is that guy? He's wearing a bb.com t-shirt. What crime did he commit?

I think an MD T-shirt would have been a more appropriate fashion choice considering the situation.

[sad2see]

He doesnt or he DIDNT look like a bodybuilder, but only because he was member over at bb.com I should give a shit about him?

I thought that anyone that lifted weights was considered a body builder. Joe Weider said so.

But, just let me add that I disagree about what weider once said.

[ASJChaotic]

Maybe we could drive a normal happy person to suicide?  I am thinking we need to one up BB.com.

who is the happiest person on getbig?

[danielson]

who is the happiest person on getbig?

Probably Bluto, as he spends the most time in paradise. But he is not a viable candidate, with him gone there would be a power vacuum and this site might not be able to handle it. I am doing some background research on the volunteers and a few of them have wives and kids, might make a good news story.

[JOCKTHEGLIDE]

AQUILLAS OR WHATEVER THAT NATURAL FELLA IS,,,,,THATS A JOKE ALREADY MRE GETIBG3,,,,

[webcake]

I thought that anyone that lifted weights was considered a body builder. Joe Weider said so.

But, just let me add that I disagree about what weider once said.

The boys mother said herself "he was into fitness and health, but was not a bodybuilder"

[Cleanest Natural]

sorry for not finding this thread funny

[ASJChaotic]

Probably Bluto, as he spends the most time in paradise. But he is not a viable candidate, with him gone there would be a power vacuum and this site might not be able to handle it. I am doing some background research on the volunteers and a few of them have wives and kids, might make a good news story.

without his moderation of all boards, all his gimmicks, all his posts
getbig might go under 
how about James001
that moron who melted down for 5 days straight without sleeping

[danielson]

without his moderation of all boards, all his gimmicks, all his posts
getbig might go under 
how about James001
that moron who melted down for 5 days straight without sleeping

I just wish there was a 500 pound pos on here that no one would miss. Someone whose own daughter won't even talk to him because he may or may not have molested her years back. My decision would be so much easier if we had someone like that.

[Deicide]

I just wish there was a 500 pound pos on here that no one would miss. Someone whose own daughter won't even talk to him because he may or may not have molested her years back. My decision would be so much easier if we had someone like that.

I am close to that...

[webcake]

I am close to that...

I must say that you are by far the most qualified candidate for the position so far.

We may be in touch shortly...

[danielson]

I am close to that...

I am talking about someone who has absolutely nothing to live for besides making fun of superior physical specimens online all day between feedings. Too bad we don't have a guy like that on here.

[ASJChaotic]

I just wish there was a 500 pound pos on here that no one would miss. Someone whose own daughter won't even talk to him because he may or may not have molested her years back. My decision would be so much easier if we had someone like that.

will the rope be strong enough to hold Keith Jones ?

[Deicide]

I must say that you are by far the most qualified candidate for the position so far.

We may be in touch shortly...

When it happens I have left instructions for a getbigger to deliver the message and my wishes. He knows who he is...

[danielson]

will the rope be strong enough to hold Keith Jones ?

Maybe, but I doubt it.

http://www.yalecordage.com/html/news/000530.html

[Deicide]

I am talking about someone who has absolutely nothing to live for besides making fun of superior physical specimens online all day between feedings. Too bad we don't have a guy like that on here.

That is pretty much me...

[webcake]

will the rope be strong enough to hold Keith Jones ?

SUED!!

[benz]

I nominate the visicaro brothers, they are legends here 

Phill "Missing Teeth" Visicaro



Nick "The Mantis" Visicaro

[danielson]

That is pretty much me...

I am talking about a guy who had to be brought into an expo in the back of a ambulance, sat at a table wearing a filthy 8XL flannel shirt while people took pictures of him and laughed at him like he was a circus freak. Too bad no one like that posts here.

[gordiano]

I nominate Daddy Waddy! 

Seconded!

[Deicide]

I am talking about a guy who had to be brought into an expo in the back of a ambulance, sat at a table wearing a filthy 8XL flannel shirt while people took pictures of him and laughed at him like he was a circus freak. Too bad no one like that posts here.

You should check out my pics; I am very close.