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Army of One

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How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« on: November 20, 2008, 03:39:52 PM »
The Adonis Principles?

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Bluto

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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 03:40:39 PM »
same advices goes for everyone - male or female: stop eating

it's the bluto principles.

if youre fat - you eat too much. STOP EATING
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 03:42:43 PM »
I may start the db2431 Principles, which involves all fatties being shot on the spot.
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 03:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on November 20, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
same advices goes for everyone - male or female: stop eating

it's the bluto principles.

if youre fat - you eat too much. STOP EATING


Original  ::)
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 03:45:57 PM »
Quote from: pumpster on November 20, 2008, 03:43:43 PM
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Dont hate on me because i'm an diet expert and youre not

Everybody has their field of expertise, yours happens to be "how to fit a gym into a dumpster"
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 03:46:23 PM »
bluto is right
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 03:47:54 PM »
Quote from: wavelength on November 20, 2008, 03:46:23 PM
bluto is right

The woman in question is so outta shape I would have to take extreme methods to get her back on the right track

Introducting

Diet Ball 101

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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 04:33:44 PM »
;D
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 04:36:11 PM »
Ben and Jerry's ice cream, Big Macs and Snickers protein bars of course!

She'll be a twiggy white homo in no time. 8)
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 04:37:23 PM »
kill herself.

imagine all the lose skin if she where to come down to a normal weight  :-X
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2008, 04:38:21 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on November 20, 2008, 04:37:23 PM
kill herself.

imagine all the lose skin if she where to come down to a normal weight  :-X

maybe they can use all that lose skin for severe burnt victims?
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Army of One

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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 04:38:58 PM »
I think she is exactly the kind of woman who could control herself not to eat a box of donuts on "The Adonis Principles"
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2008, 04:40:34 PM »
putting people like that on fish and rice diets has worked great in the past I heard
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2008, 05:53:20 PM »
holy crap did you notice her cankles....you would think being that fat she would have bigger boobs though
instead of being sphere shaped she is a pyramid
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2008, 07:05:41 PM »
Her stomach looks like a butt.  Pick a fold and fuck it.
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 12:04:54 AM »
oH my. Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh my. She's still prettier than Temper Tantrum tammy patnode but I am going to have to say taht i would rather fuck iris kyle than her.
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2008, 03:26:17 AM »
Quote from: aglifter on November 20, 2008, 07:05:41 PM
Her stomach looks like a butt.  Pick a fold and fuck it.
Bwahahahaha that was good!
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2008, 04:23:57 AM »
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2008, 04:27:37 AM »
Only advice would be to stop letting people take pictures.
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2008, 04:28:24 AM »
Quote from: pumpster on November 20, 2008, 03:43:43 PM
Original  ::)

Just because Bluto is your superior in terms of training and diet advice there is no need to be a silly boy.


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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2008, 06:05:14 AM »
I think at this point, the only feasible solution is the Crystal Meth diet.
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2008, 06:14:55 AM »
She is probably a Powerlifter by the looks of it.
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2008, 06:15:09 AM »
Put a pad lock on the fridge.
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2008, 06:18:16 AM »
the 'butcher's knife diet' would work a treat....no willpower required
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Re: How would you advise this woman to get in to shape?
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2008, 06:20:30 AM »
A couple of these to the head before breakfast will solve all her problems:

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