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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #125 on: November 24, 2008, 12:07:12 AM »
You should give the money to Dorian Yates as compensation for crushing his balls with a pair of pliers.

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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #126 on: November 24, 2008, 05:29:29 AM »
Boys and girls I am close to 75 years old. I was a soldier in Korea and won the George Cross and Military Medal. My dear wife Elizabeth died in 1998. I have a son Lewis who I have not spoken to since 1990. My doctor told me last week that I probably have a month to live and then the cancer in my lungs, stomaque and throat will kill me.
I am willing to donate my entire estate to a good cause if you can come up with one and I can change my will in time. My estate is probably worth 3.5 million of your yankee dollars.
I feel really happy and really pissed at the same time right now guys.  please cherish each day as it comes.
Jim
 

I'd donate to The Brights, in order to help the world get rid of organized, dogmatic religion:

http://www.the-brights.net/

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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #127 on: November 24, 2008, 06:00:07 AM »
jimmy, that a really kind offer. i can think of 2 things you could give money to.

1. Rangers F.C. They are desperate for money as Celtic dominate them off and on the park with, 3 titles in a row, on a great winning run of 11 games, still in the champions league, record profits every year. You could help rangers keep the wolves of receivership at bay.



2. The SNP. As a true Scotsman, I'm sure you share my dream of an independent Scotland. As you know there will be a referendum in 2012 to help us get full Independence. Your funds could go a long way in funding the SNP's educational advertisements regarding the benefits of full independence. Freedom once again shall be ours.
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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #128 on: November 24, 2008, 07:41:40 AM »
Boys and girls I am close to 75 years old. I was a soldier in Korea and won the George Cross and Military Medal. My dear wife Elizabeth died in 1998. I have a son Lewis who I have not spoken to since 1990. My doctor told me last week that I probably have a month to live and then the cancer in my lungs, stomaque and throat will kill me.
I am willing to donate my entire estate to a good cause if you can come up with one and I can change my will in time. My estate is probably worth 3.5 million of your yankee dollars.
I feel really happy and really pissed at the same time right now guys.  please cherish each day as it comes.
Jim


 

After my wife died I moved in with a 32 year old aerobics instructor called Karen. Lewis hated her on sight because he thought I had been giving her a plundering while still seeing his mom. Lewis is a funny guy and I swear he is still a virgin.  To think that asshole will get his hands on my Lucre makes me spin in my grave.....

Please guys give me a charity to donate to...

Not sure this adds up Jimmy... the 8 years... but whatever man.  If you're on the level then I hope you had a good life and make the most of your remaining days.

1. Make peace with your son.  He's your blood and he's going to spend a lot of time thinking about you long after you're dead.  It's the right thing to do even if you can't find a selfish reason to do it.  Tie up those loose ends as best you can so you haven't left a bunch of shit in your wake (wake...get it?!).

2. Throw your own funeral.  No one else wants to plan that shit, it's a drag.  Something zany, something traditional, whatever.  Get it all planned and paid for, and obviously get all your other affairs in order.

3. Are you sure there isn't something you always wanted to do, whether it costs money or not, but you just never got around to it? 

4. Bugger an Englishman.  Doesn't matter which one.  Most of them have it coming.

5. I like dogs.  Cats not so much. 

 

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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #129 on: November 24, 2008, 09:53:39 AM »
pose in peace.

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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #130 on: November 24, 2008, 12:26:53 PM »
I love it Panda!!!!!
Funny how being close to death makes one realise how silly football is. Of course if the Gers had a chance of league leadership my views may be different!!!!


Have a great life my celtic supporting Fenian Papest friend.    ;)

Seriously son,  look after yourself,  Jim






Thank you Jimmy, it has been a pleasure getting to know you a little on here.

Take care, i'm sure you will leave this life as you lived it - with pride and dignity.  8)
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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #131 on: November 24, 2008, 01:46:45 PM »
Hello Tapeworm,
You picked up the point. Lewis thinks I have been banging Karen since before his mother died. This is not true. I got 55 pm's last night and most asked me to make peace with Lewis so I phoned him and we will meet next weekend. I feel like a massive weight has been lifted from my shoulders but I have decided to help the needy with at least part of my legacy. My short life is worth living again.
With best regards
Jim





Glad to hear it Jim.

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« Reply #132 on: November 24, 2008, 03:21:22 PM »
I  think that is wonderful Jimmy, and I bet your son feels a hell of a lot better.

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« Reply #133 on: November 24, 2008, 03:41:29 PM »
I never got how Mooesejay was all right wing and at the same time gay...weird.

Homopublicanism is not in any way a new phenomenon.

Reactionary? Like law, order & 'mentoring' youths in thongs? Chances are you're homopublicandiassed.

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« Reply #134 on: November 25, 2008, 12:26:26 AM »
Hi Jimmy.

We all harbour all sorts of theories about other people. Most of these theories are false. The trick in having a good life is to not possess too many false theories about those who matter to us. Always be prepared to accept that our notions are wrong and therefore we should be able to forgive others for apparent trespasses. Too many people believe false things about others and then react to those beliefs. Before dying it is always a good idea to discard as many false beliefs as possible. Especially those relating to our family, relatives and friends. Otherwise, we take our false beliefs to our graves.

Good luck with your son. Nothing should be more important to you.

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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #135 on: November 25, 2008, 08:10:05 AM »
After my wife died I moved in with a 32 year old aerobics instructor called Karen. Lewis hated her on sight because he thought I had been giving her a plundering while still seeing his mom. Lewis is a funny guy and I swear he is still a virgin.  To think that asshole will get his hands on my Lucre makes me spin in my grave.....

Please guys give me a charity to donate to...
Speaking as someone who didn't have a Father growing up(my Dad died when I was 7 months old)  I have to say Jimmy that what you say about your flesh and blood is  deplorableand you should be ashamed of yourself.  Blood is thicker than water or Pussy my man.

I'm sorry for your illness and wish you the best but you should NEVER talk shit about your own son.  that shows me your character right there.

As for your money.....I don't give a shit what you do with it.  Give it to Karen who fucked up your relationship with your son.

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« Reply #136 on: November 25, 2008, 08:22:10 AM »
Speaking as someone who didn't have a Father growing up(my Dad died when I was 7 months old)  I have to say Jimmy that what you say about your flesh and blood is  deplorableand you should be ashamed of yourself.  Blood is thicker than water or Pussy my man.

I'm sorry for your illness and wish you the best but you should NEVER talk shit about your own son.  that shows me your character right there.

As for your money.....I don't give a shit what you do with it.  Give it to Karen who fucked up your relationship with your son.

hahahahaha daddy issues dutchmantookmyass ?

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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #137 on: November 25, 2008, 03:36:43 PM »
Maybe you ll bump into the Krays in the afterlife and threaten them again and make them run from you again! ::)

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« Reply #138 on: November 25, 2008, 05:47:20 PM »
Jimmy i hope all goes well with your son especially as xmas is coming up, i wish good luck with your illness and am sure you can prove the doctors wrong
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« Reply #139 on: November 25, 2008, 08:20:28 PM »
In your situation, I would go on a massive drug bender. 

Reconcile with the kid, sure.   Once you finish that, move into the bunny ranch and have them install you a liquid viagra tap next to the bed.  Then you can live the rest of your life cornholing dirty hookers. 

If there's anything left when you die, leave the rest to the bunny ranch with specific instructions to use that money to pay for freebies to any Scots that come in the door.


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« Reply #140 on: November 25, 2008, 08:28:20 PM »
Boys and girls I am close to 75 years old. I was a soldier in Korea and won the George Cross and Military Medal. My dear wife Elizabeth died in 1998. I have a son Lewis who I have not spoken to since 1990. My doctor told me last week that I probably have a month to live and then the cancer in my lungs, stomaque and throat will kill me.
I am willing to donate my entire estate to a good cause if you can come up with one and I can change my will in time. My estate is probably worth 3.5 million of your yankee dollars.
I feel really happy and really pissed at the same time right now guys.  please cherish each day as it comes.
Jim


 

It would be noble to donate it to Habitat for Humanity. I'm not affiliated with them in any way, but I do believe they serve a noble cause.

They provide housing for people who need it but can't afford it. I'm a free-market advocate, but it's either this or the rest of the people pay for thier housing in taxes. In other words, everyone would benefit from this, not just a select few. Everyone in general, the economy in general, and especially those whose houses you ultimately get built, houses that wouldn't have gotten build had it not been for you. Look here:

http://www.habitat.org/

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Re: My time is short. Let's give something back.
« Reply #141 on: November 25, 2008, 08:42:35 PM »
There are a 1001 worthwhile charities for you to choose from.  Whichever you choose, they will be grateful for your help.  I hope you enjoy the time you have left.

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« Reply #142 on: November 26, 2008, 06:00:42 PM »
if this is real then you should give 100% to any charity that will benefit greatly from the donation.  Feed starving children, homeless, homeless vets, something that will help those that are much less fortunate than the majority.