I need some advice on what shirt I should wear during thursday's Thanksgiving festivities?...
Affliction is my most expensive shirt and tells my relatives that I'm not the loser they thought I was and really shows off my arms the best...With this shirt, I'm telling them that I have style, I work the fuck out, and I simply kick ass...I really see this shirt as my go to shirt and can't really see any downfall to wearing this one...
Tapout is a shirt that my relatives from the trailer park will respect and know that they better back the fuck off when I walk into the room...With this shirt, I will be telling the crowd that I have full control over the remote control and I will also be getting the Lion's share of the leftovers to bring back down stairs to my living quarters...The confidence this shirt gives me is unmatched...
TMichael is a shirt that tells the relatives that I have not grown up at all...They will see me the same as they seen me in the 80's(that and the fact that I still live in my parents basement)...Although with this shirt I can fly under the radar and eat everything in site and hide my belly that will be growing with every bite...My relatives will still know that I hit it hard and if they get out of line, they will be getting a size 12 Otomix up the poop shute...I know if I have any problems while wearing this shirt, Mike A's phone # right there beside me to guide me home...
So these are my options for Thursday...Which one do you think I should roll with?
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