Rant...

[Ursus]

...A 5'11 Aussie bird who is not ckinny but with a fucking sweet body started my work on sunday, was working with me for ages tonight...So fucking hot its unreal...jet black hair nice smile, awesome ass and thighs face is sweet as fuck too. I dont know why but i feel like i have a chance...DAMN!!!

Rant over

[2ND COMING]

pics

take them

camera phone works

[johnnynoname]

. I dont know why but i feel like i have a chance...DAMN!!!

Rant over

with all due respect but EVERYMAN HAS A CHANCE WITH ANY WOMAN

just talk nice to her (cuz all broads like that), take her out then bang her

[big L dawg]

with all due respect but EVERYMAN HAS A CHANCE WITH ANY WOMAN

just talk nice to her (cuz all broads like that), take her out then bang her

screw that treat her like shit they eat that stuff up.

[Ursus]

cant take them not allowed fone on me in work. So tall...she was kneeling down and is like a fucking giant. So hot. Gets my humour and seems smart...had her in wrinkles laughing. 25...man shes hot lol

I was saying jokingly "do some fucking work or ill backhand you" and she loved that shit lol

Def one to try to get to xmas dinner lol.

[240 is Back]

disarm her by spilling some of your drink on your shirt.

then rope her in by taking off your shirt and putting on a fresh one.

then talk to her like she's your brother for 2 weeks straight.  casual stuff about other chicks, dropping a deuce, the gym, etc.  Be more focused on anything but her.

she'll be wanting to bang you in short order.

[Army of One]

Hey lets all make thread when we make a moderately attractive woman laugh, then the board would be awesome.Are you a virgin?Does this look like a blog?

[Fatpanda]

I was saying jokingly "do some fucking work or ill backhand you" and she loved that shit lol

ah the old sean connery tactic.

[emn1964]

you don't have a chance.  she's just being nice and trying to fit in.  she's new.  it will wear off after a while and she will ignore you like all the other women at work.

[240 is Back]

Goudy, you must masturbate each time before you see her.

Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.

With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.

It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.

[johnnynoname]

why put in the effort..

...just remember what she looks like, go home and beat off to her

end of story

[Ursus]

Hey lets all make thread when we make a moderately attractive woman laugh, then the board would be awesome.Are you a virgin?Does this look like a blog?

Unless you wanna become the girlfriend of a 6'3 235lb Irishman id watch your mouth

[musclehedz]

...A 5'11 Aussie bird who is not ckinny but with a fucking sweet body started my work on sunday, was working with me for ages tonight...So fucking hot its unreal...jet black hair nice smile, awesome ass and thighs face is sweet as fuck too. I dont know why but i feel like i have a chance...DAMN!!!

Rant over

They just want to be popular and liked by everyone. Really,it doesn't mean anything when a woman smiles to you and talks nice. It's way more complicated.

Best thing to do: make a few realistic compliments about her and see if she is willing to return the ball. If this goes well you can take further steps without risking embarrassment.

[emn1964]

LOL

but seriously shes fucking hot...maybe i am just horny as fook. meh...prob be someone different tomorro.

My work is sweet there are 4 guys work there and maybe 30 women, out of the 30 20 are attractive or very attractive

Cool.  You work in a strip club?

[turnerg31]

She might have your job after the sexual harassment allegations.  Then who would be hot? lol

Pat

[240 is Back]

Tell her you were in the Mr Getbig Show.  She'll be on your junk like white on rice.

[Ursus]

She might have your job after the sexual harassment allegations.  The who would be hot? lol

Pat

haha unemployed at xmas lol

I work in a chemist part time. Worked there since i was 16. Real enjoyable and good fun. Relaxed enviroment too.

[sinbad]

All you have to do with any white women, is get her alone, and get a few drinks in her, and she will do anything you want!! -- Words of advise from a Pimp I used to know. Has worked for me.

[JasonH]

haha unemployed at xmas lol

I work in a chemist part time. Worked there since i was 16. Real enjoyable and good fun. Relaxed enviroment too.

Goudy are you ever tempted to get steroids ordered into the chemist? How easy would that be? (I would try that if I worked in a chemist)

[Ursus]

Only a pharmacist can do that. Plus there is this massive time delay safe only the pharmacist can access with a special CD key and a keycode...mainly full of methadone etc but i am sure there are some in there for HRT people who are seriously sick etc.

I am basically just a body. Pharmacists here are very respected and its a tough course to get into and pays good money. They know there shit...maybe i am wrong but i dont think they get the same respec in USA?

Saying that if i wanted too i could easily life all the viagra, ciallis and numerous other painkillers i wanted if i was dishonest enough and  sell them on. Very easily done

[Boost]

I am in a similar situation,
Just started to chatting to a really cute girl at uni this week.
Hopefully gonna be spending alot of time together "studying"

My problem, and i am not ashamed to admit, is that i get too attatched too quickly,
and they end up being all i think about. I lose all focus on other things in life.

I have tried to sort this out by talking to 3-4 girls at once instead of just goin crazy over 1.

Good luck

[musclehedz]

I am in a similar situation,
Just started to chatting to a really cute girl at uni this week.
Hopefully gonna be spending alot of time together "studying"

My problem, and i am not ashamed to admit, is that i get too attatched too quickly,
and they end up being all i think about. I lose all focus on other things in life.

I have tried to sort this out by talking to 3-4 girls at once instead of just goin crazy over 1.

Good luck

That's the power of a pussy.

[Army of One]

Unless you wanna become the girlfriend of a 6'3 235lb Irishman id watch your mouth

HAHA ok "Toughguy", you couldnt even get close to winning Mr Getbig, which was full of natural twinks.Just because you bounced a few doors in some shithole irish clubs doesnt mean you are Lenny Mclean, just another inbred irish gypsy.

[Canadian_Muscle]

I am in a similar situation,
Just started to chatting to a really cute girl at uni this week.
Hopefully gonna be spending alot of time together "studying"

My problem, and i am not ashamed to admit, is that i get too attatched too quickly,
and they end up being all i think about. I lose all focus on other things in life.

I have tried to sort this out by talking to 3-4 girls at once instead of just goin crazy over 1.

Good luck

Yeah I used to have that problem as well.

I also agree with 240, bust a nut so you think clearly. So many times I almost caught myself making huge mistakes.

[Ursus]

HAHA ok "Toughguy", you couldnt even get close to winning Mr Getbig, which was full of natural twinks.Just because you bounced a few doors in some shithole irish clubs doesnt mean you are Lenny Mclean, just another inbred irish gypsy.

It's a joke you fool. By no means Lenny McLean but judging by this physique I would only need to be Lenny Henry to sort you out