i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer

[spinnis]

Lenny McLean is in it. And thats a good enough reason to download it.

[El_Pajero]

I don't know if these kind of movies are appreciated here Swede.

[spinnis]

I don't know if these kind of movies are appreciated here Swede.

Watch your mouth ...hombre!

[Mars]

[spinnis]

I masturbated to that clip two days ago.

this is a good one.

"adult rape fantasy Prison - Forced Sex, Rape & Mild Torture In Womens.mpg"


I wonder what its real name is.

[leonp1981]

I've worked with a load of different bouncers/doormen over the years, and I've found that you need three different guys to make it work.

1.  The Huge Guy - Simply for physical presence, puts off a lot of people who are looking to start trouble.
2.  The Talker - A guy who can actually talk to people and talk them out of trouble before it gets physical.
3.  The Psycho - Someone who doesn't give a shit what he does to people, just wants to fight and hurt someone if it does kick off.

We had a lad in Manchester who was a perfect Psycho, just wanted to fight all the time.  He was an amateur boxer I think, not a big guy.   One night we even had to stop him from kicking the shit out of the DJ for playing a song he didn't like!  Fun times!

[shiftedShapes]

this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly.  I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off.  He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly.  He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course).  I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.

the end.

AMOG tactics probably would have been more effective here than BJJ

[Mars]

I masturbated to that clip two days ago.

this is a good one.

"adult rape fantasy Prison - Forced Sex, Rape & Mild Torture In Womens.mpg"


I wonder what its real name is.

i felt guilty i got an erection from it too.

[spinnis]

i felt guilty i got an erection from it too.

the movie is just called prison and its about 940mb big. Greatest porn ive ever seen.

[Mars]

haha do you recall the scene where the fag got beaten to pulp with an fire extinguisher for trying to rape his friend? that looked damn realistic too.

[Jizzacked]

haha do you recall the scene where the fag got beaten to pulp with an fire extinguisher for trying to rape his friend? that looked damn realistic too.

lol... I saw that clip online when it first was making its rounds, and I ended up ordering the dvd cause it looked like some faces of death type shit.  that was one fucked up movie... I felt disturbed after watching it and I think I threw the dvd in the trash after shocking a few people who weren't all that amused with seeing the ultra violence. 

I remember my wife at the time walking out of the room in disgust telling me I had issues for watching it lol... no sense of humor

[Earl1972]

this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly.  I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off.  He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly.  He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course).  I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.

the end.

you're sure you did nothing to deserve this?

E

[Jizzacked]

sounds like the whole situation could have been avoided if after you slipped out of his warm embrace you just told him "listen, I'm from getbig".

[_bruce_]

It's not a good night out for me until I pick someone up and snap their spine on my knee.

In true Hercules fashion 

[Mars]

lol... I saw that clip online when it first was making its rounds, and I ended up ordering the dvd cause it looked like some faces of death type shit.  that was one fucked up movie... I felt disturbed after watching it and I think I threw the dvd in the trash after shocking a few people who weren't all that amused with seeing the ultra violence. 

I remember my wife at the time walking out of the room in disgust telling me I had issues for watching it lol... no sense of humor

haha.

[flagadajones]

this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly.  I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off.  He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly.  He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course).  I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.

the end.

REAL STORY:

so you got strangled by a fat black man ,humiliated in front of the crowd, then booted outside a bar ?

[McFarland]

Epic fail at a "DHV" Bast.    

[flagadajones]

http://www.navy.mil/moh/mpmurphy/pg.html


LIEUTENANT MICHAEL P. MURPHY
UNITED STATES NAVY

FOR SERVICE AS SET FORTH IN THE FOLLOWING

CITATION:

FOR CONSPICUOUS GALLANTRY AND INTREPIDITY AT THE RISK OF HIS LIFE ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY AS THE LEADER OF A SPECIAL RECONNAISSANCE ELEMENT WITH NAVAL SPECIAL WARFARE TASK UNIT AFGHANISTAN ON 27 AND 28 JUNE 2005. WHILE LEADING A MISSION TO LOCATE A HIGH-LEVEL ANTI-COALITION MILITIA LEADER, LIEUTENANT MURPHY DEMONSTRATED EXTRAORDINARY HEROISM IN THE FACE OF GRAVE DANGER IN THE VICINITY OF ASADABAD, KONAR PROVINCE, AFGHANISTAN. ON 28 JUNE 2005, OPERATING IN AN EXTREMELY RUGGED ENEMY-CONTROLLED AREA, LIEUTENANT MURPHY’S TEAM WAS DISCOVERED BY ANTI-COALITION MILITIA SYMPATHIZERS, WHO REVEALED THEIR POSITION TO TALIBAN FIGHTERS. AS A RESULT, BETWEEN 30 AND 40 ENEMY FIGHTERS BESIEGED HIS FOUR-MEMBER TEAM. DEMONSTRATING EXCEPTIONAL RESOLVE, LIEUTENANT MURPHY VALIANTLY LED HIS MEN IN ENGAGING THE LARGE ENEMY FORCE. THE ENSUING FIERCE FIREFIGHT RESULTED IN NUMEROUS ENEMY CASUALTIES, AS WELL AS THE WOUNDING OF ALL FOUR MEMBERS OF THE TEAM. IGNORING HIS OWN WOUNDS AND DEMONSTRATING EXCEPTIONAL COMPOSURE, LIEUTENANT MURPHY CONTINUED TO LEAD AND ENCOURAGE HIS MEN. WHEN THE PRIMARY COMMUNICATOR FELL MORTALLY WOUNDED, LIEUTENANT MURPHY REPEATEDLY ATTEMPTED TO CALL FOR ASSISTANCE FOR HIS BELEAGUERED TEAMMATES. REALIZING THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF COMMUNICATING IN THE EXTREME TERRAIN, AND IN THE FACE OF ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH, HE FOUGHT HIS WAY INTO OPEN TERRAIN TO GAIN A BETTER POSITION TO TRANSMIT A CALL. THIS DELIBERATE, HEROIC ACT DEPRIVED HIM OF COVER, EXPOSING HIM TO DIRECT ENEMY FIRE. FINALLY ACHIEVING CONTACT WITH HIS HEADQUARTERS, LIEUTENANT MURPHY MAINTAINED HIS EXPOSED POSITION WHILE HE PROVIDED HIS LOCATION AND REQUESTED IMMEDIATE SUPPORT FOR HIS TEAM. IN HIS FINAL ACT OF BRAVERY, HE CONTINUED TO ENGAGE THE ENEMY UNTIL HE WAS MORTALLY WOUNDED, GALLANTLY GIVING HIS LIFE FOR HIS COUNTRY AND FOR THE CAUSE OF FREEDOM. BY HIS SELFLESS LEADERSHIP, COURAGEOUS ACTIONS, AND EXTRAORDINARY DEVOTION TO DUTY, LIEUTENANT MURPHY REFLECTED GREAT CREDIT UPON HIMSELF AND UPHELD THE HIGHEST TRADITIONS OF THE UNITED STATES NAVAL SERVICE.

SIGNED GEORGE W. BUSH

[Earl1972]

Epic fail at a "DHV" Bast.    

haha mystery and matador would really be scolding bast after this

E

[Eric2]

Around 14 years ago a friend of mine from the gym was a bouncer at a bar I used to frequent. It was a place that had windows that looked out into the street. Anyway I could see my friend standing outside from where we sat. Withing 20 min or so of being there I saw a commotion breaking out. I local redneck who was drunk was denied access and was throwing a fit. My friend (is black) was taking insult after insult from this drunk redneck and his butt ugly redneck woman. Out of nowhere the redneck pulls out a large knife and buries it into my friends thigh! I ran outside and literally flew from the steps macking direct contact with the redneck. We hit the concrete, I was on top and the jerkwad made a nice skid mark. Several other people came out to help.
   I got up and went to help my friend who was bleeding really bad, the ambulance came and took care of him. The knife just missed his main artery, pretty close call.  My friend quit bouncing after that, said it was not Worth the small pay check.

[QuakerOats]

Around 14 years ago a friend of mine from the gym was a bouncer at a bar I used to frequent. It was a place that had windows that looked out into the street. Anyway I could see my friend standing outside from where we sat. Withing 20 min or so of being there I saw a commotion breaking out. I local redneck who was drunk was denied access and was throwing a fit. My friend (is black) was taking insult after insult from this drunk redneck and his butt ugly redneck woman. Out of nowhere the redneck pulls out a large knife and buries it into my friends thigh! I ran outside and literally flew from the steps macking direct contact with the redneck. We hit the concrete, I was on top and the jerkwad made a nice skid mark. Several other people came out to help.
   I got up and went to help my friend who was bleeding really bad, the ambulance came and took care of him. The knife just missed his main artery, pretty close call.  My friend quit bouncing after that, said it was not Worth the small pay check.

[evandatp]

Nope.  I wasn't drunk and I wasn't even talking to anyone when the monkey came up to me, and he just pushed me out.

You have to return the challenge appropriately.

One front double bi followed up with a most muscular would have been the end of it.

[SAMSON123]

this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly.  I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off.  He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly.  He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course).  I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.

the end.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NOW TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!!!!

There is an old saying about the TRUTH versus the TALE and when the TRUTH doesn't match the FACTS a TALE is told.

That being...do you now want to tell us WHAT REALLY HAPPENED??? As it stands I can surmise that you had your WHITE DRUNK DUMB ASS thoroughly beat at this bar by this BLACK bouncer or patron. But to save face you bring your TALE to this board hoping to impress us readers over your manliness and bravery at tearing a Black Bouncers Shirt....OOOOOOOH I am about to cum in my shorts over that one.

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

About how long do you think it will be before your swollen lip, eye recedes? And how much will it cost you to replace those knocked out front teeth ? HAHAHAHAAHAHa HILARIOUS

[Ursus]

I am gonna be a dork.

Rule one...disarm them. If they are holding a glass/bottle get rid of it and as fast as you can. If they dont wanna give you it or put it down you need to take them out and quick.

Aggressive people can also be verballly disarmed...hand up to aggressors face leaning back yourself saying "hey buddy i dont want any trouble"...in the meantime your weight is loaded on back leg ready to smack the mutherfucker and he cant see it cos ur open palm is in his face...this looks sublissive but actually a hidden attack...

I only read half the forst page of this thread need to read the rest lol First night i worked on doors a girl glassed her b/f...nasty

Also recently had to hold a girls arm tight for 25mins, she had an arterial bleed, no one knew what to do and blood was squirting 8" out of her arm. She collapsed, faitined vomitted and at one stage i think stopped breathing. Very shocking to see

[nzmusclemonster]

I am gonna be a dork.

Rule one...disarm them. If they are holding a glass/bottle get rid of it and as fast as you can. If they dont wanna give you it or put it down you need to take them out and quick.

Aggressive people can also be verballly disarmed...hand up to aggressors face leaning back yourself saying "hey buddy i dont want any trouble"...in the meantime your weight is loaded on back leg ready to smack the mutherfucker and he cant see it cos ur open palm is in his face...this looks sublissive but actually a hidden attack...

I only read half the forst page of this thread need to read the rest lol First night i worked on doors a girl glassed her b/f...nasty

Also recently had to hold a girls arm tight for 25mins, she had an arterial bleed, no one knew what to do and blood was squirting 8" out of her arm. She collapsed, faitined vomitted and at one stage i think stopped breathing. Very shocking to see

Did you pull up her skirt and look at her vagina while she was passed out?