Bro, there are some bad dudes on the internets.
When not browsing the internets I am used as a government assassin. I have also done freelance mercenary work in Angola and central Africa. I am more lethal to human beings than Steven Seagal.
When not undertaking life threatening work that involves me killing people and being a tough-as-nails type guy..I like to kick back and look at guys in G-strings and assess their weak points and aesthetic strengths.
But be under no illusions, I am a dangerous and seriously tough mofo. I cannot walk down the street without picking up and body slamming random scuzzballs into the pavement.