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Nobody told me Van Damme posted on the boards?
« on: November 27, 2008, 06:48:20 AM »
I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.

One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).

What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)

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Re: Nobody told me Van Damme posted on the boards?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2008, 06:51:49 AM »
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Bro, there are some bad dudes on the internets.

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Re: Nobody told me Van Damme posted on the boards?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2008, 07:17:23 AM »
Bro, there are some bad dudes on the internets.

 When not browsing the internets I am used as a government assassin.  I have also done freelance mercenary work in Angola and central Africa. I am more lethal to human beings than Steven Seagal.

When not undertaking life threatening work that involves me killing people and being a tough-as-nails type guy..I like to kick back and look at guys in G-strings and assess their weak points and aesthetic strengths.

But be under no illusions, I am a dangerous and seriously tough mofo. I cannot walk down the street without picking up and body slamming random scuzzballs into the pavement.
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Re: Nobody told me Van Damme posted on the boards?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 07:20:48 AM »
Sweep aside all the macho posturing and read between the lines.  What's he really saying? 

Went to a club, picked up a guy.  There ya go.

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Re: Nobody told me Van Damme posted on the boards?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2008, 07:26:44 AM »
::)  Oh brother, another keyboard warrior wearing his tapout shirt

aahahahahha, where is that from??


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