hahahhaa, oh brother, i'll bet you could hear the bones rattling when they all sat down. ![Roll Eyes ::)](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/rolleyes.gif)
david, could it be that you like fat women because you don't feel as intimidated when they see your corpulent persian body?
i have a feeling your love for over-weight women, in your mind, excuses your own slovenly appearance.
keep up the good work, champ.