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Re: HAHahah guru tit with rubber bands get owned
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 09:17:12 AM »
hahahahha,

what a little twat getting owned

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Re: HAHahah guru tit with rubber bands get owned
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 09:17:31 AM »
Wow, why do they even let these vids get out?

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Re: HAHahah guru tit with rubber bands get owned
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 09:33:09 AM »
imagine his wife or girl in the other room watching this little faggy Tit thinking he's some Arnold all the while doing the same shit 70+woman would be doing in excercise class at the retirement home ;D


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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 09:46:54 AM »
That's Grandmaster Ted Gambordella.  He is a guru however he would problably whip everyone's ass on this site.

He is:
9th Degree Black Belt
41 Years teaching experience
World Martial Arts Hall of Fame 1998
Grandmaster Instructor of the Year 2000
International Weapons Master Instructor of Year 2001
Martial Arts Weapons Hall of Fame 2001
World Head of Family Sokeship Council 1999
Martial Art Legends Hall of Fame 2001
Martial Arts Masters Hall of Fame 2002
World Black Belt Hall of Fame 2003
3 Times US Karate Sparring Champion
2 Times US Karate Weapons Champion


Given that fact, I don't really like him that much as he's also responsible for "Black Belt in a Box" product which has gotten a lot of people killed because they thought that a karate chop could beat a handgun.... ::).  He has been parodied by Saturday Night Live for many years

www.blackbeltinabox
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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 09:51:09 AM »
That's Grandmaster Ted Gambordella.  He is a guru however he would problably whip everyone's ass on this site.

He is:
9th Degree Black Belt
41 Years teaching experience
World Martial Arts Hall of Fame 1998
Grandmaster Instructor of the Year 2000
International Weapons Master Instructor of Year 2001
Martial Arts Weapons Hall of Fame 2001
World Head of Family Sokeship Council 1999
Martial Art Legends Hall of Fame 2001
Martial Arts Masters Hall of Fame 2002
World Black Belt Hall of Fame 2003
3 Times US Karate Sparring Champion
2 Times US Karate Weapons Champion


Given that fact, I don't really like him that much as he's also responsible for "Black Belt in a Box" product which has gotten a lot of people killed because they thought that a karate chop could beat a handgun.... ::).  He has been parodied by Saturday Night Live for many years

www.blackbeltinabox

fedor would still kill him within 30 sec.

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 09:52:04 AM »
That's Grandmaster Ted Gambordella.  He is a guru however he would problably whip everyone's ass on this site.

He is:
9th Degree Black Belt
41 Years teaching experience
World Martial Arts Hall of Fame 1998
Grandmaster Instructor of the Year 2000
International Weapons Master Instructor of Year 2001
Martial Arts Weapons Hall of Fame 2001
World Head of Family Sokeship Council 1999
Martial Art Legends Hall of Fame 2001
Martial Arts Masters Hall of Fame 2002
World Black Belt Hall of Fame 2003
3 Times US Karate Sparring Champion
2 Times US Karate Weapons Champion


Given that fact, I don't really like him that much as he's also responsible for "Black Belt in a Box" product which has gotten a lot of people killed because they thought that a karate chop could beat a handgun.... ::).  He has been parodied by Saturday Night Live for many years

www.blackbeltinabox
good thing he doesnt have to fight rubber bands in matchs ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 11:19:55 AM »
Shows what a waste of time "karate" is.  If he was a real badass, he would have saw that coming, blocked it and then put the tube in a rear naked choke...we cagefighters know this shit.

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2008, 11:22:17 AM »
Shows what a waste of time "karate" is.  If he was a real badass, he would have saw that coming, blocked it and then put the tube in a rear naked choke...we cagefighters know this shit.

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2008, 03:51:12 PM »


Given that fact, I don't really like him that much as he's also responsible for "Black Belt in a Box" product which has gotten a lot of people killed because they thought that a karate chop could beat a handgun.... ::).  He has been parodied by Saturday Night Live for many years

www.blackbeltinabox

My guess is he is losing sleep over this fact.

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 01:25:53 AM »
5,000,000 sit ups built these abs.  ::)


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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 01:30:01 AM »
5,000,000 sit ups built these abs.  ::)


Lol.  The ones where he's crunching down are classic!

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2008, 07:34:58 AM »
5,000,000 sit ups built these abs.  ::)



Maybe he should focus on fixing that gyno instead.

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2008, 12:22:13 PM »
ouch, use  free weights.

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2008, 12:22:42 PM »

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2008, 12:39:58 PM »
fedor would still kill him within 30 sec.



Only if Fedor had the flu, a hangover, and had been up for 48 hours straight.  Otherwise, Fedor kills him in 6 seconds.
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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2008, 04:17:56 PM »
That's Grandmaster Ted Gambordella.  He is a guru however he would problably whip everyone's ass on this site.

He is:
9th Degree Black Belt
41 Years teaching experience
World Martial Arts Hall of Fame 1998
Grandmaster Instructor of the Year 2000
International Weapons Master Instructor of Year 2001
Martial Arts Weapons Hall of Fame 2001
World Head of Family Sokeship Council 1999
Martial Art Legends Hall of Fame 2001
Martial Arts Masters Hall of Fame 2002
World Black Belt Hall of Fame 2003
3 Times US Karate Sparring Champion
2 Times US Karate Weapons Champion
1 Time Stupid idiot for trying to do something  dumb on the internet


Given that fact, I don't really like him that much as he's also responsible for "Black Belt in a Box" product which has gotten a lot of people killed because they thought that a karate chop could beat a handgun.... ::).  He has been parodied by Saturday Night Live for many years

www.blackbeltinabox

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Re: Guru working out with rubber bands fails
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2008, 04:20:43 PM »
5,000,000 sit ups built these abs.  ::)



In that second picture he has a pretty good physique