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Yesterday my gym was closed...
« on: November 28, 2008, 01:12:28 PM »
I was going to leave my trianing gear in gym before my driving lesson.

As i walked to the bottom of the stairs i smelt a foul smell and heard water running forming a puddle. I paused briefly looking at it.

Then teh motherfucking electric box exploded with the loudest crack ever into a giant fireball right infornt of my eyes sparks everywhere. I literally jumped 10 feet back into the street and was shocked for a second. Smoke bellowed out into the street I then foned upstairs to tell him what had happened.

He said he knew LOL WTF

Anyway i never got to train yesterday, was a terrible inconvenience. Today i done a shoulder and back hybrid training session. I am very tired now.

The End

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 01:28:01 PM »
Lesson learned....


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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 01:32:59 PM »
I was going to leave my trianing gear in gym before my driving lesson.

As i walked to the bottom of the stairs i smelt a foul smell and heard water running forming a puddle. I paused briefly looking at it.

Then teh motherfucking electric box exploded with the loudest crack ever into a giant fireball right infornt of my eyes sparks everywhere. I literally jumped 10 feet back into the street and was shocked for a second. Smoke bellowed out into the street I then foned upstairs to tell him what had happened.

He said he knew LOL WTF

Anyway i never got to train yesterday, was a terrible inconvenience. Today i done a shoulder and back hybrid training session. I am very tired now.

The End


So the cliff notes on this basically...

*That you sharted when you're outside of the gym.
*The gym was closed.
*You had to walk back home with sprayed underwear.

Did I miss anything?
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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 01:35:23 PM »
Thats about right hedge LOL

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 02:23:32 PM »
Thats about right hedge LOL

how about an update on the chick at work?

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 02:36:05 PM »
How many shits did you take today?How many hours did you sleep last night?What emotions are you feeling?

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 02:39:56 PM »
1 shit, i think i got around 6 and a half hours sleep. I am feeling tired and pensive. If you dont like my thread stay out of it...in fact...get out of it.

how about an update on the chick at work?

Working with her tonight very briefly had a bitta craic...was busy enough so i couldnt chat.

Absolute stunner blonde in my work too. 18. Hot with a sexy accent

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 02:40:44 PM »
Driving lesson? I thought you were a grown man Goudy? How old are you?
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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 02:41:29 PM »
i hate it when i go to the gym to find out its closed, it makes me so fucking angry that i could grab the throat of the first the best person i see on the street.

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 02:42:04 PM »
22.

I never needed to know how to drive and i was lazy and wasted money on stupid things and wish i had of started earlier...but i am doing it now and desperate to pass.

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2008, 02:43:06 PM »
Working with her tonight very briefly had a bitta craic...was busy enough so i couldnt chat.

Absolute stunner blonde in my work too. 18. Hot with a sexy accent

please keep us updated on this most important item.

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2008, 02:46:07 PM »
How many shits did you take today?How many hours did you sleep last night?What emotions are you feeling?

I must know this or my life will not be complete.

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2008, 02:47:23 PM »
I was going to leave my trianing gear in gym before my driving lesson.

As i walked to the bottom of the stairs i smelt a foul smell and heard water running forming a puddle. I paused briefly looking at it.

Then teh motherfucking electric box exploded with the loudest crack ever into a giant fireball right infornt of my eyes sparks everywhere. I literally jumped 10 feet back into the street and was shocked for a second. Smoke bellowed out into the street I then foned upstairs to tell him what had happened.

He said he knew LOL WTF

Anyway i never got to train yesterday, was a terrible inconvenience. Today i done a shoulder and back hybrid training session. I am very tired now.

The End


basically you have been "FAIL-CONNED" into thinking it was a mere coincidence.

a fireball exploding in your face is an ancient ritual lesson of dragon fire/hell fire/lucifer signs of warnings to get you on the right track
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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2008, 02:50:02 PM »
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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2008, 02:50:09 PM »
with all due respect goudy but if she is 18 then you should have no problem closing the deal EVEN IF she works with you

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2008, 02:51:59 PM »
seriously my work is full of hotties...i feel like a dog with 2 dicks sometimes lol

All nice girls too...

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2008, 02:52:55 PM »
goudy arent you that geek with glasses? no wonder you didnt tap that ass yet then.....

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2008, 02:54:55 PM »
yes, yes i am

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2008, 03:19:01 PM »

basically you have been \"FAIL-CONNED\" into thinking it was a mere coincidence.

a fireball exploding in your face is an ancient ritual lesson of dragon fire/hell fire/lucifer signs of warnings to get you on the right track
I can confirm this is indeed a sign that you should forgo all dealings with Rome.
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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2008, 03:25:21 PM »
Have you checked the ian paisley website.

The message board..

People are logging on with names like

Chucky R. La, (tiocfaidh ar la) and asking questions and taking the piss and the Paisleyites dont catch on...this has been going on for such a long time. Silly idiots

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2008, 03:27:28 PM »
Have you checked the ian paisley website.

The message board..

People are logging on with names like

Chucky R. La, (tiocfaidh ar la) and asking questions and taking the piss and the Paisleyites dont catch on...this has been going on for such a long time. Silly idiots

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I hate the State.

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2008, 03:27:33 PM »

Chucky R. La, (tiocfaidh ar la) and asking questions and taking the piss and the Paisleyites dont catch on...this has been going on for such a long time. Silly idiots

Goudy, WTF language are you speaking, or are you just drunk?

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2008, 03:31:37 PM »
Goudy, WTF language are you speaking, or are you just drunk?

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2008, 03:33:57 PM »
LOL @ are you drunk.

Tiocfaidh ar la...that is gaelic for 'our day will come'

Ian Paisley is a fat delusional politician who for years make ridiculous claims and promises yet when it came to him losing his paycheck he sold all his supporters down the river.

He is a free presbyterian minister who is basically the cause for the troubles in the north or ireland. The reason why no one killed him was that he would have been made a martyr and that would be a travesty. He is in ill health and will die soon i think.

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Re: Yesterday my gym was closed...
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2008, 03:34:08 PM »