I feel so badly, I'm ordering him two tubs as we speak. 
Are you asking me on a date 
WAIT, don't buy it yet. I eat so much god damn food I won't eat it, so don't buy it. Just trying to save your wallet, friend. I'll tell you this much, don't even buy a fucking protein supplement. Just get it from your food and save your wallet.

By the way, I have sources that indicate that At Large will make your ass explode.
Put the money towards celebration night when you gain your first 1 ounce of muscle in decades, chaos.