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Alex23

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Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« on: November 28, 2008, 06:04:50 PM »
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 06:11:07 PM »
Quote from: snx on November 28, 2008, 06:09:21 PM
That is a savage owning. He will not recover.

HAHAHAH there's no way that tool ever will.. scarred for life..
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 06:12:25 PM »
LOL. Well, he was polite enough to draw the curtains before his fap session. Classy all the way! 
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 06:15:28 PM »
i never know whether to believe that these things are real or not
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 06:18:11 PM »
wtf is he doing while masturbating...fingering his own asshole ????
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 06:18:15 PM »
HAAHHAHAHAAH!!!  He was sucking on his own fingers, quite epic...  ;D
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 06:20:01 PM »
the whole "sucking fingers" thing is way more embarrassing than getting caught whacking off

everyone whacks off but that is the only dude who does that finger thing
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 06:21:50 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on November 28, 2008, 06:20:01 PM
the whole "sucking fingers" thing is way more embarrassing than getting caught whacking off

everyone whacks off but that is the only dude who does that finger thing
why would he be embarrased about what makes him happy

your lips become super sensitive when sexually aroused.

why do you think kissing is pleasurable



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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 06:23:06 PM »
Quote from: snx on November 28, 2008, 06:16:31 PM
Honestly -- where will he ever find work? Who would hire him? This follows you around til you're dead or move to another continent where there's no internet. I'm sure his parents are proud.

His reaction at first ("that's sick"), was a little strange, though. Like he was thinking he might try to pass it off as not being him. But then he realizes he's been had, and goes bezerk.

Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this....LOL




HAHAHAHA!!! exactly!!!!!

I recently opened 3 reqs to hire 3 engineers... on the HR form application, a sections showed "do you have any youtube / myspace / facebook content that could be compromising as a general rule"....

That tool would've to check "yes" ;D


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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 06:23:38 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on November 28, 2008, 06:21:50 PM


why do you think kissing is pleasurable





cuz if i'm kissing someone it usually means that i'm a couple of minutes/drinks away from crossing home plate </douchebag comment>
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2008, 06:25:00 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on November 28, 2008, 06:23:38 PM
cuz if i'm kissing someone it usually means that i'm a couple of minutes/drinks away from crossing home plate </douchebag comment>
lol yeah true
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2008, 06:27:07 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on November 28, 2008, 06:21:50 PM
why would he be embarrased about what makes him happy

Being with a child makes a pedo happy, but they sure don't seem like they are proud when they get caught by Chris Hansen do they?

And yeah, no straight guy would ever suck his own finger and tickle his prostrate when beating off. If he does, he's one of you guys.
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2008, 06:27:18 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on November 28, 2008, 06:21:50 PM
why would he be embarrased about what makes him happy

your lips become super sensitive when sexually aroused.

why do you think kissing is pleasurable



HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA HAHHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you can't be serious
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2008, 06:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on November 28, 2008, 06:27:18 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA HAHHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you can't be serious

Alex, are you saying Tbombz does the same thing except he uses his whole arm and goes elbow deep rather than just a finger like the guy in the video?
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2008, 06:29:49 PM »
Quote from: snx on November 28, 2008, 06:28:08 PM
I honestly don't understand why people have a Myspace page. That stuff is personal, and you know your employer (or potential employer) is going to check it out. It wouldn't take much to turn an employer off. A curse word...a strange pic...anything. Maybe it's just a pic of you having a beer with friends, but they see that, and all of a sudden, the employer tells HR "don't hire him -- he's got a drinking problem".

Why put your life on display to let people take advantage of you? The ultimate in vanity trumping common sense and reason.


simple answer

THERE IS ALOT OF PUSSY ON MYSPACE
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2008, 06:30:06 PM »
why do you think biting your lip is a signal of sexual arousal ?
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2008, 06:30:47 PM »
That shit is fake as fuck. The dude is realy going to try anf fight someone he works for?
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2008, 06:31:04 PM »
Quote from: snx on November 28, 2008, 06:28:08 PM
I honestly don't understand why people have a Myspace page. That stuff is personal, and you know your employer (or potential employer) is going to check it out. It wouldn't take much to turn an employer off. A curse word...a strange pic...anything. Maybe it's just a pic of you having a beer with friends, but they see that, and all of a sudden, the employer tells HR "don't hire him -- he's got a drinking problem".

Why put your life on display to let people take advantage of you? The ultimate in vanity trumping common sense and reason.


at least dont use your real name if you're going to post stupid pics of you on the internet...
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2008, 06:32:37 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on November 28, 2008, 06:30:06 PM
why do you think biting your lip is a signal of sexual arousal ?
Are you telling us that you enjoy biting your lip as your boyfriend pounds your anus into oblivion, "tbombz?"  :o
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2008, 06:33:31 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on November 28, 2008, 06:30:06 PM
why do you think biting your lip is a signal of sexual arousal ?

Why ask that when you bite the pillow?
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2008, 06:34:16 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on November 28, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
Alex, are you saying Tbombz does the same thing except he uses his whole arm and goes elbow deep rather than just a finger like the guy in the video?

HAHAHAHAH!!! I'm saying that "Tbombz" could easily handle a fat Louiville and enjoy it even more if it's signed by the whole MLB... and wouldn't be upset getting "caught"...

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!



Missed you kiwibro ;D


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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2008, 06:35:09 PM »
lmao yeah exactly
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2008, 06:35:28 PM »
Quote from: snx on November 28, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
Still don't get it. Men and women have hooked up since the dawn of time without a myspace page. Why do men need one now? Women are everywhere. Go talk to them. Who needs an internet site to find a girlfriend?

imho, you should persue every avenue to get laid

going out and meeting a girl, in person, still trumps myspace et al BUT myspace is an avenue that has become afforded to us because of the change in the social climate-it's not only for nerds/hipsters


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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2008, 06:35:42 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on November 28, 2008, 06:34:16 PM
HAHAHAHAH!!! I'm saying that "Tbombz" could easily handle a fat Louiville and enjoy it even more if it's signe by the whole PBA... and wouldn't be upset getting "caught"...

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!
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Re: Another "Self Proclaimed" "Internet Celebrity" (not adonis)
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2008, 06:40:50 PM »
Obviously this is fake. The dude doing the intro is Deaner from FUBAR. He's a Canadian actor.
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