Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a teen or 20 something lifter, but you'd have to duct tape several dead cats together nose to tail and walk around town for quite a few hours, swinging them around the whole time hitting people left and right, BAM dead cat BIFF SLAM, hoping the duct tape doesn't break loose and send one sailing through the air, and after several hours you might hit a 54 year old serious lifter. Happy birthday.