Dexter Jackson vs Michael Phelps

[johnnynoname]

Which one would you rather have pound you, "johnnynoname?"

neither












I'm a top

[Option D]

one can move hundreds of pounds for reps, while the other would struggle with 115 on bench...


one has tons of muscles and, symetrical body and a 8 pack...the other looks like a basketball player out of the holocaust...


 

let em know..

one is a strong beast...the other one is hungry

[madmax]

They are both individuals who pursued their passions and both achieved the highest acolade their professions can offer them.
Thats more than anyone on this fucking board has accomplished. Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own life instead of trying to tear others down.

[Jeffro]

They are both individuals who pursued their passions and both acieved the highest acolade their professions can offer them.
Thats more than anyone on this fucking board has accomplished. Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own life instead of trying to tear others down.

Calm down, studly "madmax," it ain't that serious.

[Tre]

They are both individuals who pursued their passions and both acieved the highest acolade their professions can offer them.
Thats more than anyone on this fucking board has accomplished.

I agree that it's difficult to reach the top of your profession.

But thankfully, I'm the highest-rated schmoe in the world.   

[Method101]

one can move hundreds of pounds for reps, while the other would struggle with 115 on bench...

 

ive never seen a video of dexter bench pressing anything over 225 

[ManBearPig...]

Dexter Jackson is 3 times the athlete "Michael" is.  Ha ha, Michael's such an unknown geek compared to Dexter. 

[Tre]

Dexter Jackson is 3 times the athlete "Michael" is.  Ha ha, Michael's such an unknown geek compared to Dexter. 

I cannot wait to see Dexter on 60 Minutes.

Maybe Anderson Cooper will challenge him to a posedown.

[bigbalddaddy]

Phelps can get quality young chicks because he's tall, loaded with money and white...the turtle is stuck with wannabe ho's or strippers who are still in the 80's who dig the juicer look with tight shirts and fanny packs

[ManBearPig...]

I cannot wait to see Dexter on 60 Minutes.

Maybe Anderson Cooper will challenge him to a posedown.

lol.

A.C. : "tell us, Dex...mind if i call you Dex?  So, Dex, what does a day in the life of Dex consist of?"
Dex: "yeah"
A.C. : "excuse me?"
Dex: "y'all wanna see my flat screen TV?"
A.C. : "not really"
Dex: "yeah"

[d0nny2600]

lol.

A.C. : "tell us, Dex...mind if i call you Dex?  So, Dex, what does a day in the life of Dex consist of?"
Dex: "yeah"
A.C. : "excuse me?"
Dex: "y'all wanna see my flat screen TV?"
A.C. : "not really"
Dex: "yeah"

LMFAO

[Parker]

Phelps just recently swam laps for money given to him by a guy....Hmmm, G 4...?

[alnassak]

One has Big Flat nose the other has pointed nose 

[Rome]

Discuss.

Oil vs water.
Discuss 

[Tre]

Oil vs water.
Discuss 

Water's on top right now, but oil will dominate again.  Soon.

Eventually, however, the world's major battles will be waged over water.  I just hope that's not in my lifetime.

[J Grey]

they both are male "butterfaces"

you're pretty ugly yourself stud

[D-bol]

-- one uses steroids the other doesn't

WRONG!!!

[SAMSON123]

Discuss.

...ONE IS COCK DIESEL WHILE THE OTHER IS A SPECIAL EDUCATION RETARD...
...One won medals for swimming with shorts that were WAAAAAy too small the other won medals for posing and coming to
   the contest ripped and muscular
...One is on the cover of various muscle magazines the other is on the cover of swimming and ADHD magazines
...One takes pills to get cut and ripped the other takes pills to keep his SANITY...
HELL...THEY ARE JUST ALIKE...

[Karl Kox]

-- one lifts weights the other doesn't
-- one is short the other is tall
-- one doesn't know how to swim but the other one does
-- one didn't know his father but the other one did
-- one is black and the other is white
-- one uses steroids the other doesn't
-- one looks like a turtle the other doesn't


is that good enough?

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