Thatīs a weird name, Author.
He has eyes like a hoot owl...one looking east and one looking west....very Marty Feldman.
maybe he is chasing... something.
Well, he can just be glad that his middle name is "L" and not "Dia"
arms and delts full of oil. looks like dead skin.
If that was the case, he would have been affilialated with "at large nutrition".
I think he'd be a little more credible if he didn't throw down a 25lb curl bar after an intense set of 5 yelling "FUCK YEAH"!