Author Topic: what would you do? (Read 4506 times)

El_Pajero · « **on:** December 02, 2008, 02:12:48 PM »

another situation i experienced, i wont tell you how i reacted but it was the el pajero way!!!

i was doing some chinups with a bar attached to the ceiling, after one set i walk away from the bar to stretch a little bit. then this guy suddenly appears with 2 dumbbells to do some dumbbell curls EXACTLY BELOW THE CHIN UP BAR!!

so i wait till he finishes his set (im a nice quiet gentleman) and say i was training there with the chinnup bar and while i say that i point at the bar. he looks at me, doesnt say anything, shrugs and continues his workout!!

what would you do?!?!

i have to say it was a big guy, he was 6'3 and at leats 270lbs

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:19:05 PM »

You should have went for a guillotine choke, no hesitation. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

I can already feel the blood rushing to my head as I'm reading this.

Permabulker · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:21:40 PM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on December 02, 2008, 02:19:05 PM

You should have went for a guillotine choke, no hesitation. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

I can already feel the blood rushing to my head as I'm reading this.

He covered part of it.

Of course grabbing his throat would be the next option followed by seeing the look of fear in his eyes. Im assuming he appoligized immediatly after and is now on the back of a milk carton?

El_Pajero · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:22:50 PM »

you guys are close close, yes i flew at his throath but what happened next?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:23:38 PM »

I would suplex, put him in the camel clutch, break his back AND THEN FUCK HIS ASS. MAKE HIM HUMBLE

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:24:23 PM »

Quote from: El_Pajero on December 02, 2008, 02:22:50 PM

you guys are close close, yes i flew at his throath but what happened next?

A quick thumb to the eye followed by a knee to the groin?

dan18 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:24:52 PM »

Quote from: El_Pajero on December 02, 2008, 02:22:50 PM

you guys are close close, yes i flew at his throath but what happened next?

you pulled down his shorts swollowed his meat and he gave you his cream sauce..

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:25:12 PM »

Did you fishhook him?

Permabulker · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:25:20 PM »

Quote from: El_Pajero on December 02, 2008, 02:22:50 PM

you guys are close close, yes i flew at his throath but what happened next?

He kicked your ass?

Permabulker · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:26:14 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 02, 2008, 02:24:52 PM

you pulled down his shorts swollowed his meat and he gave you his cream sauce..

Hahahhahhahaahahahahahah ah

Oh Shit! That caught me... Im :'(ing...

dan18 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:26:28 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 02, 2008, 02:23:38 PM

I would suplex, put him in the camel clutch, break his back AND THEN FUCK HIS ASS. MAKE HIM HUMBLE

dude please exit this forum now.......we all make jokes but I'm sure you meant this..

benchmstr · « **Reply #11 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:26:48 PM »

bench

johnnynoname · « **Reply #12 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:28:21 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 02, 2008, 02:26:28 PM

dude please exit this forum now.......we all make jokes but I'm sure you meant this..

Man of Steel · « **Reply #13 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:28:24 PM »

Since I don't own the gym and the floor space isn't mine, I just say "excuse me" and continue working.

Permabulker · « **Reply #14 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:29:11 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 02, 2008, 02:26:48 PM

bench

Bench?

What did you say happend? Did you fuck his wife?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #15 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:30:03 PM »

benchmstr · « **Reply #16 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:30:27 PM »

Quote from: Permabulker on December 02, 2008, 02:29:11 PM

Bench?

What did you say happend? Did you fuck his wife?

not today, i had to hang up christmas lights

bench

swilkins1984 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:31:30 PM »

Quote from: El_Pajero on December 02, 2008, 02:12:48 PM

another situation i experienced, i wont tell you how i reacted but it was the el pajero way!!!

i was doing some chinups with a bar attached to the ceiling, after one set i walk away from the bar to stretch a little bit. then this guy suddenly appears with 2 dumbbells to do some dumbbell curls EXACTLY BELOW THE CHIN UP BAR!!

so i wait till he finishes his set (im a nice quiet gentleman) and say i was training there with the chinnup bar and while i say that i point at the bar. he looks at me, doesnt say anything, shrugs and continues his workout!!

what would you do?!?!

i have to say it was a big guy, he was 6'3 and at leats 270lbs

Go get your shinebox

benchmstr · « **Reply #18 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:31:39 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on December 02, 2008, 02:30:03 PM

hahahaha that shit is funny, i bet that dear has the "roid rage".

bench

Permabulker · « **Reply #19 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:31:58 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 02, 2008, 02:30:27 PM

not today, i had to hang up christmas lights

bench

I had to do that last weekend..... I think I will piss off the homeowners association by leaving them up for next year...

dan18 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on December 02, 2008, 02:28:24 PM

Since I don't own the gym and the floor space isn't mine, I just say "excuse me" and continue working.

best post right there real men dont need to scream and shout like a bitch...if theres something thats what the parking lot is for....

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #21 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:32:56 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 02, 2008, 02:31:39 PM

hahahaha that shit is funny, i bet that dear has the "roid rage".

bench

Everytime I watch it, I laugh. The turd had sprayed doe scent on himself and his wife was the one videoing it. hahaha Owned by a deer.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #22 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:34:17 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 02, 2008, 02:32:55 PM

best post right there real men dont need to scream and shout like a bitch...if theres something thats what the parking lot is for....

Besides, no one gets in my way anyways.

El_Pajero · « **Reply #23 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:34:40 PM »

anyway this is what happened.
i walked towards this guy and push him away, he falls a couple of meters further on the ground, he gets up and walks towards me so i think: alrighty then, finally someone who dares to fight me

then suddenly his younger fillipine wife starts screaming yes get him piet get him!! (his name was piet) so as hard as i could i kick this guy in his groins, he falls down immediately because of the pain and then i came to him putting my hand around his throat and squeezed. yes its funny because permabulker thinks its a joke, but yes i saw the fear in his eyes. anyway while i was doing this his yellow little wife came running at me screaming something in japanese i dont know, and i kick her knee!!! i heard a crack so i thought i seriously damaged her!!! i thought this is no good... el pajero doesnt want to go to jail so i left hte building and went home. i didnt even pay the gymowner the 5 euros for the training

Permabulker · « **Reply #24 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:46:33 PM »

Quote from: El_Pajero on December 02, 2008, 02:34:40 PM

anyway this is what happened.
i walked towards this guy and push him away, he falls a couple of meters further on the ground, he gets up and walks towards me so i think: alrighty then, finally someone who dares to fight me then suddenly his younger fillipine wife starts screaming yes get him piet get him!! (his name was piet) so as hard as i could i kick this guy in his groins, he falls down immediately because of the pain and then i came to him putting my hand around his throat and squeezed. yes its funny because permabulker thinks its a joke, but yes i saw the fear in his eyes. anyway while i was doing this his yellow little wife came running at me screaming something in japanese i dont know, and i kick her knee!!! i heard a crack so i thought i seriously damaged her!!! i thought this is no good... el pajero doesnt want to go to jail so i left hte building and went home. i didnt even pay the gymowner the 5 euros for the training

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