Think I have to stop goin to the gym.

[Man of Steel]

Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

[bigmc]

Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

mos is legendary in gyms everywhere 

maybe you should curl your bath

[The Showstoppa]

Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

MOS, I feel your pain.  Just wear a shirt with a wolf, dragon or something and it tends to repel the ladies.

[mass 04]

True bro. My demolition delts, steel chord pecs, titanic tris, and dinosaur legs get me many admiring glances around town. I drive a 1992 Daewoo though, so it's all for not.

[QuakerOats]

Man of Steel is a human forklift who bruises so many cervix's that he could keep a gynecologists office full for a year.

[johnnynoname]

Just got hit on at the carwash.  I tell ya, these guns are like crack to the ladies.   What makes it worse is that each time I train its like I'm puttin fresh bullets in em....so most of the time I'm walkin around with loaded weapons.....it's a hardship.


Fortunately I'm ugly as fvck so it helps counterbalance everything. 

preaching to the choir...
...except replace "ladies" with "old queens"

[D_1000]

Just got hit on at the carwash. 

What did you tell him?

[Bluto]

MOS is so big he use the carwash after the gym instead of the showers

[CalvinH]

MOS is so big he use the carwash after the gym instead of the showers

I just hope he uses the self-serve.it would be kinda weird with a bunch of illegals scrubbing him up before and wiping him down after.

[Bluto]

I just hope he uses the self-serve.it would be kinda weird with a bunch of illegals scrubbing him up before and wiping him down after.

thats the best part

[Bossa]

MOS get more red snapper than Captain John

[mass 04]

MOS gets more beaver than Minnesota.

[Canadian_Muscle]

As Leroy said to Dorian, "LOAD THEM MAGAZINES!"

[CalvinH]

MOS gets more beaver than Minnesota.

That would Oregon

[mass 04]

That would Oregon

Oh, you're a zoologist now Calvin?

[Mars]

mos has so big arms hes disabled.

[Bossa]

mos has so big arms hes disabled.

Yes Mars...its a little known fact that half of the solar eclipses that happen are actuall MOS hitting a double bicep pose

[CalvinH]

Oh, you're a zoologist now Calvin?

No.going by state nicknames


...something didn't sound right so I googled "The beaver state" 

[Man of Steel]

I just hope he uses the self-serve.it would be kinda weird with a bunch of illegals scrubbing him up before and wiping him down after.

Why weird?

[funk51]

when i go out i get attacked phtsically by girls and women.

[CalvinH]

Why weird?

Hahaha

[The Showstoppa]

when i go out i get attacked phtsically by girls and women.

Oh brother...

[Bossa]

Oh brother...

hahahaha by attacked I think he means verbally abused as in he tries to talk to them and they tell him to fuck off

[QuakerOats]

when i go out i get attacked phtsically by 68 year old top bears and old queens.

really?

[CalvinH]

hahahaha by attacked I think he means verbally abused as in he tries to talk to them and they tell him to fuck off

by attacked he means by being sprayed with pepper spray when he won't stop harassing them.