Indicators That Barack Obama Will Legalize Anabolic Steroids

[BFP]

There is hope for anabolic steroid users that U.S. President-Elect Barack Obama will legalize the non-medical use of steroids shortly after he is inaugurated. Of course, the actual likelihood is slightly greater than “a snowball’s chance in hell,” but one can find indicators (albeit extremely tenuous) to suggest that Obama would support such a change in steroid laws.

(1) Barack Obama thinks the federal government is spending way too much time on anabolic steroids.

The logical solution would be to remove anabolic steroids from the controlled substances list freeing up government resources for the more serious concerns faced by our nation.

    “We’ve got nuclear weapons and a financial meltdown to worry about. We shouldn’t be worrying about steroids as much as I think sometimes we do.”

(2) Barack Obama selected Rahm Emanuel as his White House Chief of Staff.

Rahm Emanuel is the brother of Ari Emanuel. Ari Emanuel is the founder of the Endeavor Agency in Beverly Hills, California. Ari Emanuel’s agency is one of the most powerful of the “big five” entertainment agencies in Hollywood.

Most importantly is the fact that Ari Emanuel is the superagent that represents director Christopher Bell. Chis Bell directed the steroid documentary “Bigger Stronger Faster*” which advocates a rational re-evaluation of anabolic steroids and arguably supports the case for steroid law reform.

Perhaps this will lead to a private White House screening of “Bigger Stronger Faster*”?

(3) Barack Obama has implied that his new Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel actually uses anabolic steroids.

Barack Obama was joking when he made the steroid suggestion at a 2005 Roast of Rahm Emanuel who was then a Democratic Congressman from Illinois. Obama further joked that Emanuel possesses many of the stereotypical characteristics of an anabolic steroid user.

    Rahm is a little intense, he is strong, he is aggressive, he is emotional, he is moody and the Republicans have finally figured out one way to control him: they are going to start steroid testing members.

Furthermore, Rahm Emanuel is nicknamed “Rahmbo” after the Rambo character played by Sylvester Stallone who is an outspoken advocate of anabolic steroid use and proponent of human growth hormone use. “Rahmbo” is also an ultra-competitive athlete who competes in triathlons and marathons.

(4) Finally, screenwriter and alleged steroid user Tyler Perry is producing a biographical movie adaptation of Barack Obama’s life.

Tyler Perry allegedly obtained steroids from chiropractor Michael Diamond at the upscale Manhattan Gym called Clay; Dr. Diamond is said to have received steroids on behalf of celebrities that were prescribed by Gary Brandwein and shipped by Signature Pharmacy. After his name was publicly leaked in the Signature Pharmacy steroid scandal, Perry had dinner with Barack and Michelle Obama and subsequently decided to write a love story about the future President and First Lady.

I’m not sure how, but the possibility that a steroid-fueled Tyler Perry is making a movie about Barack Obama bodes wells for steroid legalization.

    I was just watching him in the debate with Hillary and meeting him and Michelle and having dinner with them. They just inspired this amazing story. It’s a love story with a little political twist but it’s mostly about…it’s called “For the Love of You” and it’s about his love for his woman. It’s going to be amazing.

So, President-Elect Barack Obama thinks the government spends too much time on steroids, selects top adviser whose brother represents a film about steroid use, implies his top adviser uses anabolic steroids, and has dinner with a purported steroid user who is making a movie about Obama.

What does this mean for the future of anabolic steroid law reform? Well, most likely absolutely nothing. But it was fun to examine the interconnectedness between Obama and the steroid issue!

Source please? Sounds exciting.

Jason

[koolie1]

There is hope for anabolic steroid users that U.S. President-Elect Barack Obama will legalize the non-medical use of steroids shortly after he is inaugurated. Of course, the actual likelihood is slightly greater than “a snowball’s chance in hell,” but one can find indicators (albeit extremely tenuous) to suggest that Obama would support such a change in steroid laws.

(1) Barack Obama thinks the federal government is spending way too much time on anabolic steroids.

The logical solution would be to remove anabolic steroids from the controlled substances list freeing up government resources for the more serious concerns faced by our nation.

    “We’ve got nuclear weapons and a financial meltdown to worry about. We shouldn’t be worrying about steroids as much as I think sometimes we do.”

(2) Barack Obama selected Rahm Emanuel as his White House Chief of Staff.

Rahm Emanuel is the brother of Ari Emanuel. Ari Emanuel is the founder of the Endeavor Agency in Beverly Hills, California. Ari Emanuel’s agency is one of the most powerful of the “big five” entertainment agencies in Hollywood.

Most importantly is the fact that Ari Emanuel is the superagent that represents director Christopher Bell. Chis Bell directed the steroid documentary “Bigger Stronger Faster*” which advocates a rational re-evaluation of anabolic steroids and arguably supports the case for steroid law reform.

Perhaps this will lead to a private White House screening of “Bigger Stronger Faster*”?

(3) Barack Obama has implied that his new Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel actually uses anabolic steroids.

Barack Obama was joking when he made the steroid suggestion at a 2005 Roast of Rahm Emanuel who was then a Democratic Congressman from Illinois. Obama further joked that Emanuel possesses many of the stereotypical characteristics of an anabolic steroid user.

    Rahm is a little intense, he is strong, he is aggressive, he is emotional, he is moody and the Republicans have finally figured out one way to control him: they are going to start steroid testing members.

Furthermore, Rahm Emanuel is nicknamed “Rahmbo” after the Rambo character played by Sylvester Stallone who is an outspoken advocate of anabolic steroid use and proponent of human growth hormone use. “Rahmbo” is also an ultra-competitive athlete who competes in triathlons and marathons.

(4) Finally, screenwriter and alleged steroid user Tyler Perry is producing a biographical movie adaptation of Barack Obama’s life.

Tyler Perry allegedly obtained steroids from chiropractor Michael Diamond at the upscale Manhattan Gym called Clay; Dr. Diamond is said to have received steroids on behalf of celebrities that were prescribed by Gary Brandwein and shipped by Signature Pharmacy. After his name was publicly leaked in the Signature Pharmacy steroid scandal, Perry had dinner with Barack and Michelle Obama and subsequently decided to write a love story about the future President and First Lady.

I’m not sure how, but the possibility that a steroid-fueled Tyler Perry is making a movie about Barack Obama bodes wells for steroid legalization.

    I was just watching him in the debate with Hillary and meeting him and Michelle and having dinner with them. They just inspired this amazing story. It’s a love story with a little political twist but it’s mostly about…it’s called “For the Love of You” and it’s about his love for his woman. It’s going to be amazing.

So, President-Elect Barack Obama thinks the government spends too much time on steroids, selects top adviser whose brother represents a film about steroid use, implies his top adviser uses anabolic steroids, and has dinner with a purported steroid user who is making a movie about Obama.

What does this mean for the future of anabolic steroid law reform? Well, most likely absolutely nothing. But it was fun to examine the interconnectedness between Obama and the steroid issue!

Tyler Perry is a steriod user? WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM!?! If hes on steriods, then they must be made by Muscletech - cause he looks like SHIT.

[The Coach]

How is Coach a hypocrite you noob?

[wolfgang187]

Tyler Perry is a steriod user? WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM!?! If hes on steriods, then they must be made by Muscletech - cause he looks like SHIT.

KEEP IT UP YOU'LL BE IN TIME OUT!



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[Alex23]

Great Post Wolfgang. Great analytical lineage.

Obama is focused and intelligent. He will not waste time on pharmaceuticals IMO..

Bush used it as a distraction.

[wolfgang187]

Great Post Wolfgang. Great analytical lineage.

Obama is focused and intelligent. He will not waste time on pharmaceuticals IMO..

Bush used it as a distraction.

why thank you alex!

[musclehedz]

Dangerous times.. thousands of people die because of steroids every single year! Not to mention the roid rage victims.

[Nordic Beast]

Joe BIden was all crusader gung ho going after baseball players for steroid use

he spent millions upon millions upon millions on that crap-------I cant see that administration all of a sudden legalizing it


myself I believe all drugs should be legal but we are far behind some countries on the issue unfortunately

[Alex23]

Joe BIden was all crusader gung ho going after baseball players for steroid use

he spent millions upon millions upon millions on that crap-------I cant see that administration all of a sudden legalizing it


myself I believe all drugs should be legal but we are far behind some countries on the issue unfortunately

True... I wouldn't go as far as they'll "legalize" it but I doubt they will spend the same amount of resources "cracking down" and most likely re-assign...

the whole thing was a distraction created by the Bush admin...

Signature got acquitted.. and so many others.. .

no one cares and everybody loves winners

How's your wife doing bro? baby soon?

[Nordic Beast]

True... I wouldn't go as far as they'll "legalize" it but I doubt they will spend the same amount of resources "cracking down" and most likely re-assign...

the whole thing was a distraction created by the Bush admin...

Signature got acquitted.. and so many others.. .

no one cares and everybody loves winners

How's your wife doing bro? baby soon?

soon soon soon bro-----------woman's got a bigger gut than Kovacs at this point

at least I finally finished the endless housework/improvements------holy shit, its true girls go crazy with that nesting shit

how's married life treating you??-----when are you going to produce a Warlord??


You are spot on with the distraction point. Kinda found it funny and cool that Bush got John Forte (former Fugees member/rapper) pardoned and released from jail-----Bush is just like fuck it at this point...he's probably one funny bastard to get drunk with right now

[LATS]

 the only thing that i can foresee "possibly" happening is obama taking a good hard look at existing drug laws and "decriminalizing" a various few.. making them punishable by fines with no criminal record.. this would actually generate good revenue without infringing on civil rights to a great extent..

[250goal]

Nothing is going to change.  He's a politician and would NEVER make something illegal legal, even if he's black.

[Master Blaster]

Dangerous times.. thousands of people die because of steroids every single year! Not to mention the roid rage victims.

ha ha

top notch

[The Coach]

After todays indictment of the Illinois Gov and Obamas name mentioned 44 times in that indictment and him saying he had no contact with that governor and Rahm Emmanuel saying he was talking to the Governor just weeks before....I think it's safe to say he has MUCH bigger problems than legalizing steriods.

[aglifter]

There's a scene in "Bigger Stronger Faster" (the new documentary by Chris Bell about steroids) where Joe Biden talks about how he hates steroids, back from the congressional hearing.  I don't know how Obama feels but it's clear where Biden stands.

[TBUNZEE]

It will never happen in any of our lifetimes.....