I'm not bald , but I've noticed a strange phenomenon that appears to be taking place in gyms all over the U.S. Here it is.
Phase 1. Guy reads on internet that all the Roid bro's suggest doing a gram of test a week. Guy copies "bro's" cycle and quickly finds his hair receding.
Phase 2. Guy notices, the other tools in the gym have shaved heads, and copies the look himself.
Phase 3. Guy notices the other bald, roided tools have to go out and get the mandatory tribal and barbed wire Arm tats. Guy, driven by the compulsive need to fit in with his chosen social circle, gets the identical tattoos.
A new phase is starting to emerge among these types and it involves the growing of a "Goatee".