I was walking home the other night minding my own business. when 500 cops no doubt intimidated by my shredded glutes jumped me. Needless to say i ripped my own arm off and beat them to death with the wet end. before visiting their homes and fucking their bitches. problem is i have to lay off the weights till my arm(which i stitched back on myself) recovers.
Massive hijacking of a thread..
my story is more believable than yours
It would be more believable if you told us that you were the star of an all male gang bang and 500 blokes dressed as cops got to jizz on your face.
thought we were cool now bro
So no more giving each other grief?
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hahahahhaa, bigmc's story pales in comparison to the huge beast known as "chainsaw", this guy is so huge and intimidating that an entire police force attacked him with an anti aircraft tank and missile launchers.
are you saying that chainsaw might be swapping one female security guard for 100 cops in his story QA