pumpster could've won the mr olympia many times but he just didnt feel like it
i sense great potential for a getbig meme. pumpster facts.
in 1980, pumpster was about to enter the mr olympia and dethrone arnold, but at the last minute got a call from the six-time champion pleading him not to ruin his comeback.
pumpster is the only known man who doesn't use steroids because his body produces to much testosterone that he'd need far too many injections to overcome shutting his own system down.
when abercrombie and fitch was a startup, pumpster asked if he could be a model for their clothing line, but was turned down because, quote, "if we make it to fit you, the sleeves will be twice as big as they need to be."
pumpster was born four months early, because his genetics are so good he was already strong enough to live outside the womb by then. at the nine month mark, pumpster's mother gave birth to a miniature bowflex.
the only time pumpster every lost a bodybuilding competition was in 1993 when his future self came back in a time machine and entered the same contest. when asked why, future pumpster said, "I needed to learn some humility, but since no one on the planet is as developed as me, i had to teach it to myself."
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