2008 Toys for tots...

[Alex23]

yeh they'll make bombs or high jack a plan and crash it into a building because they have not made any advancements in the 150 years, oh yeh here are some great joke about them!  You know what if there are jokes about a race, guess what your an inferior race!


When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire! -joe


What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali! -Bob


What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif! -Josh


Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!


Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner! -O'Donovan


What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map! -O'Donovan


Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!


What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic! -will


Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!


What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a ####?
A turban! -David




Why are camels the submarines of the desert?
They're full of Iraqi semen! -luke

What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.

Post of the day. Well played Wolfgang...

ps, your requested info is coming brother

[wolfgang187]

Post of the day. Well played Wolfgang...

ps, your requested info is coming brother

WHY THANK YOU ALEX IT'S NICE TO SEE THERE ARE SOME FIRST TIER POSTER AROUND STILL  

[TechnoViking]

Kind of a tradition in SoCal... hummer owners get togheter, collect toys and deliver them at Camp Pendleton... 

Alex you should convert your hummer into a clean burning machine simply because you can...Do that, and I will be impressed...

[Alex23]

Alex you should convert your hummer into a clean burning machine simply because you can...Do that, and I will be impressed...

Already done. Mine runs biodiesel and CNG. I get 28-34MPG.

[GetItOnNY]

The idea behind this thread was Alex 23, being a succesful man, was letting everyone know that he took time in his busy schedule to dontate toys to children who are less fortunate.Of course TA, had to pirate the post by bashing his Hummer.
I had good friend of mine who owned a hummer, 2002, and it was a nightmare, he had to put 3-4 motors in it.So I would have to say they arent very dependable.But Alex23 has seemed to have found a way to make them more dependable, and get good gas mileage.With this being said, good for him.Alex is obviously, a very succesful and intelligent man who seems to have done very well for himself.Plus he gives his time, and money to Toys for Tots, something that is very honorable.I dont know why TA is bashing him, over driving a Hummer, when he was doing a good deed? TA, What do you do for a living? How much do you make a year? How big is your house?
Since TA, was attacking Alex, we should find out what TA, true statis, is.Anybody can be a millionaire and drive a Lotus on the internet.Alex has told us how much he makes a year, pics of his house, and even what kind of car he drives.TA, are do you have the same status as Alex23? Do you give to chrities such as Toys for Tots? If your going to bash someone on the internet you better be able to back up all the trash talk

[Alex23]

The idea behind this thread was Alex 23, being a succesful man, was letting everyone know that he took time in his busy schedule to dontate toys to children who are less fortunate.Of course TA, had to pirate the post by bashing his Hummer.
I had good friend of mine who owned a hummer, 2002, and it was a nightmare, he had to put 3-4 motors in it.So I would have to say they arent very dependable.But Alex23 has seemed to have found a way to make them more dependable, and get good gas mileage.With this being said, good for him.Alex is obviously, a very succesful and intelligent man who seems to have done very well for himself.Plus he gives his time, and money to Toys for Tots, something that is very honorable.I dont know why TA is bashing him, over driving a Hummer, when he was doing a good deed? TA, What do you do for a living? How much do you make a year? How big is your house?
Since TA, was attacking Alex, we should find out what TA, true statis, is.Anybody can be a millionaire and drive a Lotus on the internet.Alex has told us how much he makes a year, pics of his house, and even what kind of car he drives.TA, are do you have the same status as Alex23? Do you give to chrities such as Toys for Tots? If your going to bash someone on the internet you better be able to back up all the trash talk

Thanks for taking time to post this GETitOn... couldn't have done it better...

[tu_holmes]

Nice work Alex... We collected a great pile of toys from the Studio and delivered them Friday to the program...

It's good to give back to the community.

[Alex23]

Nice work Alex... We collected a great pile of toys from the Studio and delivered them Friday to the program...

It's good to give back to the community.

Right back at you TU. It does feel good to give back and see how it makes everyone happy to work on a good cause...

last one, I promise; OC's SWAT truck; quite kick ass... I'm sure "he" gets more pussy than both true adonis dumbo flappings ears put together..

[Eyeball Chambers]

The idea behind this thread was Alex 23, being a succesful man, was letting everyone know that he took time in his busy schedule to dontate toys to children who are less fortunate.Of course TA, had to pirate the post by bashing his Hummer.
I had good friend of mine who owned a hummer, 2002, and it was a nightmare, he had to put 3-4 motors in it.So I would have to say they arent very dependable.But Alex23 has seemed to have found a way to make them more dependable, and get good gas mileage.With this being said, good for him.Alex is obviously, a very succesful and intelligent man who seems to have done very well for himself.Plus he gives his time, and money to Toys for Tots, something that is very honorable.I dont know why TA is bashing him, over driving a Hummer, when he was doing a good deed? TA, What do you do for a living? How much do you make a year? How big is your house?
Since TA, was attacking Alex, we should find out what TA, true statis, is.Anybody can be a millionaire and drive a Lotus on the internet.Alex has told us how much he makes a year, pics of his house, and even what kind of car he drives.TA, are do you have the same status as Alex23? Do you give to chrities such as Toys for Tots? If your going to bash someone on the internet you better be able to back up all the trash talk

Exactly

[LatsMcGee]

This year a few of us went in on bikes for our toys for tots at work.  Should be fun for a couple of kids this year.

[Fatpanda]

The great Arab warrior Salahuddin who crushed the Christian's spared them their lives in Jerusalem.  This is history.

jt

This was a great thing to do. He was truely a just, noble and forgiving, especially as the christians slaughtered them before it.

I do not think in todays age of hatred, a muslim in a similar situation would do it now though. 

[England_1]

We must keep the 11 mpg brotherhood strong!

[GetItOnNY]

Alex I am a successful man like you.Like you I beleive in giving back, because you reap what you sew.I dont understend why someone would bash your choice of vehicles, when your post was about giving to children who are far less fortunate then you are.I personally dont care for Hummers, and wouldnt buy one, but I wouldnt go telling you they are garbage or junk, because I personaly dont care for them.Just because you dont like something doesnt mean its garbage.Hummers are actually well built vehicles, and were used by the military to defend our country.Alex you well as I know a truly succesful person is more proactive then TA, they see the good in everything.Only a really negative bitter person would bash your choice of vehicles, when your post was really about helping children who wouldnt have had a Christmas if you didnt give them toys.A person of caliber would have said, Alex would you did was very honorable, for getting together with your friends and giving back to people who are less fortunate then you are.Who gives a fu$#5 what kind of vehicle you drive.I dont see why what vehicle you chose to drive has to do with Toys for Tots.Plus you actually found a way to make your Hummer more economical, more dependable, and make money by doing so.Only to upset him more?.Thats why I asked TA, what kind of car does he drive, wht does he do for a living, and how much money does he make.Because only a very bitter person who is not doing to well for themself would see the negative in a thread that was meant to be postive.

[jtsunami]

This was a great thing to do. He was truely a just, noble and forgiving, especially as the christians slaughtered them before it.

I do not think in todays age of hatred, a muslim in a similar situation would do it now though. 

Yes they would.

jt

[Sharma]

Post of the day. Well played Wolfgang...

ps, your requested info is coming brother

You know for a man who married a black i find your racism to be amazing and sickening. I just hope your half caste childs are not subjected to the revolting racism the likes of you spout. Seriously, you should look in the mirror and examine the kind of person you are , especially when your kids will meet all kinds of terrible racism.

[jtsunami]

You know for a man who married a black i find your racism to be amazing and sickening. I just hope your half caste childs are not subjected to the revolting racism the likes of you spout. Seriously, you should look in the mirror and examine the kind of person you are , especially when your kids will meet all kinds of terrible racism.

Spot on post.

[Mrdibbs]

True adonis is allready praying on his knee's hoping the neighbour is finally switching his car again so he can stand in front of it

Good job with the charity alex, welthy and in control.

[The Showstoppa]

True adonis is allready praying on his knee's hoping the neighbour is finally switching his car again so he can stand in front of it

Good job with the charity alex, welthy and in control.

haha, are you sayin ole TA just wanders around Greensboro and High Point until he comes across a nice car in someones driveway....jumps out....tears off his shirt...and poses for a picture ?

[Mrdibbs]

haha, are you sayin ole TA just wanders around Greensboro and High Point until he comes across a nice car in someones driveway....jumps out....tears off his shirt...and poses for a picture ?

What i'm trying to say is that the effort some people put in there lies is laughable

[The Showstoppa]

What i'm trying to say is that the effort some people put in there lies is laughable

Very true...I'm just too lazy to care...

[onlyme]

The idea behind this thread was Alex 23, being a succesful man, was letting everyone know that he took time in his busy schedule to dontate toys to children who are less fortunate.Of course TA, had to pirate the post by bashing his Hummer.
I had good friend of mine who owned a hummer, 2002, and it was a nightmare, he had to put 3-4 motors in it.So I would have to say they arent very dependable.But Alex23 has seemed to have found a way to make them more dependable, and get good gas mileage.With this being said, good for him.Alex is obviously, a very succesful and intelligent man who seems to have done very well for himself.Plus he gives his time, and money to Toys for Tots, something that is very honorable.I dont know why TA is bashing him, over driving a Hummer, when he was doing a good deed? TA, What do you do for a living? How much do you make a year? How big is your house?
Since TA, was attacking Alex, we should find out what TA, true statis, is.Anybody can be a millionaire and drive a Lotus on the internet.Alex has told us how much he makes a year, pics of his house, and even what kind of car he drives.TA, are do you have the same status as Alex23? Do you give to chrities such as Toys for Tots? If your going to bash someone on the internet you better be able to back up all the trash talk

Having a Lotus Espirit is NOT a sign of being a millionaire.  And not one has he even posted a pic of him driving it. Awhile back when everyone was bashing Apenis I had found some records of him working as a water meter reader (or something like that) in his hometown.  I also found his 2 bedroom condo that at the time had a market value of $158,000.  He apparently went to some community college for a semester.  He is defitnely someone with a low self esteem who needs to spend hours a day researching on the internet and then cut & pasting on here and other boards so he can make himself sound smarter and more cultured than he really is.  He talks a great "internet" but has failed miserably in real life.  Like AssHolelick and a few others on here.  I also find it funny how people make such a big deal out of what you drive and consider that the #1 status symbol and way of judging what someone is worth or how successful they are.  Also, you don't have to  be reach to give back to charity.  Having ex-spendable income so you can give some cash is great, but donating your time and efforts is just as good.  Hummers nowadays are as common as Cadillacs.  They aren't that big of a status symbol anymore.  As for what they use in gas and energy or whatever.  Who gives a fuck.  If you can afford the gas then great.  Who cares.

[jtsunami]

Having a Lotus Espirit is NOT a sign of being a millionaire.  And not one has he even posted a pic of him driving it. Awhile back when everyone was bashing Apenis I had found some records of him working as a water meter reader (or something like that) in his hometown.  I also found his 2 bedroom condo that at the time had a market value of $158,000.  He apparently went to some community college for a semester.  He is defitnely someone with a low self esteem who needs to spend hours a day researching on the internet and then cut & pasting on here and other boards so he can make himself sound smarter and more cultured than he really is.  He talks a great "internet" but has failed miserably in real life.  Like AssHolelick and a few others on here.  I also find it funny how people make such a big deal out of what you drive and consider that the #1 status symbol and way of judging what someone is worth or how successful they are.  Also, you don't have to  be reach to give back to charity.  Having ex-spendable income so you can give some cash is great, but donating your time and efforts is just as good.  Hummers nowadays are as common as Cadillacs.  They aren't that big of a status symbol anymore.  As for what they use in gas and energy or whatever.  Who gives a fuck.  If you can afford the gas then great.  Who cares.

You know onlyme everything I have heard from you is very wise.  The time in your life you have learned very much and you are a very intelligent person.  I have come to find those who brag and show off their wealth with car's etc etc, arn't really that rich.  Most rich people do not showcase it, Bill Gates drives a ford.

jt

[Master Blaster]

None of you have lived in or probably been to the Middle East. Arabs are wonderfully friendly and hospitable people.
None of you have seen anything of this region beyond CNN and what your criminal, illegal-war-starting government want you to think. Think outside the box.

I have been to Britain, live America and also all the Arab states so I am the one in a position to make judgements from my own eyes. You people are not the most educated of the Americans I understand this but really some of you are like little sheep being fed utter nonsense by politicians who have contempt for you.

I go  now as I have nice keema to eat.
Think about things I say, a lack of education will imprison you so try to escape the confines of your circumstance.

مع السلامة

When they danced in the streets on 9/11 I realized that they are all human garbage and probably should be nuked.

Hope That Helps^TM

[bigdumbbell]

shawn, children's hospital of orange county are spamming me for more money; i thought you were going to ask them to stop

[Dreadlord]

You know for a man who married a black i find your racism to be amazing and sickening. I just hope your half caste childs are not subjected to the revolting racism the likes of you spout. Seriously, you should look in the mirror and examine the kind of person you are , especially when your kids will meet all kinds of terrible racism.

Is the little goatherder still on jihad against Alex23 and his hummer?

The Jihad Daily had this story to share

 A convoy of hummers had drove through Sharma's village in Pakistan killing his favorite goat The little goatherder had been unceremoniously yanked off his prayer rug ( he was facing the Vatican not mecca - he is the village idiot after all) which had then been used to clean the vehicles muddy tires and undercarriage.

Stay tuned for part 2 of this story when Sharma will reveal why he's converting to Christianity as well as his secret fantasies about being violated by a hummer.