After 10-15 vodka@7's I got moves you wouldn't believe.
You sound like quite the shirt removing, beer goggling, lampshade on the head frat man 'CalvinH.' Props.
Weddings are the best/worst. Bloated old whales & whalettes 'getting the grove on' after a few too many while their teenage kids scowl and talk shit. It's my sixth sense to be able to pick which sloshed heiffer is going to land on her ass first. I'm usually 50/50 with my pick for who's going to get on a table at some point.