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How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« on: December 16, 2008, 08:49:52 AM »
Man,every Chrstmas when I wrap it looks like a Charlie Brown Christmas.
whats the secret ???
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 08:50:43 AM »
Must be the same reason they always have neat handwriting.
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 08:51:49 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on December 16, 2008, 08:49:52 AM
Man,every Chrstmas when I wrap it looks like a Charlie Brown Christmas.
whats the secret ???

just take your shit to the bottom floor at macys..they wrap good
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 08:52:45 AM »
Quote from: big_mal on December 16, 2008, 08:51:49 AM
just take your shit to the bottom floor at macys..they wrap good



To late man,I'm knee deep >:( :-\
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 08:54:53 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on December 16, 2008, 08:52:45 AM


To late man,I'm knee deep >:( :-\

aww shit...well one other possibility is to get those gift bags (they have all sizes) and put the gift on the bag and then put that thin tissue paper on top...

Presto...gifto
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2008, 10:25:01 AM »
I wrap like a man. 

Quote from: big_mal on December 16, 2008, 08:54:53 AM
aww shit...well one other possibility is to get those gift bags (they have all sizes) and put the gift on the bag and then put that thin tissue paper on top...

Presto...gifto
Good advices medium_mal
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2008, 10:38:28 AM »
Quote from: STella on December 16, 2008, 10:25:01 AM
I wrap like a man. 
Good advices medium_mal

who is this "medium" you speak of
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2008, 10:40:03 AM »
Quote from: big_mal on December 16, 2008, 10:38:28 AM
who is this "medium" you speak of
;D

guess you've  been bulking
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2008, 10:55:12 AM »
Quote from: big_mal on December 16, 2008, 08:51:49 AM
just take your shit to the bottom floor at macys..they wrap good

 Please tell your sister to leave Neil alone! He is marrying Karen!    >:(
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2008, 10:57:59 AM »
Quote from: ~weed~ on December 16, 2008, 10:55:12 AM

 Please tell your sister to leave Neil alone! He is marrying Karen!    >:(

Neil was the one who started getting all pissy when tyra started dating the police man. Neil wants to date tyra.
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2008, 11:02:26 AM »
Quote from: big_mal on December 16, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Neil was the one who started getting all pissy when tyra started dating the police man. Neil wants to date tyra.

  She should focus on getting Anna back and keep her eyes off the man prize!!   >:(
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2008, 11:14:27 AM »
Quote from: ~weed~ on December 16, 2008, 11:02:26 AM
  She should focus on getting Anna back and keep her eyes off the man prize!!   >:(

Yeah.. She needs to get the girl back
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2008, 12:06:05 PM »
No matter what, just remember to remove the price tag!  ;)
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2008, 12:31:12 PM »
Quote from: ~weed~ on December 16, 2008, 10:55:12 AM

 Please tell your sister to leave Neil alone! He is marrying Karen!    >:(
Is this a reality show I'm missing or a Soap Opera?
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2008, 12:34:08 PM »
Quote from: STella on December 16, 2008, 12:31:12 PM
Is this a reality show I'm missing or a Soap Opera?
The Young and the Restless
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2008, 12:38:39 PM »
Quote from: big_mal on December 16, 2008, 12:34:08 PM
The Young and the Restless
Good for Eva!

I think I knew that but the mention of "tyra" threw me off
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2008, 12:41:14 PM »
She was off but now she is back making eyes at Neil.  >:(
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2008, 01:49:16 PM »
My mother is and has been neurotic for wrapping neatly..and made me learn young, and because she and my brother have horrific penmanship, my father made my cursive and type starting in junior high half hour each day the same sentence over and over again..because he was military he was a fricken hard ass, so I did what he said..so now I can wrap perfectly and have nice cursive writting (of course that got me to write notes and make money off my brother and his dumb friends to get them out of class and sign off on report cards)
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2008, 02:46:53 PM »
They put time and patience in it. Plus a general interest in what they're doing compared to men.
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2008, 05:48:55 PM »
Quote from: Dr Loomis on December 16, 2008, 02:46:53 PM
They put time and patience in it. Plus a general interest in what they're doing compared to men.

  bullshit.   I'd use a grocery bag with a knot to keep it closed if people wouldn't be holiday asshats about it.
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2008, 06:04:21 PM »
Quote from: ~weed~ on December 16, 2008, 05:48:55 PM

  bullshit.   I'd use a grocery bag with a knot to keep it closed if people wouldn't be holiday asshats about it.


 ;D

I'm OK, but not great.  I love gift bags!!

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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2008, 06:08:33 PM »
Be conscious of the earth and use a grocery bag, tie it with some ribbon and slap a bow on it.  Saves you money on those expensive gift bags too!   And your "wrapping paper" can be used to hold all the discarded wrapping paper from other people who wasted earths precious resources on wrapping the holidays materialism!

    :)

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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2008, 06:13:18 PM »
Quote from: ~weed~ on December 16, 2008, 06:08:33 PM
Be conscious of the earth and use a grocery bag, tie it with some ribbon and slap a bow on it.  Saves you money on those expensive gift bags too!   And your "wrapping paper" can be used to hold all the discarded wrapping paper from other people who wasted earths precious resources on wrapping the holidays materialism!

    :)


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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2008, 06:14:35 PM »
And save the ribbons and bows for next year and the following year so you are not a wasteful holiday asshat. 


        :)
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Re: How the @#$% do woman wrap gifts so nice
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2008, 06:31:39 PM »
However you wish to pack your packages, merry christmas to you all.  :)
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