Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)

[bigmc]

Does it have to be a skin pic? I like my college Grad. pic. the best. Gown makes me look... hyouuugggeeee!!! lol

welcome to get big john

where you from 

[J Grey]

One day Rupert comes home to his boyfriend John who says, "Hey, I think I've got something up my ass. Can you have a look?" So Rupert rubs his hands with glee, gets on his knees and has a good look at said cavity and says, "I don't see anything." And then John says, "No, I definitely feel something. Put your finger in there and have a feel." So Rupert does that and still doesn't find anything. Pissed off, John says, "FFS. Just keep going till you find it." So Rupert goes in elbow deep, feels something and pulls it out to see it's a Rolex watch, upon which John starts singing 'Happy birthday to you'.

Johnson Sucker then tells Ruptured Gay: "come here bear, I'll stick something up there that you can't get out" 

[CalvinH]

welcome to get big john

where you from 

Canada,duh!

[bigmc]

Canada,duh!

brutal missing the gag 

[CalvinH]

brutal missing the gag 

 

[Big Worm]

How do I start? I've been lurking around the getbig.com forums for some time now.  Finally took the time to sign on the dotted line. I couldn't find an "Introductions Forum" so I just figured I would start out here and say Hello!

Aloha!(not that I'm Hawaiian)

[DK II]

Aloha!(not that I'm Hawaiian)

Sieg Heil! (not that i'm not german)

[portwine]

I know how to operate a toaster-oven. 

[jesusbod]

Who in their right mind would aspire to be a MOD on this board or any board for that matter. Epic time on their hands. They probably don't work..