Wake up call:
Women prefer fit athletique guys over fat permabulkers like you every day.
the funny is dave isnt even a fit guy or an impressive huge tall muscle montain like wolf, he's a borderline obese greasy loser with huge eyebrows and a fat face.
So even in his comparison between fit and muscular guys, he has no place to fit.
Talk about belonging to the loser category since day one and until you die.
I bet he pictures himself as looking as good as dennis wolf though.