When i thought it couldnt get worse!

[Wiggs]

Vegas is As BAD WITHOUT THE GOOD WEATHER.  Im gonna make this happen 240.
We'll hang out or jam or somethin.

Come on out, I'll get you wasted on my dime.

[J Grey]

wifey enjoying a variety of Euro-cock

I bet she is, you're not much of a man and she tells me your "power rod" has problems "getting hard"

[The Showstoppa]

he teaches people how to fight 100 cops at one time

Mmmm, and how did that work out for him? 

[The Showstoppa]

I own a telemarketing business where we sell toner to hospitals and big corps.
I may be blamin it more on the economy than is due,  I might just be
havin a tough time.

What is your sales pitch?

It should be: "Hello sir/mrs...I'm chainsaw from getbig.  If you don't take $5k of this shit off my hands, I'm going to show up at your business....in a thong, oiled up with ball glitter on and GO TO WAR in your break room. "

[bigmc]

Mmmm, and how did that work out for him? 

i think that particular business model

could be in need of a rethink

[chainsaw]

What is your sales pitch?

It should be: "Hello sir/mrs...I'm chainsaw from getbig.  If you don't take $5k of this shit off my hands, I'm going to show up at your business....in a thong, oiled up with ball glitter on and GO TO WAR in your break room. "

Hahaha.  It is a hard sale, lots of pressure. 
I sell toner for $439.00 that you can get at office depot for $50.00.

These companies are so big that the right hand doest know what the left is doing.

[chainsaw]

im goin to get more drinks.  be back soon.

[chainsaw]

im back.  drank 4 wine;s.   gonna hang out till it weares off.

[Stavios]

im back.  drank 4 wine;s.   gonna hang out till it weares off.

hope it will get better for you man, that sucks

[tommywishbone]

"A drink or two..."

May I suggest a bottle of tequila, an 8-Ball, and a $100 hooker. 'Tis the season my man!

[dr.chimps]

"A drink or two..."

May I suggest a bottle of tequila, an 8-Ball, and a $100 hooker. 'Tis the season my man!

That'll get you on the card for a parking lot brawl and a two man escort downtown, er, or so I've heard.   

[QuakerOats]

I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.

all joking aside i'm sorry to hear about your sister man, i hope things get better for you.

[Monster_Everything]

"A drink or two..."

May I suggest a bottle of tequila, an 8-Ball, and a $100 hooker. 'Tis the season my man!

ok danielson

[portwine]

heh...my sister-in-law owns a toner company here in los angeles. don't downplay ur take on the economy!  this shit is hitting her business HARD!  for the last few months I've been the director of logistics for an office solutions and supplies corporation in seattle and i've come to see that soooo many freakin' businesses are dying right now.  I'm already looking to re-locate and find a new job.  I was making $300 a day in tips while waiting tables, but they said "you need to find a REAL job".  F*CK you, baby boomers!  I could make that much in a 6-hr day while being served shots by the bartenders and y'all want me to get a REAL job??/

My sister always asks me what I "really want to do....and don't say smoke pot and work out!"  well...damnit....that IS all I really want to do.

[JimmyJam1974]

Interesting. Wine huh? Any cheese to go with that wine? What type of wine? MD 20/20? Cisco? Wild Irish Rose?

[tommywishbone]

Interesting. Wine huh? Any cheese to go with that wine? What type of wine? MD 20/20? Cisco? Wild Irish Rose?

  Yes yes! MD 20/20 & Wild Irish... my favorites. My man, you put the "sewer" in connoisseur.

[garebear]

heh...my sister-in-law owns a toner company here in los angeles. don't downplay ur take on the economy!  this shit is hitting her business HARD!  for the last few months I've been the director of logistics for an office solutions and supplies corporation in seattle and i've come to see that soooo many freakin' businesses are dying right now.  I'm already looking to re-locate and find a new job.  I was making $300 a day in tips while waiting tables, but they said "you need to find a REAL job".  F*CK you, baby boomers!  I could make that much in a 6-hr day while being served shots by the bartenders and y'all want me to get a REAL job??/

My sister always asks me what I "really want to do....and don't say smoke pot and work out!"  well...damnit....that IS all I really want to do.

Holy shit! I think we're living the same life. I love to smoke pot and work out and I made more money waiting tables and loved it.

Fuck it! I'm going back to it.

[portwine]

mmmm...md 20/20!  what flavor, you ask?  red!  red's totally a flavor.  at least it is concerning md 20/20.


and yeah....waiting tables was fun.  drunk all day. paid to flirt with women.  not to mention my boss hired 90% women (hot ones) and only a few male servers.  damn I miss that.   free food (we'd trade with other restaurants all over town), hot girls, good money, free shots all day. 
"do something with your degree! whats the use of going to school for 5 years and not using that education!?"  ....once again, F*CK you!!

[Karl Kox]

I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.

Man i hope things get better for you

[chainsaw]

heh...my sister-in-law owns a toner company here in los angeles. don't downplay ur take on the economy!  this shit is hitting her business HARD!  for the last few months I've been the director of logistics for an office solutions and supplies corporation in seattle and i've come to see that soooo many freakin' businesses are dying right now.  I'm already looking to re-locate and find a new job.  I was making $300 a day in tips while waiting tables, but they said "you need to find a REAL job".  F*CK you, baby boomers!  I could make that much in a 6-hr day while being served shots by the bartenders and y'all want me to get a REAL job??/

My sister always asks me what I "really want to do....and don't say smoke pot and work out!"  well...damnit....that IS all I really want to do.

Im not happy to hear that (that shes getting hit hard too),
I hope we all can get throuhgh this.
I probably know youre sis, cause i was in LA for 15 yrs prior to vegas.
As you know, Toner is a tight knit family.

[portwine]

I'm sure you do! Yes, she's been in the toner industry for about 10 years now here in LA and I've helped out numerous times and have realized that it is, indeed, a tight-knit community.  Hope things work out for you as well!! if nothing else, remember that now isn't a bad time to file for bankruptsy.  can always blame it later down the road on the ass-raping economy!

[TechnoViking]

I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.

Might I suggest something to lift your spirits...Its called a Vodka splash...Its my drink...

1...2oz. Vodka
2...6 oz. Lemonade
3...A splash of piss
4...Plenty of ice
5...Any garnish you like

Drink 6 to 12 of these and you will forget about your wife cheating on you...

Thank me later...Enjoy!!!

[chainsaw]

Might I suggest something to lift your spirits...Its called a Vodka splash...Its my drink...

1...2oz. Vodka
2...6 oz. Lemonade
3...A splash of piss
4...Plenty of ice
5...Any garnish you like

Drink 6 to 12 of these and you will forget about your wife cheating on you...

Thank me later...Enjoy!!!

hahahahaha
looks good!

[wolfgang187]

I totallled my rental car last friday. 
Sister in law passing, Separated shoulder, wife in Europe till the 29th.
Economy failin my business... 
im gonna go have a drink or 2.

your right buy Mexico so go start a little side businesses....

[portwine]

I want money.  I want it now.  and I don't wanna have to work for it. 
this is what happens when your parents and family all raise you
to be "hollywood kid"...."it'll all be great!"

"who's payin' the bills now? ....hollywooooooood kid!"
-family guy