Author Topic: Technokc needs Getbig advises. . . (Read 4693 times)

technokc · « **on:** December 20, 2008, 11:26:58 AM »

Okay so I got a friend who is over 600lbs, good guy, has a chronic bad back in which he can't get help on because he cant fit in a normal MRI machine so he gets disability of 2000 a month.

Anyways about 4 years ago he met a girl online playing WOW who lived in another state, immediately he flew out to meet her. Obviously all of his boys were happy for him because he was a 25 year old virgin, and hey lets face it most girls aren't tripping over themselves to fuck a 600lb dude.

I met this girl once and she was slightly overweight, divorced, with two kids. I realized right away that she was getting with him for money(he moved up with her after their first meeting), but again, the main caveat was he was getting pussy.

Well, Im sure you can see where this is going, he has now moved back in town, she basically kicked him to the curb after she found a job. The big problem is, is that he still loves her, and thinks there is still a chance. The fucker is sending her 1600 a month of his disability!!

I fell really sorry for him and want to help him.

How can I convince him to:
1) Get over this bitch and stop sending her money
2) Loose some weight so that he doesnt have to pay thousands of dollars to get laid

Any Getbig advise would be greatly appreciated

spinnis · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:29:33 AM »

Thats not Onlyme.

Boost · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:31:06 AM »

600 lbs?

How is he able to walk around?

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:32:50 AM »

TAKE HIM HERE

technokc · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:33:35 AM »

Quote from: Boost on December 20, 2008, 11:31:06 AM

600 lbs?

How is he able to walk around?

He is one of those giant fat guys, almost like a strong man, not cant walk fat. He was a great center on our high school football team at about 500. After school though he just blew up, probably closer to 650 now.

I remember one time I got in a fight with a guy with a gun, and he picked me up with one arm and tossed me in the back of his truck. I was around 230 at the time!

Hedgehog · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:34:41 AM »

Quote from: technokc on December 20, 2008, 11:26:58 AM

Okay so I got a friend who is over 600lbs, good guy, has a chronic bad back in which he can't get help on because he cant fit in a normal MRI machine so he gets disability of 2000 a month.

Anyways about 4 years ago he met a girl online playing WOW who lived in another state, immediately he flew out to meet her. Obviously all of his boys were happy for him because he was a 25 year old virgin, and hey lets face it most girls aren't tripping over themselves to fuck a 600lb dude.

I met this girl once and she was slightly overweight, divorced, with two kids. I realized right away that she was getting with him for money(he moved up with her after their first meeting), but again, the main caveat was he was getting pussy.

Well, Im sure you can see where this is going, he has now moved back in town, she basically kicked him to the curb after she found a job. The big problem is, is that he still loves her, and thinks there is still a chance. The fucker is sending her 1600 a month of his disability!!

I fell really sorry for him and want to help him.

How can I convince him to:
1) Get over this bitch and stop sending her money
2) Loose some weight so that he doesnt have to pay thousands of dollars to get laid

Any Getbig advise would be greatly appreciated

How about you tell the guy to become a member here?

Seriously though, most of these fatsos won't ever lose weight unless there is that motivation.

They're attention whores, desperately wanting anyone to pity them.

So if you can get him to become a member on that bodyspace.com board he might just find a different addiction - training, eating right and posting progress pics.

spinnis · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:36:42 AM »

Quote from: technokc on December 20, 2008, 11:33:35 AM

He is one of those giant fat guys, almost like a strong man, not cant walk fat. He was a great center on our high school football team at about 500. After school though he just blew up, probably closer to 650 now.

I remember one time I got in a fight with a guy with a gun, and he picked me up with one arm and tossed me in the back of his truck. I was around 230 at the time!

Post photos of this monster.

technokc · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:37:37 AM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on December 20, 2008, 11:34:41 AM

How about you tell the guy to become a member here?

I don't want him to commit suicide.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:37:54 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on December 20, 2008, 11:36:42 AM

Post photos of this monster.

AGREED. THIS THRAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS

spinnis · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:38:35 AM »

POST PHOTOS OF HIM!!

technokc · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:38:38 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on December 20, 2008, 11:36:42 AM

Post photos of this monster.

I will tonight, we are taking him to the strip club when I get off work, I will snap a few pics when he gets to my house.

Hedgehog · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:40:30 AM »

Quote from: technokc on December 20, 2008, 11:37:37 AM

I don't want him to commit suicide.

I know you will get him on board.

It's just a matter of time.

I bet he's here posting within... 5 days.

Aren't those Warcraft kids pretty vicious BTW?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:48:19 AM »

Kill the dude. Kill the bitch. Keep the money for yourself.

You're welcome.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:51:38 AM »

Quote from: technokc on December 20, 2008, 11:38:38 AM

I will tonight, we are taking him to the strip club when I get off work, I will snap a few pics when he gets to my house.

WHERE DO YOU GUYS LIVE? IS HE GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY SOME A$$? IF NOT, FORGET THE STRIP CLUB. GET HIM AN ESCORT.

technokc · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:53:44 AM »

Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on December 20, 2008, 11:51:38 AM

WHERE DO YOU GUYS LIVE? IS HE GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY SOME A$$? IF NOT, FORGET THE STRIP CLUB. GET HIM AN ESCORT.

Hahaha. . . I wish it was that easy my friend, unfortunately he still doesnt want to "cheat" on his woman.

Remember this is his first love and first fuck we are talking about.

We are tricking him to the strip club by telling him we are going out to play pool.

spinnis · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:05:14 PM »

Quote from: technokc on December 20, 2008, 11:53:44 AM

Hahaha. . . I wish it was that easy my friend, unfortunately he still doesnt want to "cheat" on his woman.

Oh brother I recolonize that type.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:14:24 PM »

Quote from: technokc on December 20, 2008, 11:33:35 AM

He is one of those giant fat guys, almost like a strong man, not cant walk fat. He was a great center on our high school football team at about 500. After school though he just blew up, probably closer to 650 now.

I remember one time I got in a fight with a guy with a gun, and he picked me up with one arm and tossed me in the back of his truck. I was around 230 at the time!

This guy needs medical help stat. He's a walking heart attack.