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Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« on: December 22, 2008, 09:01:50 PM »
1/2 of un cooked yellow gritts (fat guy with a beard on the package)
1 avocado
1 tomato
2 teaspoons of tobasco
2 pinches of black pepper
3 large uncooked Oysters

Procedure:
Cook the grits, preferably creamy. let rest for 5mins
dice tomato and avocado put on top then salt to taste.
Mix the tobasco and black pepper spread on.
cut the large oyster in 2-3 pieces
Mix.

Enjoy.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 09:03:40 PM »
good stuff alex i got a hard on just reading tabasco

its great when you are a guy like us alex
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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 09:06:02 PM »
1/2 of un cooked yellow gritts (fat guy with a beard on the package)
1 avocado
1 tomato
2 teaspoons of tobasco
2 pinches of black pepper
3 large uncooked Oysters

Procedure:
Cook the grits, preferably creamy. let rest for 5mins
dice tomato and avocado put on top then salt to taste.
Mix the tobasco and black pepper spread on.
cut the large oyster in 2-3 pieces
Mix.

Enjoy.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 09:10:00 PM »
im alex's eternal loyal friend, you've turned on alex23 in the twinkle of an eye both of you should be ashamed
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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 09:14:44 PM »
good stuff alex i got a hard on just reading the ingredients


I forgot about the lemon juice. pour to taste, I would say about 1/4 cup.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 09:15:56 PM »
im alex's eternal loyal friend, you've turned on alex23 in the twinkle of an eye both of you should be ashamed

Falconcrest, I've followed your advice on eliminating red meats and already feel the difference.   

you are a wise and sensitive man.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 09:17:23 PM »
OH YEH THATS WHAT I CALL MAN FOOD BROTHER

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 09:25:37 PM »
Oysters are underrated; great source of minerals and good cholesterol. I have raw oysters on a daily basis. I also have the sex drive of a barnyard cock.   

Whatever suits you; sugar alcohol loaded "supplements" from "food stores" or good old mother nature foods that only the smart and agile ones used to have access to.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 09:37:21 PM »
Falconcrest, I've followed your advice on eliminating red meats and already feel the difference.   

you are a wise and sensitive man.

loook at the white boys hair cut , classic falcon style hair cut

while the two black guys are looking for trouble

they are our mirrors in another form

holy and sacred our mirrors our likeness

how lucky we are to know that we are not alone
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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 09:39:18 PM »
loook at the white boys hair cut , classic falcon style hair cut
while the two black guys are looking for trouble
they are our mirrors in another form
holy and sacred our mirrors our likeness
how lucky we are to know that we are not alone
 

The falcon flying high and keeping an eye on all of us.

Goodspeed brother.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 09:42:18 PM »
 

The falcon flying high and keeping an eye on all of us.

Goodspeed brother.


no here is the photo reference of what im talking about do you see that these are our brothers?
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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 09:49:07 PM »


no here is the photo reference of what im talking about do you see that these are our brothers?
   

Aside from the PuffyWhiteFro on the white one, .. I see where you are going brother.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 02:42:49 AM »
A good healthy mix of Alkaline and Acidic foods...Adding the lemon juice will only make this meal that much better in terms of staying Alkaline...Thumbs up Alex...

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 02:50:01 AM »
1/2 of un cooked yellow gritts (fat guy with a beard on the package)
1 avocado
1 tomato
2 teaspoons of tobasco
2 pinches of black pepper
3 large uncooked Oysters

Procedure:
Cook the grits, preferably creamy. let rest for 5mins
dice tomato and avocado put on top then salt to taste.
Mix the tobasco and black pepper spread on.
cut the large oyster in 2-3 pieces
Mix.

Enjoy.
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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 02:50:13 AM »
Looks good but I'd be shitting like a mule in the summer sun after all those carbs  ;D

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 03:22:33 AM »
Oyster's - Like swallowing Cum.


Fucking great meal.


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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 03:36:51 AM »


I forgot about the lemon juice. pour to taste, I would say about 1/4 cup.
A 1/4 cup of lemon juice! Pretty heavy hand you got there, Chef Boyardee.  :D

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 04:14:04 AM »


I forgot about the lemon juice. pour to taste, I would say about 1/4 cup.
cut the lemon juice in half and add a pinch of fresh cilantro or parsley for digestion

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 05:13:43 AM »

loook at the white boys hair cut , classic falcon style hair cut

while the two black guys are looking for trouble




hahah, classic.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2008, 05:19:25 AM »
1/2 of un cooked yellow gritts (fat guy with a beard on the package)
1 avocado
1 tomato
2 teaspoons of tobasco
2 pinches of black pepper
3 large uncooked Oysters

Procedure:
Cook the grits, preferably creamy. let rest for 5mins
dice tomato and avocado put on top then salt to taste.
Mix the tobasco and black pepper spread on.
cut the large oyster in 2-3 pieces
Mix.

Enjoy.

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2008, 05:20:42 AM »
Oysters are underrated; great source of minerals and good cholesterol. I have raw oysters on a daily basis. I also have the sex drive of a barnyard cock.   

Ever eat one of these?  8)

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2008, 05:21:55 AM »
Ever eat one of these?  8)



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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2008, 05:40:45 AM »
Sounds like a southern home cooked meal. Grits and oysters = tasty.
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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2008, 05:43:14 AM »
1/2 of un cooked yellow gritts (fat guy with a beard on the package)
1 avocado
1 tomato
2 teaspoons of tobasco
2 pinches of black pepper
3 large uncooked Oysters

Procedure:
Cook the grits, preferably creamy. let rest for 5mins
dice tomato and avocado put on top then salt to taste.
Mix the tobasco and black pepper spread on.
cut the large oyster in 2-3 pieces
Mix.

Enjoy.

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Ever eat one of these?  8)

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Re: Alex23's hyper-carbo-morning-O-receipe
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2008, 06:23:17 AM »
   

Aside from the PuffyWhiteFro on the white one, .. I see where you are going brother.

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