i usually take about 3 minutes to handle my business in the john, and usually 3 times per day when i'm pigging out.
If it doesn't float, it means I need to eat more fiber the next day.
I like to read a good catalog in there, do a little window shopping. By the time I read 2-3 items, I've already handled my business and I'm ready for Cleanup, aisle 36.
Great thread.