Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?

[DeltsaForce]

wtf 5.1 to 5.9? that must be fucking chinamen bringing the micropenises to the table

[Method101]

wiigs 6.5 incher doesn't agree 

wigs is half white

[TechnoViking]

A black chick who sucked my dick said I had a big dick.  The legend grew from there.  If a black chick validates you then you are good to go.  

She was just trying to ease the pain when you found out your wallet was missing...

[TechnoViking]

Pathetic ...........................................................Me too minus the bed of seaweed only thing is I'm black.

An old sex story....

Scene:  Wiggs and Tanja (A German Girl) are on the couch watching tv and things start getting hot and heavy.

Tanja: Ooh baby you're hard and it's big.

Wiggs: Yeah baby, look what you're doing to me.

Tanja: Ooh baby I wanna suck it.  How big is it?  8? 9?

Wiggs: (filled with a sense of impending dissappointment blurted) uhm 7.
          (deep inside Wiggs knew he was working with 6.5.  The look of disappointment that spread across Tanja's face served as a FAIL for Wiggs and the legend of all black guys having huge cocks.)


THE END

P.S. We did fuck many, many times and she was the best lay in my life....I got to do anything and everything I wanted.....God Damn I miss that bitch.

LOL!!!

[TechnoViking]

I have a 13 inch cock for real...Of course I have to stick a yard stick 6 inches up my ass to get such a reading...

[Cleanest Natural]

Will Grant has to push it 8.5inches up his colon to get that reading TV 

[DeltsaForce]

Nice pm from QO



Re: Last chance
« Sent to: DeltsaForce on: Today at 08:54:33 AM »
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.

[Cleanest Natural]

Nice pm from QO



Re: Last chance
« Sent to: DeltsaForce on: Today at 08:54:33 AM »
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.

epic making shit up due topain inflicted by QO owning

that shit hurtz

[ManBearPig...]

I actually had a land surveying company measure my cock length because the measuring device required for this is not sold in retail.

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Nice pm from QO



Re: Last chance
« Sent to: DeltsaForce on: Today at 08:54:33 AM »
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.

Epic obsession with QO. 

He never uses capitals, nice try though.

[Mydavid]

You have seen a fair few cocks in your time. Short and thick or long and thin?

Really length does not matter in my opinion...it's all about the girth

[mass 04]

Really length does not matter in my opinion...it's all about the girth

I'm 0 for 2.

[Stavios]

Really length does not matter in my opinion...it's all about the girth

Too much cock talking in this thread

how about a pic of your tits 

[Cleanest Natural]

Too much cock talking in this thread

how about a pic of your tits 

I strongly second stavios

[chaos]

I heard "Deltsaforce" has the been able to smuggle over from China "The King Kong Ding Dong" in his anus, two at a time.

[Wiggs]

wigs is half white

I'm actually 1/4 white but you couldn't tell unless looking at my features, my cock and my intelligence!

[QuakerOats]

Nice pm from QO



Re: Last chance
« Sent to: DeltsaForce on: Today at 08:54:33 AM »
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Dude, you mention my family again and I will take legal action against you. I have already told local law enforcement about the likes of benz and alex and my lawyer is taking care of it.
You have one last chance but if you keep posting my details then I will report you to the mods and have your ass in court before your feet touch the ground. I also don't live in a trailer. My girl did once but no longer does. I am not rich but I am not in a trailerpark and never was.
Ive had a shit time recently and only come here to chill out and unwind. Don't make me sue for every penny you got.